Any books on how to commit suicide in a way to guarantees death and with minimal/no pain...

Any books on how to commit suicide in a way to guarantees death and with minimal/no pain? I'm oscillating between hanging myself or defenestration.

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Here's what you do:
>Go to your kitchen
>Grab a knife
>Hold the point to your throat
>Force it in
Good Luck!

Just wait, is not like you live forever anyways.

Infinite Jest

Be sure to defenestrate from a sufficient altitude.

skydive and just don't open the parachute, you'll have a great time until you splat.

Cut your thigh artery and just go to sleep

Helium exitbag

Why would pain matter if you're dead anyway

hanging is absurdly painful, there's a chance you'll survive the fall. don't do it, you'll only regret it. keep going through the motions, we all have to

The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi

I love you, user. Don’t do it.

What did he mean by this?

Gay

You may as well exhaust absolutely every option before you even try this. At the very least try and be enjoy yourself out of spite for the psychic pain

I can't influence your actions, I can only hope your sense of morality is well developed enough to steer you away from the deed. Read Camus, if you haven't already.

OP before you hang yourself go for a walk. Walk as long as you want to places youve never been before. Dont worry about your clothes or appearance. Put your trust in the universe. If the universe decides to kill you so be it.

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Quick checklist OP
ARE YOU ANY OF THE FOLLOWING?
Gay
Trans
Nonwhite
Jewish
Muslim
If so, DO IT ASAP FAGGOT and I personally recommend defenestration or a gunshot. Something quick that you can’t take back. Hung myself in a past life and it was awful.
If none of the above, PLEASE RECONSIDER YOUR LIFE CHOICES! WE LOVE YOU!

What do I do if I'm all of those?

>it was awful

yeah no shit you're slowly cutting off the blood supply to your brain, you can feel the neurons dying. Your body does everything it can to stop this from happening, so you experience a ridiculous amount of pain. hanging is probably one of the worst ways to go. it takes a pretty long time before the brain damage has advanced for enough for you to become unconscious, too.
no one should ever attempt it

Also, you're a fucking retard with that list. i'd expect at least some emotional competence on a board like Yea Forums but then some faggot like you comes along and ruins my hope.

A proper hanging breaks the neck and kills you almost immediately. You need way more space below you for that than most people in their house will have though and even with a properly set up gallows it doesn't always work correctly.

>emotional competence
>4channel
I laughed quite hard at that.