Congratulations.
You are now the proud owner of a newly liberated democratic state. You are tasked with designing a test to decide who will be allowed to vote in your state. Those who pass the test can vote. Those who fail cannot. What is your test?
Congratulations
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Do you voluntarily relinquish your right to vote and grant me full dictatorial powers? Please mark one of the following responses
A) Yes
B) Please send me to a state run Gulag
C) Abstain (also please send me to a state run Gulag)
Fascists don’t get a vote
Are you an adult male landowner who has not been convicted of a major crime? y/n
Yes they did (Hitler) and do (Trump, again in 2020) sweaty :3 eat my fuck and do give me that address so that I can kill you.
Wat about serial killers pedophiles and trannies
Hint u can't say no fascist
IQ, shares in the state
I say the longest recorded train ran on u, top 3%, gets to vote and longest train gets to become president and picks 1 from them to be vp
One vote per household, must be born in the country, no dual citizenship, and not convicted of major crime.
shut the fuck up and bow to Tinkie Winkie
I would require a National Essay Competition with the simple question: "Why should I be allowed to vote?" The essay can be completed in either written or video format.
Each citizen will have to provide evidence of valid reasoning and express coherency of thought and purpose. Statements such as "everyone should be allowed to vote," or "voting is an inalienable democratic right" will be deemed inadmissible.
The function of the essay is to serve as a kind of citizen's resume.
Why would I let anyone other than myself decide what's gonna happen in my state? It's MY state after all. So my test is: if you are the owner of this state, you can vote.
>National Essay Competition
I'm going to be autistic here and point out that Competition is not the correct designation. Perhaps Survey, or Census
A simple test demonstrating basic understanding of the candidates and their major policies
This test would eliminate 99% of today's voters from eligibility.
Oh. My. Goodness. I just realized that everything is subjective. This means nothing is absolutely real. I can murder and rape ppl because everything is subjective. You have saved humanity w that very cheeky post sir. Everyone in lit is absolutely amazed and we're all standing in awe at this. Mark this up as 10 won debates. You sir are priceless and we expect good things out of you in the very near future.
Sure boomer
someone redpill me on this dress, how does it prove that everything is subjective
>Letting people vote when "I AM THE STATE."
But user you need to give the masses an illusion of control. Placate them with the false sense that they can influence things by letting them vote between an array of pre-selected candidates of your choosing.
It's almost as if that's what happens in today's democracies.
Suffrage will be earned through service and sacrifice to the community and country.
There will be no test.
It doesnt. The dress is in reality one color. The camera contrast makes it look like another color. Those who see the false color are interpreting it wrong.
1. Read the OP. 2. Neither Hitler or Trump were democratically elected
They’re fascists. See?
If they werent democratically elected then how did they gain power?
>Neither Hitler or Trump were democratically elected
How come people can't handle the electoral college doing the job it's meant to do? It's meant to prevent a few cities or large states from dominating the entire country and it did exactly that.
Both Hillary and Trump agreed to the same rules. She played badly and she lost badly, end of.
That's fine but the real point is that I want to come into your house at night while you're asleep and kill you.
>how come people don’t like muh electoral college
>It prevents democracy so a minority of rich people get their way every time
I’d kill you first
hitler literally was democratically elected, the nazi party won the most votes and he was elected president
my plan is to let everyone vote once and make voting easy to do. like an app or something
>democratically
>Not looking your vanquished foe in the eyes and watching their vitality drain; all the while knowing their last sight in this life was your shit eating grin.
>Why do people want urban shit holes deciding the fate of the entire nation and the literal silent majority having almost no voice.
I'm convinced more and more, everyday, that the bad guys won the Civil War.
The test comprises of four questions:
1. Are you a man?
2. Do you have a wife?
3. Do you have any children?
4. Do you own land?
If the answer is "yes" for each of the questions, you are permitted a single vote for the candidate of your choice. If the answer is "no" for any of the questions, you do not get to vote.
Why exactly is it bad that places with more people get more of a say? Would you be ok if one person got to vote 329,451,665 times?
If you're more worried about the big states taking advantage of the smaller ones then I don't see why the electoral college fixes this. If anything the problem is worse since most states are either solidly red or solidly blue, and you have to focus on a few swing states. Perhaps we should try giving states more independence instead.
If the electoral college benifited the elites in any way it would have prevented trump from winning. The absolute majority of elites hate the guy.
One corn farmer is more valuable to a society than 100 instagram thots.
>Why exactly is it bad that places with more people get more of a say?
Because niggers literally always vote democrat
>If
>Trump is a man of the people
!
Look, cornboy, lefties elected Obama on this hopey changey message, and they fell for it. They felt burned almost immediately, and daily by that guy. How the fuck if Trump doing anything but entertaining you corn soaked little bastards?
Don’t bring ip the phony boarder crisis either
I think butterfly hit the bong too hard on this one
The spelling errors leads me to believe hes more likely drunk
Do you believe that democracy is utter shit, and are you prepared to sacrifice your right to vote?
Is that the PNE? Mini donuts all the way
>silent majority
I think you misunderstand the way a popular vote works
I don't think Instagram influencers should get to vote.
>He
Please refer to the abomination as an "it."
white men who have a job
Who says there's going to be elections? Benevolent monarchy.
Unironically here, facts don't care about your feelings
Just one question:
There is a plane that is flying close to the border between canada and the U.S.A. There is an engine failure and the plane crashes right on the border of canada and U.S.A. Where do they bury the survivors?
>They felt burned almost immediately
no they literally let him do whatever he wanted for 8 years which was same old same old but because it was their guy.
>reality
>color
lmao
>I took philosophy 101 and argued about what color a firetruck was for 45mins with my peers
Iq desu
There will be a game, a contest if you will, I test of intellect, and fighting skill, those who win become my chosen elites, this game will be held every 25 years. Elites get to vote, plebs won't. You remain an elite and it becomes hereditary when you die or hit 60 years of age.
Note, elites vote the legislature, executive will be segmented and have no head of state, everything must operate based on explicit and all encompassing protocol, which if needed can change within 30 minutes. The Judiciary will be almost nonexistent, laws only apply if you're caught in the act, hence police will be numerous, and act as judge, jury and executioner, only when they breach protocol or misuse power may they be sent to court for trial.
Subjective, sure. But from a utility viewpoint, believing such subjective notions exist is useful for getting things accomplished. You need to get a job to understand, user.
I'm pickle rick
Tranny.
I'll be a bit realistic, so this will be a merit test based on the current culture's values of what is ultimately meritous, that is brains over brawn, so a national leaderboard with a selection of strategy games, as selected by the previous leader, points being awarded by wins acuired during specific dates spersed through the year, will determine the next leader, women are not allowed since it would be pointless, no age limit, the #1 player being the one who remains leader.
I'm pickle rick
>Libshits complain about Bush getting the nation involved in the middle-east.
>Obama proceeds to launch more cruise missiles and issue more drone strikes than every other Nobel Peace Prize winner combined.
>Never shuts Guantanamo Bay
>Doubles down on the illegal surveillance of US citizens
>B-b-but Trump is a monster and fascist!
You don't bury survivors.
Unless they know government secrets.
>Vote for representitives from different occupations rather than geographically
>These representitives advise of government formed of the top minds of the country assembled by the head of state
I'm pickle rick
>en.m.wikipedia.org
Hitler was declared head of state because he was the leader of the second biggest party in Germany at the time of Hinderbergs death in 1934, while also already being "appointed chancellor on 30 January 1933.".
This happend under the democratic rulebook which is why people tend to say that he was 'elected democraticly', while not being elected directly in 1932.
Thanks for the link though, because I also assumed he was directly elected before reading this.
Cringe and migapilled :^)
Voter eligibility can be obtained by either:
- IQ Test after the age of 18 (WAIS or Stanford-Binet), must score at least in 90th percentile (IQ 120)
or
- Obtain a professional graduate degree (eg PhD, Medical Doctor, Lawyer) from an accredited institution (no online degree mills)
Every five years starting at the age of 65, an IQ will again be administered. They must score in the 70th percentile (IQ 108) to retain voter privilege, the lower floor to acknowledge wisdom and experience which may compensate for potential age-related cognitive decline.
>Phd.
Lucky my Phd in transexual womyns studies shall come in handy.
I'm pickle rick
Weird way to bump a thread but ok
>Are you over 18 years old?
Congratulations you can now vote