How do I acquire a physical copy of Lolita without people thinking I’m a pedophile...

How do I acquire a physical copy of Lolita without people thinking I’m a pedophile? I’m interested in the prose and style of the work, not children.

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Buy it alongside other lit classics

most people these days don't know anything about books, you're good

Amazon. Order it alongside a bunch of other non-pedo hi-lit books.
btw if u wanna masturbate to lolis, then u shud stick to 2d and be reading h-manga, not Nabokov.

>I’m interested in the prose and style of the work, not children.
Whatever you say, chomo.

No one's going to think you're a pedo for reading Lolita, you retard. It's classic literature, and people expect people to buy the books stocked in the fucking book store. If you're so scared buy it on amazon.

I could have bought it on Amazon but I purposely went and bought it in Barnes and Noble just to see the reaction.
Nothing happened

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Don’t kid yourself. Most people don’t even know what it’s about.

>a colleague told me the movie was interesting, I know very little about it. Have you read it, is it good? Do you have a daughter? Yes? Well, what does she think? May I please see her? Mmmmmmmmmm

Literally nobody gives a shit.

what's the best edition to get?

stfu nigga

That’s not the name of my cat.

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based

90% of bookstore employees don't read books

get a kindle and buy it off amazon

just fucking buy it. I got my copy on Amazon and can confidently tell people I'm not a pedophile.

The lips cover.

I bought it alongside the coming of Conan. The clerk just talked about how awesome and manly the series was, and while he was checking in lolita he just make his eyebrow high and keep talking good things about Robert e. Howard.

Dodged a bullet by putting Conan first.

Caring what the cashier thinks about you is beta status

>Caring what people think