This book is a real snooze

This book is a real snooze

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For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.

I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them.

They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust.

The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs.

I said, I would scatter them into corners, I would make the remembrance of them to cease from among men.

To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.

See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live for ever.

If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me.

I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.

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Well I mean it has its moments but there are only so many procedures regarding the cleansing of lepers that a guy can stand to read.

Judges is literally an action movie

Judges 3:15 But when the children of Israel cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised them up a deliverer, Ehud the son of Gera, a Benjamite, a man lefthanded: and by him the children of Israel sent a present unto Eglon the king of Moab. 16But Ehud made him a dagger which had two edges, of a cubit length; and he did gird it under his raiment upon his right thigh. 17And he brought the present unto Eglon king of Moab: and Eglon was a very fat man. 18And when he had made an end to offer the present, he sent away the people that bare the present. 19But he himself turned again from the quarries that were by Gilgal, and said, I have a secret errand unto thee, O king: who said, Keep silence. And all that stood by him went out from him. 20And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat. 21And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly: 22And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out. 23Then Ehud went forth through the porch, and shut the doors of the parlour upon him, and locked them.

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Whether it was one particular event or a series of experiences that lead to this moment, where you thought this was a good idea to post, just know, that I am so sorry that these things happened and I'll be praying for you tonight.

No-one should have to suffer being this mentally challenged where they create the most unoriginal, dullard, cumbrain thread. May God have mercy on your soul.

>Whether it was one particular event or a series of experiences that lead to this moment, where you thought this was a good idea to post, just know, that I am so sorry that these things happened and I'll be praying for you tonight.
>No-one should have to suffer being this mentally challenged where they create the most unoriginal, dullard, cumbrain thread. May God have mercy on your soul.

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Basedboys are edgy atheists, how can you mess up even the most basic of memes. Do I need to call you an ambulance before you strangle yourself with the wireless mouse?

S 0 I B 0 I S *

>N-n-no, you can't reappropriate our memes to suit your own agenda AAAAAAH!

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But it doesn't work? Unless you're just stabbing in the dark with memes & trying to escape your truth. Anyway, if you need to carry on deflecting you go ahead but I hope you find peace soon.

>reappropriate
Absolutely go back to r e d d i t