It is time...
It is time
toilet paper!
toilet paper? I don't see any!
... to dududududuudu DUEL
Welcome home
pic unrelated?
Some of the greatest literature.
Ephesians 6:12 : For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
I hope you eat ass.
Time to pretend a book is real life and use it as a coping mechanism for your insecurities.
Have sex.
They can't. That's why they LARP as Christians on Yea Forums so they can pretend there's nothing wrong with their virginity.
I hope you find God
I will if I ever decide to get married
there is nothing wrong with being a virgin
The Bible has no belletristic merit. Don't torture yourself.
Read the Book of Job and tell me that isn't bellettrie
Literally the most overrated book in the bible
>Alright Job, lets see you make an auroraborealis
You don't have to agree with everything presented in the story to appreciate it for its literary merits you know
masterpiece
Yes, it is THE time for my daily reading the Bible routine.
God bless you, my dear friends.
I don't see literary merit beyond the passage at the end with some nice imagery of the Creation. The rest is cosmic Stockholm syndrome 101.