I don't like the way I talk and I don't like the way I write. It's bland, inexpressive and always seems off...

I don't like the way I talk and I don't like the way I write. It's bland, inexpressive and always seems off, and I really do mean always. I think it stems from being and esl. What can I do to change this?

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Listen to some public speakers and see how they sound. You might pick up their cues and habits.

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finally some validation thx

keep the posts coming

Just find something that perks u up
It's always fun learning a new accent, they don't have trans Atlantic tho which seems fun asf to me accenthelp.com/

Oh and go to raves do drugs

I'm not that good a speaker myself but I don't care, speaking is tiresome...
if you want to change how you write, read more

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become a non-fiction writer.

Work on building your vocabulary and enunciation. In rhetoric, the delivery often counts for more than what you're saying.

Another rule of rhetoric is to pause. Take your time. We are harsher with ourselves than other people are inclined to be. There's no rush to respond immediately, and taking your time (in both speaking and writing) can be a valuable tool in aiding articulation and building a listener's attention.

>building vocabulary
That's not the problem. I sound like a jackass due to my word choices. I've been told this in person more than once. I feel like an alien.

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Try being confident and positive? This is pretty /adv/, but maybe we could help you more if you gave an example.

Off-topic but I just want to say that I find it incredibly frustrating that I'm not allowed to just bash trannies' brains in and also basedboys, I should be allowed to do this legally

Write eccentrically.
Like Nietzsche or Schopenhauer, or ancient speeches, put some exaggerated flair into it.

Its not about how you feel about it. post an exemple so we can judge
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Alright. What do you want me to write about?

your first crush ever

>I think it stems from being
Then stop being.

Nice try CIA, I'm not giving you personal information.

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My writing was always pretty good yet I speak like a drunken seaman. People assume I'm some troglodyte. I don't know how to stop

>bcz you cant write anything

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you niggaz need toastmasters

what?

you can figure it out, do you?

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Haha but that's illegal! Haha

Everything is legal if you believe in it.

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