What's the nintendo switch of literature?

What's the nintendo switch of literature?

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Ready Player One

God I would love to guy Boogie, that fat manipulative disgusting pig

Free verse poetry

you'd love to what?

I want to murder that fat piece of shit Boogie you guys have no fucking idea. What a waste of skin

Infinite Jest

Harry Potter or some shit I imagine. I’m so glad I got out of my videogame stage and grew up

I like vidya as much as the next guy; this I don't understand. What's causing this? Is it the aluminum being scattered across the skies, the general collapse of The Real, or what?
I just don't get it.
What's happening? Feminization of the male archetype to promote docility while woman become the breadwinners in the Family Unit. Meanwhile, gender rejectors proliferate through K-Space?
I just don't know, anymore.

Young Adult literature is the switch
Michael Crichton and Tom Clancy are xbox
Stephen King is playstation
They are all a waste of your time if you’re not a child.

it's just the US. everyone's a faggot there. that's what happens when you have it so easy and have all the commodities.

why? what did he do?

>everyone's a faggot there
honey, you try sucking cock and tell me it isn't par none. America was founded on man-love

He’s a fat centrist. What hasn’t he done to upset people online?

he asks his subscribers to pay for his healthcare instead of getting off his ass and losing weight so he doesn't die from a heart attack

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Yeah it's reddit but take a look

>He’s a fat centrist
so?
>What hasn’t he done to upset people online?
I don't know, that's why I'm asking. I don't frequent YouTube nor live in the US.

lmao the absolute state of America. Is it illegal, though?
will read, thanks lad

All of the above and more.

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where can I be left the fuck alone and still enjoy the commodity cushions? Maybe even a conjugal visit now and again.
Please don't say prison.

Drop iceberg chars NOW!

He's gonna get you

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Men with beards are allowed to enjoy video games. There is nothing objectively wrong with it

Blood Meridian. Almost every time Yea Forums talks about books it's always brought up by everyone as their favorite

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Slavo Zizek of course and without a doubt.

ITT: """"Anons""""

At what point did anons forget that they were giant fucking nerds/geeks/weebs/gamers? Now every newfag user is "ironic" in their love for vidya and anime, and have this bizarre perception of themselves of being "Chad" or trying to achieve that ideal.

I guess it's not the newfags' fault. Geek culture morphed into something uncanny when it entered the mainstream. Money (and social media) destroys everything it touches.

nietzsche or schopenhauer

and evola

Dude just make fun of these bearded guys with glasses with the rest of us

discworld

I can't picture them reading anything but Stephen King

Because Yea Forums does not wear a beard, is most likely skinny due to being a shut-in (outside of the fatasses at /ck/ with their daily fast food thread), doesn't watch mainstream anime at Crunchyroll, and does not respect and suck a woman's vagina like a submissive faggot (outside of /s/).
Yea Forums is not a Chad but neither is a faggot cocksucker who will think that discord trannies are "human" or whatever related liberal ideology.

And on a unrelated note, is it me or the "muh not an anime board" leddit faggots have been gone since a while ago?

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I left Yea Forums to get away from this shit

To answer OP; pretty much every book that becomes a movie.

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>leddit

You're quite new to Yea Forums aren't you?

>Because Yea Forums does not wear a beard
>is most likely skinny due to being a shut-in
?
Neckbeards were a big thing for anons, and anons were either fatasses or skinny twigs.

>doesn't watch mainstream anime at Crunchyroll, and does not respect and suck a woman's vagina like a submissive faggot (outside of /s/).
>Yea Forums is not a Chad but neither is a faggot cocksucker who will think that discord trannies are "human" or whatever related liberal ideology.
>leddit

You have to be a newfag, who only has third-hand information on who anons were back in the day. Most of what you said doesn't even answer the question.

literally who/?
is this some dumb nolife gaymer shit?

Anyone who adopts "geek culture" as a lifestyle is a major fucking faggot.
Being "user" is a lot more about feeling alienation with normies than it is about being a geek. Certainly more than outwardly projecting as a "geek" to belong to subculture centered on "geek culture". That sort of pretentious bullshit is entirely against the idea of being user.

Now to the real question, what is the Playdate of literature?

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And Peake, Wolfe, Stewart, Miller and Cowley are PC

Where 2 cop those shorts?

I get irrationally angry looking at this pick.

Why can't everyone else read On the Heights of Despair and be miserable like me?

He uses Medicaid at the expense of your taxes I thought?

Read Kierkegaard's "Sickness Unto Death" and be comforted to know that most of mankind is an a state of despair, especially those who imagine they aren't in despair.

looks fun, will check it out

>instead of getting off his ass and losing weight so he doesn't die from a heart attack
Except he actually did lose a shitload of weight, retard.

>t. retarded boogie fan

>burgers have to pay for fat cunt's healthcare
OHNONONONONONNOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Americans are violent jackasses who want to kill each other over trivial bullshit, and I do not recommend ever coming to this country. If social order were to breakdown in USA, a lot of people would die, and it would make the French Revolution look mundane in comparison.

The switch equivalent in literature? what ever is deemed to be "good" objectively by other people. they would eat it up. I cant think of a specific book because anything that could compare to Nu male ideology id fucking piss on and burn. Can the phenomenon of the nu male be explained with out just being called beta. I think it might be a combination conforming and consuming, like a product of modern thought, they are limited to what society deems a man should be, because they cant think outside of it. the glasses and open mouth combo make me wanna sock these fuckers holy shit.

Yes, (((why)))?

Ulysses, James Joyce. Proceeded by boring shit that people only like to be contradictory. And the wii/dubliners which was moderately enjoyable but massively overrated by people who don't read a lot of video game consoles. And as James Nintendo Royce continues to inhale nothing but the retard adoring community's farts he will probably produce a uselessly esoteric product next gen that alienates everyone and will cause him great mental harm so that they exhaust any compotence as a developer they might have had as some fascist carries on their legacy in a consumerically dead post-IGN world (even though video game development accomplishments had ceased to mean anything as far back as 1993, before Joyce even held a pen.)

Suika doesn't drink vodka faggit

Center left and bottom right are actually sweet.

What's wrong with that picture? I just see a bunch of young men excited to have the new Nintendo console.

>Being "user" is a lot more about feeling alienation with normies than it is about being a geek.

Remember that page by Maddox on who was or wasn't a nerd/geek? I think he made it when "geek chic" was coming into vogue and the gist of the page was basically that you were *given* the title of nerd/geek by other people because it was uncool (and it required genuine interest and effort on your part)...

>Certainly more than outwardly projecting as a "geek" to belong to subculture centered on "geek culture".
...it's just that now this shit no longer has it's outsider status AND it's popular with everybody, even those who never had interest in it to begin with, everyone is in a rush to prove how of a geek they are. And it doesn't help that the internet and (companies mass-producing plastic tat) have made it so easy to be a fan of something without any effort.

My main point is that it's bizarre watching newfags take dumps on hobbies that *they participate in* and "ironically" do these hobbies, and pretend that Yea Forums wasn't full of neckbearded, fedora-wearing, samurai-sword-welding atheist weebs.

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I re-read this recently and for the first time noticed how fucking cliche-ridden it is. A guy gets a gun and tests it out by shooting everything in sight, including the bell in the main tower in town and the bell rings out a big ding. Guy walks into a store and dumps a bag of coins out on the counter. People spitting constantly. It's like someone watched a bunch of Sergio leone movies and decided they knew what the West was like

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