Which books does your bathroom bookshelf contain?

Which books does your bathroom bookshelf contain?

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How To Peel Dry Shit Crust Without Pulling Butthole Hair, by Neil Ibovic

I don't keep books in the bathroom. If I want to read one while I shit I'll take it with me and back out of the bathroom.

I have a copy of The Ego and Its Own that I carefully covered over to make it look like a copy of The Hunger Games

at the moment my toilet book is pic related which i bought for £1 in a charity shop
i like books that are divided into handy dump-sized sections

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Seriously? That's pretty funny, user

What is that bookseries?

I keep a copy of the God Delusion in case I run out of toilet paper

>He does not read classics such as: the ingredients of shampoo or the instructions of deodorant while sitting on his throne.
Sad.

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do people really spend a substantial enough amount of time in the bathroom that they need reading material? Fix your diet.

Bathrooms are a last refuge for those seeking solitude and isolation. Many spend hours in them every single day for this very reason.

Pretty much this
The only thing worthwhile to read while actually taking a shit is shortform stuff, like a MAD magazinge collection book, or a Far Side book or something else that can be read and enjoyed in

sounds like a good way to get hemorrhoids

A pile of Mad magazines

This, I only sit on the toilet for the alloted amount of time I require to relieve myself and wipe, usually no more than a minute. Are you all eating pure carbs?

You don't draw the process out to practice sphincter control?

True intellectuals read the laundry instructions on one's underwear.

kek

catcher in the rye
I whip my ass with its pages

"A great colony of fecal bacteries" by OP

Only poetry.

yeah i love getting poop on my books

this