Meanwhile at Yea Forums bookstore

The guy with the supreme shirt and the black du-rag?

I'd like to sign up for the open mic.

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>bodega cat stares at you until you at least pretend to read a book jacket

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please hire me, working at Books-a-Million is draining my soul.

will you do it for free?

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I inwardly cringe at the left-wing posturing of the well-manicured, racially diverse customers and staff: tall, handsome negros, and fat upper-middle class kikes. With the round glasses. Always with the god-damn round glasses. A few months earlier, the store was still owned by Garrison Keillor, I think, but he's fucked off into totally private life for the sin of touching a woman's back, or something. Such is his lifetime reward for being a good DFLer. I wonder whether his life's work has been disappeared down the memory hole, as in literally destroyed. Naturally I angrily buy my books with cash and get out.

They had a good, deeply discounted book on Brutalist architecture, and some philosophy books I wanted; I grabbed the latter. Some employee gabbed with a photographer about how to photograph the re-branding/"re"-opening. Months earlier I'd been here; they had one slim Cocteau volume which slightly interested me at the time, but not enough to buy.

In the front, on last visit: an actually very good art-historical survey of the Tale of Genji.

nextchapterbooksellers.com/

They both smell really nice, right? Yeah, I've seen them in the "diversity" section

Where are the used video games?

At the back, next to the philosophy section .

>be French
>live in another country
>go to the French bookstore
>employees are either turbo-qt French women, or students learning French (qt educated girls) who wouldn't pass an opportunity to have a chat with a native speaker
>owner is a guy in his mid-40s and super nice to me
It's one of the few things that makes me not want to kill myself, you should try it frens.

> employees are all super qt french girls
> owner is in mid 40s

Hmmmmmmmmm

He's a smart one.

>It's one of the few things that makes me not want to kill myself, you should try it frens.
brb, becoming French as we speak

Les beaux doubles doubles, bonne chance mon ami

hey, i don't read, but will you please read my shit please?

Cat's smell

*Smokes joint in the restroom

that raging autist who hates major bookstores because they don't have obscure non-English literature on their shelves

Me

>now at the Yea Forumscafe we present the exciting new all girl avant-noise jazz trio “Finnegans Take 5”

hey man can I leave a flyer for my improv troupe in your window?

I COME FROM /POL/ IS EVOLA ANY GOOD

You're looking for the yoga and spiritualism section. Please only shout if a stack has fallen on you and you can't get up.

where are the records?

*drops a book*
whoops s-sorry

*goes bankrupt*

A bunch of laid off Yea Forums artists hanging around a foreclosed bookshop because they don't know where else to go type a beat

Just wait until your manager hears about this!

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>I'm the manager, what seems to be the problem?
>You need a book? Harry Potter?
>Get the fuck out you degenerate, we only sell Christian Apologetic books here.

hey guys it's me kolsti remember (actually(unironically)) me?
*trips and breaks skull open on wooden table*
OH MY (AND YOURS (MAYBE)) GOD

why are there books in a Yea Forums bookstore? do people on here actually read books?

would kiss.

i would love to meet this guy.

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is that a... dvd rack? nani the fuck

is this a eyes wide shut costume store reference?

what a qt 3.14

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What would you talk about?

probably jews unironically