well, Yea Forums? so who was right about everything?
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Objective philosopher rankings
>No Kornell West
>No Ted Kazinsky
DROPPED
way too many nobodys
Honestly, I realized I was the next big deal and am right about everything, so I just stopped reading philosophy altogether.
so much feminist garbage. why are you on this site OP?
i love this board
just so much
Where's Eliot Rodgers?
This but unironically
Throw that Jew down into the trash and I 100% unironically agree with that list.
He was a philosopher, but it is more apt to call him a philanthropist overall. The real shame is that Billy Herrington isn't on the list.
>no aristotle
>shitton of literally whos
>Kant and Hegel: great but derivative
>Kierkegaard and Heidegger: great and groundbreaking
nigger what?
you just posted cringe
sneed
Open wide for the ultimate redpill
der Ursprung des Denkens: Heraclitus -> Parmenides -> Socrates -> Aristophanes -> Plato -> Aristotle -> Cicero -> Hume -> Hamann -> Lessing -> Goethe -> Jacobi -> Niethammer -> Hölderlin -> Novalis -> Schlegel -> Kierkegaard -> Steiner -> Heidegger
die luziferische Versuchung der Verirrten: Pythagoras -> Plato -> Plotinus -> Augustine -> Aquinas -> Descartes -> Spinoza -> Leibniz -> Berkeley -> Kant -> Reinhold -> Fichte -> Schelling -> Hegel -> Stirner -> Schopenhauer -> Marx -> Freud -> Jung -> the fr*Nch
die tragische Inkarnation Ahrimans: Nietzsche
>Lessing
*Herder
ho dat bitch ppl put high up?
Based
cringe
objective ranking here
>freud over kant
cringe
this but ironically
Respectable but mills should be great or at least good if Russell is good and Freud should be derivative at least
I debated putting Kant in red for like 5 minutes, but I settled on just Hegel.
Probably, I'm not obsessed with him but I can see his merits. And Freud is an amalgam with Lacan (I could place him, he'd be in the red w/ Freud one below).
they did zizek dirty on that site
based
t. expert couponer
I’d tell you to slowly rot in hell but it’s probably something you will enjoy anyways
*ahem* fuck hegel
>land and deleuze on who
>muh accelerationism
cringe
An actual good tier list
Heidegger was a literal cuckold. His wife cheated on him and from another man bore her child Hermann, whom he fathered as his own.
sprech englisch butte
where the fuck is Witty?
>Descartes and Heidegger on the same tier
....based
>kierkesaan in god-tier
See you in four years, let me know who's king next season.
>schoppe in last
I can smell it
Christ is King, in all times and ages
Right, that's why I said king. At least you got you season part right.
how can you at once hold Schopenhauer as garbage and Cioran as good?
And what about Postmodernism? I'm sure you'll say that is just as obscure and worthy of being ignored.
Go away Justin
anybody who puts bentham anywhere under good doesnt understand bentham
It's okay user, we all had our heuristic phase.
>Marx in the same tier as Kant and Hegel
You just posted cringe.