Oh Mister Houellebecq, where have you been all my life

Oh Mister Houellebecq, where have you been all my life

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How did he get away with writing women as the bad guys?

That makes the book extremely more comical now that a think about it, and from what I’ve read so far (I’m on chapter 10) and this book runs deep, I can relate.

Who does one read after Houellebecq?

Relate to Bruno or Michel?

Zorn

>Looking at Goodread reviews
>Girls don't like the book very much

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Good, that's a good reason I might read it in the future.

>buying physical books in 2019

Why????

It's a general rule that if Reddit and women dislike a book there's a higher chance that it's good than if they like it.

>Bruno nursing a bottle of bourbon while his son watches tv in the other room

>Bruno eating his way through college when he finds himself in the exact same place as high school

>Bruno reading Kafka cause he can't fuck

I think we're really an easy type to figure out, but somehow no one before Houllebecq had been able to condense the downward trajectory of mediocre men so effectively

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My sex life dramatically improved after I got my gf to read Houellebecq and she got me to read Donna Tartt.

Any contemporary authors who are as based as him?

Any other non-/pol/ack anons love Houellebecq, or are all of you reactionary incels?

Fuck off, whore

dilate

Pretty much all of his characters are whores. What's your point?

He saw it happening.

Michel. More Michel every day.

Both, without having gotten beat up in childhood, I was a pussy, now I’m a recluse who takes reading and the intellectual pursuit of knowledge seriously, I’ve had female companions though

That means it’s a good book, saying this makes me a Based retard and I accept that.

>Ignoring the uprise of technological degeneracy
>Using a kindle

Nope

Apparently this is a terrible translation? Any French readers here to confirm this?

It's only bad because Frenchies are stuck-up arrogant frogs who think that theirs is the language of God Himself which can never be translated into any other tongue without butchering it. It's fine, really.

>who think that theirs is the language of God Himself which can never be translated into any other tongue without butchering it

In this, they are correct.

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Not gonna lie, this book made me hate manwhores more than it made me dislike women.

is the girl on the cover a Houellebecq girl?
>*cues up Gwen Stefani’s 2005 Grammy-nominated smash hit*

Who?

Bump

And fuck off cunt

I just wanted to know who the writer he suggested I read was.

Reddit hated is a good heuristic for finding great things. Redditors are just such huge beta cucks it’s unbelievable

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Alright, it’s confirmed, the book is a masterpiece.

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This makes me uncomfortably happy

>females that are nothing but vessels for male necessities and whims.

Imagine believing otherwise

Bumping for this man

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I'm a leftist and i love Houellebecq

the fact that I don't receive disability benefits for being short is a moral outrage

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Being a reactionary incel and a leftist are not mutually exclusive

Once again manlets are BTFO, lmao

>rich, handsome, smart, French
>"I never could bring myself to kiss him"
the suffering is unending

You forgot: short.

>(though, of course, way too short)
Literally on the second line. Holy kek

Your girlfriend can read?

SEETHING

>he hated Muslims and niggers
>implying that's a bad thing

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The guy seems alright.
>no manlet high-earning but still wagecuck drinking buddy to complain about Algerians

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