He still reads physical books in 2019

>he still reads physical books in 2019
>he hasnt switched to ebooks yet
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I like both. You'll grow out of absolutism, user.

My highschool was infested with those things. We used to catch them and make paper boxes to keep them in as pets. Good times.

>make paper boxes to keep them in as pets
They eat paper though. That's like making a hamster cage out of grain.

I get a bunch of them, fry them and put them in my carbonara.

how do they taste

Greasy yet dry. Quite salty.

salty coins and your mother's cooking

Haven't seen one in my life, just found out about this.

Make sure none get into your dickhole. Took me weeks to get them out

Dont live in a damp shithole

>tfw there was a european hornet nest in my old book closet
>tfw they gnawed through some of my books and used them to build their nest
>tfw cant kill em because "protected species"

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Arrange an accident. They ate your books, you just need a jury of book lovers.

Theyre just misunderstood
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What the fuck? So if there's a nest of hornets in your bedroom you just have to deal with it?

You have to very carefully remove them and then relocate them, which is expensive as fuck and wont give me the satisfaction of murdering those fuckers.

what an actual cuck, just kill the bugs retard who's gonna stop you.

Then the hornet stasi will show up and give me a fine. Theyve got forensics and all that, theyve got spies everywhere

I don't live in a shed in the woods.

i have these

You're allowed kill things that eat your books. God told me.

>they got stuck in the tub again
say your prayers cretins

Theyre crustaceans, theyll be fine

I find them cute. They can grow pretty huge though.