Binged on McDonalds last night but I had lifted weights so I didn't feel too fat

>binged on McDonalds last night but I had lifted weights so I didn't feel too fat
>wake up at 6 am after 5 hours of sleep
>browse internet on phone while lying in bed
>have a shit and look in bathroom mirror and see my, I think, slightly worse than before hairline; still probably many years from lookatdisdood tier but I still feel demoralised
>make a two post length life rant topic and post it on a few boards
>try to get back to sleep; can't
>leave bed, drink coffee, browse internet
>decide not to bother exercising because I'm too tired
>go in to central London to walk around; walk for 5.5 miles in total (inb4 an American says "But isn't that exercise???")
>walk past some famous places and the amount of Staceys and Instagram tier Staceys and a few genuine GigaStaceys was demoralising
>walk through some really hipsterish places; feel awful at my lost youth
>walk through some city of London skyscraper places and feel sad; see an investment bank I had an interview at years ago and failed; remembered looking up one of my interviewer's LinkedIn profiles and saw he had done maths at Cambridge (the ultimate in big brain degrees)
>had some supermarket sandwiches and now feel kind of full up
>now drinking coffee

I think I will soon have a job interview for another minimum wagecuck job. I apply for jobs that I don't even know if I want to take. If I don't work, I am a NEET intellectual but poorer. If I do work, I'm a born slave.

At least I don't have the Sunday night wagecuck sad feels.

I am too tired to feel pessimistic or optimistic right now.

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Smoke weed

very dry read, no payoff, little setup
d+

Retrain so you're not working minimum wage if you have to. Is your degree in cs?

>>binged on McDonalds last night but I had lifted weights so I didn't feel too fat

do cardio or you're just tricking yourself.

did an hour on the elliptical last night before i even allowed myself to start lifting.

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If your life is as interesting as your prose, you ain't gonna make it.

I have a good job starting in a few months. Although it's non technical and will likely be boring as fuck and unfulfilling.

I just had an embarrassingly small amount of money in the bank relative to everything, which is why I even contemplate minimum wage

You should come live in rural America. It’s nice out here Londonfrog.

Honestly just move Londonfrog. Big cities just don’t seem like your thing

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This

Fuck off and die failed abortion

Who is this popeposter, and where can I read his posts?

Write a short novella, get it published with an indie house, plenty of those in the uk now, get noticed, write a novel. No need to be a wagecuck anymore.

Do your parents a favour and slit your fucking throat instead of being rude to LF. Fucking kissless trash.

>tfw I could have been Londonfrog if the idea of putting my daily life on here occurred to me sooner

Not that user but London fog is a boring blogposter shitting up this board with his whinging threads. Stock schlock and trite tripe and so on so forth. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum and you get the idea. Biggest attention whore on this board and that without having a trip

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It’s probably hard to find a job though. I work as a security guard which is the perfect job for me because I literally get paid to sit and read books. Probably wouldn’t be able to find a job like that in a rural setting. Unfortunately, I live in Niggertown, USA, though

Please, lurk more. LF has been a board-sensation for years. If you think that he's shitting Yea Forums up, you probably need to leave altogether.

>did an hour on the elliptical last night before i even allowed myself to start lifting.

/fit/ told me you're not supposed to do cardio for more than a few minutes before weights or else your body gets tired and it doesn't want to build muscles

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Do you copy and paste the same exact post on this board every day? I can never notice any difference between today's post and yesterday. Please, just kill yourself already instead of burdening Yea Forums with your low quality, off-topic posts.

>>make a two post length life rant topic and post it on a few boards
Holy shit, when will they ban this faggot? This isn't just on one board, but he's spamming multiple. Please, just kill yourself already.
Saged and reported, obviously. Now we have to wait a few hours before the incompetent mods do their job.

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>Saged
Sperg-tastic post.

Ive ate mcdonalds everyday for 8 months now.