>SEETHING >OBSESSED >have sex >lose weight >dilate >The absolute tip top stake of cappekino >taxation is theft >was it age appropriate? >Big dirty eagles just shaking hands >dare I say it >BRAP! >l-lewd!
When I see women (thinking these in a female voice, except the last three) >Like, ew, he's not Chad! Get away from me creep! >Teehee! I just LOVE *what she's doing*! >*see a sad looking woman* BAAW! I've only fucked ten Chads in the past day! >*See slightly thick woman* Brehs... >*See fat woman* This is no longer breh. >*See woman in a wheelchair* Life on easy mode
When I see a Chad looking guy >*In mock Chad voice, kind of like a dumb and loud Italian American* Ay Stacey, dumb bish! Get over here! (Usually followed by this in a mock female voice: "EEEK! Cumming Chad!")
When I see a young white woman within ten feet of a black guy >Blacked! How do little white boys even compete? /pol/ will be pissed!
See a fat male >That's me after starting strength.
See a guy in a suit >The Fisher account!
See a woman in a suit >*Start thinking of meaningless and empty HR or corporate phrases*
See a trivial object >It's a *trivial object* episode...
Oh yeah and I imagine that women get wet when they see Chads. But they get so wet that they shoot water out their vaginas like Mario in super Mario sunshine and they take off (and hit the ceiling when they're inside).
Chase Baker
This is the literature board.
John Mitchell
You’ve achieved peak autism. Good job.
Brody Gonzalez
you need to cleanse your mind by stopping from browsing the chans for atleast a year, find something else that you enjoy to do instead. i stopped for almost two years but i came back when i hit rock bottom again
Easton Turner
You seem to see reality as it is
Juan Powell
user i think it's time you go play outside for a while
Autists aren't conscious, they don't have thoughts at all
Joseph Cruz
im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “nigger balls” and “i love shitting inside nigger assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
Jack Robinson
Browsing other boards made me unable to write a sentence without a mistake, but I'm slowly recovering browsing mostly Yea Forums and reading books. I can feel my brain growing.
