Post your short story ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere

This is the genesis of a very good story. Don't abandon it.
Comedy of fiscally ludicrous errors.
Pretty shit.
There's a satire here.
Potent. Literary. Topical. New Yorkeresque. Shit.
Could be the best one here. Might be the worst. You decide.

Thanks. Can you help me out here?

We follow the thoughts of man as he is haunted by vivid daydreams of murdering a women he loves.

pige

lole! pige!!!

a burgeoning crime podcaster accidentally commits a murder in his small city

I like it

pige

Having an existential crisis over a breakfast consisting of a piece of toast. Being toasted as analogy for life.

Young soldier, 22, having just been released from the army as an NBC soldier (deals with deadly gasses) because of developing signs of profound schizophrenia,takes his knowledge of chemical warfare and guns to the slums of Chicago where he waves a one man war against trap houses using teargas and chlorine bombs to rob drug dealers while wearing a personally fabricated fat man suit with a self contained breathing apparatus. He quickly gains a lot of money but as his psychosis worsens, he begins to perceive himself and his new identity as an actual cockroach.
The metamorphosis meets deathwish. I’m about halfway done

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People with peanut allergies are part of an alien invasion of earth and a small band of heroes holed up in a five guys are the only ones who can turn things around.

Collection of loosely connected short stories about piges moving to the freshly settled America and through varying hardships finding out it's not as easy as they expected and they have to lower their expectations.
Working title; Settlers.

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A pige has a good career and home life, but one drunken night out with his fellow piges he shoplifts from a gas station on a dare.
He is caught and since his workplace runs routine background checks on employees eventually loses his job due to the zero tolerance policy.
Stagnating in self pity, boose, and the inability find a new job due to his criminal record he spirals into depression and outward reactions against his wife and son. He never actually strikes either of them but she still leaves him and has a restraining order put in place.
An old coworker shows up when things appear most dire with a job offer, but is he too far gone or will he turn his life around?

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It's war.
Two enemies pinned down on either side of a bombed-out ball room. Is the music and dancing gone from this once-festive place forever, though?
A solar-powered iPod, in the pocked of a long dead soldier, plays in the centre of the open space. It's that one Psy track, you know the one I mean, on repeat.
Which man will risk his life to silence it first? Will the other kill him when he does or accept the act as a sign of mutual understanding?

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Man gets into horrible accident and spends months in intensive care, drifting in and out of consciousness.
His understanding whether he's hearing his wife or his nurse is blurred, and when he is eventually taken off the Propofol and midazolam he finds himself feeling that the nurse might have been the more sympathetic and loving of the two.

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A defective wh*toid talks about Yakub and the whites' use of tricknology to keep the black man down. Whites predictably try to kill him, while the 5percenters capture him and use him as a tool to show blacks that their religious beliefs are the correct one, and that wh*toids need to be destroyed. Meanwhile, the Kali Yuga rolls on.

Another minority pretends to not be the problem, you people are the worst house guests

PIGE...EASY ON THE NOSE

i never go anywhere with them cause i dont think they are original enough, but this is the latest idea that came through my head

soldier fighting for a massive developed empire against insurgents and rebels, disillusioned, doesnt believe in his society's values and doesnt care about them, hides his real feelings and values behind cynicism, even understands and sympathizes with the people he fights against, but keeps fighting with "its simply my job" logic, eventually gets promoted somewhat due to his skill, but mostly because his detachment from social norms makes him able to think outside the box and isn't afraid to use unconventional methods, deal with the enemy to the point that the border between friend and foe gets extremely blurred

200+ pages of hot sweaty sex between a fat 44 yo Moroccan man and a 9 yo Swedish girl from a prep school.

what a cute horse

I'm currently writing a story about a guy returning to a rural lakeside town decades after growing up there and witnessing some depraved backwater christian fuckery. Rituals, sacrifices, murder, etc. He comes back highly trained and unrecognizable to the town, looking to confront his father (the leader of the church).

my man that is an ant eater, not a horse.

an ant eater? i thought it was a tapir

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maybe change podcaster to something a bit more timeless, maybe he's a columnist?

The screen was just showing me my life as seen through my eyes and I was the only one in the movie theatre. I kept shouting for someone to put on something better, but nothing changed. I went to find the projection room myself and it was just me in there when I went in and there was no way to turn off what I was seeing.

Pige

Florida man reads too much Darwin and adopts animal techniques to maximize reproductive success

infinite jest did it.

An unemployed alcoholic develops a paranoid psychosis and becomes convinced there are cameras watching him all the time.
Step by tiny step he ends up fixing his shitty life because he doesn't want the unknown watchers judging him on his bad habits.

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A random simple city dweller, who hates the mayor for corruption and being a parasite on people's money, replaces him and does the same thing

The island in Greece held a library in the style of Vitruvius and in this library there lay books which had been printed once and never again. An acquaintance once wrote out a list of books which took his fancy (wedged between some of the books were prints of Blake):
Unknown essays by Misters Thomas Stearns Eliot, Wilhelm Baum, and William Butler Yeats.
A biography of Novalis’ wife by Mister Evelyn Waugh.
A compendium of architecture from Shambhala (fiction) by Mister Mircea Eliade.
Erotica by Misters Alexander Pushkin, Mikaél Schelling, Mircea Eliade, Jan Potocki, Arthur Schopenhauer, and Mister William Blake.
Unknown autobiographies by Misters Charles Dickens, Karl Baum, Edgar Allen Poe, André Breton, Richard Wagner, Walt Whitman, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Charles Baudelaire, Eugéne Delacroix, Peter Paul Rubens, Emil Cioran, Jorge Luis Borges, Joseph Mallord William Turner, Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, Mikhail Bakunin, Thomas Carlyle, Padraig Mac Piarais, Osamu Tezuka, Giacomo Leopardi, and Aleister Crowley.
Unknown Japanese lines of verse from the medieval era.
An history of literature of auncient Greece, auncient Rome, Italy from Dante to D’Annunzio, Germany from Eschenbach to Hoffmann, England from Spenser to Eliot, and Ireland from the Aisling poets to Yeats; by Lord Dunsany, and Lady Gregory.
Interpretations of the Mabinogion and The Prose Edda by Miss Emily Dickinson, and the Brothers Grimm (respectively).
Treatises on form in verse by Misters Spenser and Collingwood.
Ceremonial incantations by Mister George MacDonald.

And everybody cheers because they celebrate the replacing of the corrupt with them as revenge, and nothing changes, and (((they))) are happy.

Popular 6 year old YouTube star Derek gets a deal for a talk show on Netflix where he interviews other popular child stars

God and the devil try to convince a sentient AI to pick one over the other.

user, we said short stories, not autobiographies

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Ex-militant with CIPA is called back into service for a mission to rescue a captive soilder and investigate a terrorist torture/interragation compound. The army chooses him specifically to get captured on purpose so he can get inside the compound and since he has CIPA there's no risk of him divulging any information and compromising the mission

vagrant pige

Literally just 30 pages of cute pige pics, the digital version includes cute pige gifs.

Name a more based novel you can't.

I have a weird one for a game review series.

So like it's a series of 12(1 for each month) really high in depth game reviews, I want it to be the top tier MatthewMatosisi level stuff. The main character is this college student who barely leaves his dorm room and has basically retreated into vidya.

So from these reviews we get insight into this guys mind. He's pretty smart, is well articulated, the kind of guy that would do interesting work in a particular field but his field just happens to be games. But there's this edge to his reviews, we see certain biases pop up to certain story and plot beats, his reactions to things seem strange etc, etc.

Each game also sets up a different theme e.g. in february he reviews a dating sim on valentines day, while in the subplot he tries out dating apps. The tragedy of his character is that while he's smart enough to figure shit out he's also autistic enough to never fully understand anything and constantly fuck up.

So it's 12 stories about this guy reviewing a game and trying to apply that knowledge to the real world and watching the effects. idk how it ends.

A Christian missionary mocks a local pagan relic, tempting the gods and in the process getting cursed. His arm starts to grow teeth, eyes, and genitals, and starts attacking people. He tries to atone for his sins in search for forgiveness but ironically that's a Christian concept and the pagan gods don't give a fuck about Christian morality.

So basically Boris Godunov

Sounds lame

Sounds pretty cool, I dig. Read Pale Fire.