Post opinions of the following degrees

>Accounting
I have one of these, and it’s my greatest regret. You could train a dog to do accounting.

I retined as an accountant in 2 months because I couldn't get a job with my arts degree

cyclic employment

You missed the most based and redpilled of all degrees, film.

>based and redpilled
Use normal descriptive terms. This is not a proper way of describing anything. Join the Meme Jihad, brother.

Hello, I am unfamiliar to the meme Jihad, please tell me more, I would maybe like to join.

You have to join, it's the only way to save this board. The discourse on this site has totally degenerated due to the excessive profusion of memes. We must get rid of all of them. They contribute nothing of value, and lower our thinking capacities significantly.
Join the Meme Jihad.

Communication is Yea Forums major, amiright? Hunter Thompson and DFW were a journalist!

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Stop posting Wojaks. It's a stupid and childish joke that only an developmentally challenged individual would find amusing. You should make a sincere effort to become more mature and join the currently ongoing Meme Jihad.

>grading things by how easily you can get ‘jobs’.

Yea Forums is really populated by pre-employment undergrads isn’t it? :3

I’m hoping that I’ll be able to stop being an accountant in a few years. It’s the only thing that keeps me going at this point.

>tfw I'm a software engineer and it's pretty much the least Yea Forums career sector

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>God Tier
Mathematics
Physics
Philosophy

>Profitable but Soulless Tier
Economics
Statistics
Finance

>Useful and Successful Autist Tier
Chemistry
Biochemistry
Biology
Mechanical Engineering
Electrical Engineering
Chemical Engineering

>Pajeet Tier
Software Engineering
Computer Science
Marketing
Business Administration

>Oppressor? I hardly knew her! Tier
Psychology
Sociology

>Why are you here tier
English
Communications

>Suicide tier
accounting

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Even if I suspect this might be a joke, I agree with this ideology. Memes are too simple to convey deep information, even though they can help on smaller scale. And they're way too saturated, overexposed and mainstream. It would be a shame to keep this cancer within our literate minds for longer.

Meme Jihad : on. Thank you for enlightening me.

The old world had real, creative jokes...

Bullshit. Every single thing ever done or made has literature written about it.

My suggestion? Read Game Theory, Wolfram, and en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cybernetics:_Or_Control_and_Communication_in_the_Animal_and_the_Machine.

That’s what I’d do if I had more time. Have you even read The Theory of Games and Economic Behavior? You’d love it?

Plus there are all those books like Simulacra and Simulation. Yeah... fuck no, computer science is THE most literature intensive shit. Just not focused on any of the inane fiction bullshit this population on Yea Forums focuses on these days. (Gayyyyy)

:3

Physics is the most advanced and important science but biology and chemistry are overlooked for the benefits they provide humanity with because physicists like to dab on chemists and biologists

It has some element of humor to it, of course, but I am completely serious. I have felt this way for a while, and realize that now is the time to act. We have to take a hard line of action in order to preserve this board. Memes are a cancer that is destroying our vitality.

>Mathematics
A good working knowledge of statistics, averages, probabilities, functions and basic arithmetic is a huge help in analysing the world around you. Beyond that into super abstract theory I think there's diminishing returns.
>Physics
>Chemistry
>Biochemistry
Again, a good working knowledge is useful to understanding the world around you but it's diminishing returns the deeper you get into which enzyme helps digest which protein and blah blah who cares.
>Biology
A good basic understanding of biology is useful for maintaining good health and diet.
>Mechanical Engineering
I guess it's good if you want to be a mechanical engineer.
>Electrical Engineering
I guess it's good if you want to be an electrical engineer.
>Chemical Engineering
I guess it's good if you want to be a chemical engineer.
>Software Engineering
I guess it's good if you want to be a software engineer.
>Computer Science
With the world becoming increasingly computerised, and more and more of modern life taking place online, a good understanding of computer science concepts is important in being informed on the world around you.
>Statistics
An understanding of statistics will help you interpret information you see in the news, poll data, books etc.
>Economics
>Psychology
>Sociology
An understanding of these topics is very important for understanding why people, countries, organisations, businesses, societies etc. act in the way they do
>Philosophy
Philosophy is key for understanding the questions not answered by the above. i.e. not "why do they act that way" but everything else. "is it good they act that way? who makes that judgement? what does good even mean? who gets to decide that?" etc
>English
English is form we use to think and express our thoughts so understanding it better will only increase your thinking range and ability
>Business Administration
It may teach you how to get a managment position at a company, if that's what's important to you
>Finance
It may teach you how to get a finance position at a company, if that's what's important to you
>Accounting
It may teach you how to get a accounting position at a company, if that's what's important to you
>Marketing
It may teach you how to get a marketing position at a company, if that's what's important to you
>Communications
Our complex communication system is what seperates us from other animals and allows our complex society to be possible, and it is not possible to properly understand society without studying human communication and how it changes and how this is reflected in society.

What's an "English" degree, exactly...? Seems vague. Why isn't it valued?
(I don't live in an English country)

Too much STEM bias itt

Of the things listed in the OP, what two would be the best double major combo?

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Depends on how you’re thinking about mathematics.

I think there are as yet things to be discovered in the realm of the ‘harmonic ratio’ (which Nicomachus, Appollonious, and Alhacen among others expanded on considerably) and various sorts of Game Theory- related ideas to be explored mathematically that could help explain certain aspects of society very well and lead to economic and sociological developments (psst that ARENT Communism, for the retards)

mathematics and philosophy

I agree, my friend. Youtube practically qualifies "funny loud videos" as "memes", and that was when I thought, "well, that's just some mindless mass entertainment" and have felt that way for a long time too. Redpill, bluepill, cringe, based and such expressions hardly mean anything anymore since they've become fluent in groups and representations.

Because you really should only go to college for STEM, their the most useful sectors to work in for the entirety of humanity and they always will be

I would surely combo philosophy with literature. These go hand-in-hand and I am very passionate about them. Of course, landing on a good school can make a critical difference between interesting and dog-shit, but you get me.

The best thing you can do now is that whenever you see someone post mindless memes, just point out intelligently and clearly that they are behaving like idiots and ruining the board. Eventually you will get through to them, because it is obvious you are being sincere and correct. We all know deep down that these memes are ruining us. It's time to do something about it.

Either philosophy and mathematics or philosophy and physics.

philosophy and mathematics retard

Make a new thread for this chief, I'm with you 100%. Let's put a recommended "meme jihad" reading chart together.

Yes. I never thought this day would come... I'm proud of not being alone on this.

What about linguistics?

I'm not even sure what books you could put on such a chart. But if you have ideas I'm open to hear them. I will make a thread but it will probably get deleted. The Meme Jihad will live on though.
The time has come, brother.

Accurate

I don't want to judge too harshly based on an admittedly small sample size, but linguistics people I've met at both the undergrad and postgrad level have all been underwhelming. Good at what they do but dogshit in any other academic or intellectual pursuit, boring and terrible conversation.

>Mathematics
>Physics
>Biology
>Philosophy
based and redpilled
>Chemistry
>Biochemistry
>English
neutral and purplepilled
>Mechanical Engineering
>Electrical Engineering
>Chemical Engineering
>Software Engineering
>Computer Science
>Statistics
>Economics
>Psychology
>Sociology
>Business Administration
>Finance
>Accounting
>Marketing
>Communications
cringe and bluepilled

I don't even have mathematics anymore. I study arts, but it's a vague and shitty program. My plan is to go for a Phd in Yea Forums and just teach it after that/become a searcher. I don't see how that is retarded. Anyways, I hesitated for a long time between philosophy and literature, but I've come to literature, because job placement is much higher. Where I live, people hardly use their diplomas in philosophy, whence people who have a diploma in lit can get highly paid, safe corporate jobs/functionnary jobs that have a lot of privileges and days off.

Now, considering that most of philosophy is in literature... is that retarded?

law and medicine are too based to be compared with that nerd shit.

Read above about Meme Jihad, friend.

>Biology
>based and redpilled
bluepilled

>most of philosophy is in literature

God is this what passes for liberal arts these days, maybe you deserve a safe corporate job

>Psychology
>Sociology
>Philosophy
>English
Poverty.

spend a day out in nature looking at plants and you will learn more than you could by reading 90% of books. theres a reason so many of our great thinkers wrote in biology (or highly related fields). i would also say theology is based and redpilled for similar reasons.

You have to use words to convey ideas. That's what I meant. And literature is about that. I don't see why this is "liberal". Conservative ideas are written in words too, y'know?
And yes, a "collar job" seems like a safer option than just going for broke with self-publishing in a world of so much works.

I think someone can find a good branch in any domain if they know what they're doing. I agree.

>why yes, i have a phd in sociology, how could you tell?

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Sad, but true

Econ is based

don't use such trite and infantile terminology. Speak like an adult and join the Meme Jihad

Anyone who said electrical engineering was cringe is cursed with eternal bad wiring, so saith God.

It depends on how much you prioritize personal interest and how much you prioritize making money. Tons of people want to study math,philosophy, or physics, but opt to do something with a higher market demand like engineering instead.

What is it about sociology in particular as a discipline which attracts such a combination of stupid and insufferable people? All the memes about humanities majors seem to be true with these guys

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English is based because my degree is 90% women

By that logic social work should also be extremely based

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>I don't see why this is "liberal"
liberal arts != political liberalism

Can you pass a judgment on law too?

Since I'm seeing a positive reviews of Mathematics, let me put my burning question here. So I'm interested in taking Maths, but what scares me are real life mathematicians. Almost all of them I've met are autists that had really poor social skills. Why is this? Am I gonna turn into like that too?

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best post in the thread

Only if you're a pleb like Wittgenstein.

read widely and make time to socialize and you wont

life is literally too short and higher education is literally too contingent/whinsical/inconsequential re:employment to not choose one of these based on what you’re actually interested in, to answer your underlying question.

Why the hate for sociology?

Because it was overran mostly by people who shouldn’t’ve been in HigherEd in the first place and who proceeded to highjack the theoretical innovations of other disciplines and neglect their foundations, bot too mention all the bad math SJWs SJWs SJWs SJWs.

Oh, I'm sorry. I have not yet encountered this term and only have been fed with "liberal cuck", "commie", "feminist" and other alike types of connotation for such a term. Thank you for precising. I feel so grateful for having discovered this board/website... haha

Bourdieu?

>Read widely
That's what studying mathematics won't allow you. It'll take your 100 percent dedication of your life to itself if you wanna be good at it

he sucks

No. I mean the literal professors that occupy the academy. At least the big names are “big names,” which implies they at least serve a social function. Yea Forums forgets a given discipline is mostly comprised of smarmy individuals who define its ethos with their everyday decisions as intellectuals.

>biochemistry

I got this one and I regret it and would do anything to take it back

Are you daft m8?

You could always study widely WITHIN mathematics. (hell you could study economics or game theory and learn mathematics through its application) :3

Sociology is an unfortunate discipline in that it tends toward various fads of hyperpositivism and quantification fetishism. As a discipline it is more like economics, political science, and other "I'm only getting this degree as a prelude to being a shallow public intellectual or government bureaucrat" studies, and far less like history or anthropology.

Its history begins with the ultraconfident Auguste Comte and his Mill-esque positivist 'nomothetic' science of humanity, whose methods are tempered by (the still overconfident) Durkheim, then it slumps from its isolation, then it resurges through a methodological fusion with anthropology (born around the same time) and history (notably Weber). It gets infusions from some interesting Italian guys. In France and Germany, it is then mostly eaten and subsumed by those various other disciplines (history+anthro especially). In the Anglosphere, it becomes an overbearing tyrant of quantification fetishism, becoming difficult to distinguish from economics, and monolithically structural-functionalist under Talcott Parsons.

Nowadays if you "study Sociology" what you mean is "I should have gone into economics so I could at least be rich being a soulless cultureless retard; instead, I am writing a ten-year PhD thesis on the rigorously quantified social stratification of how many people ride certain kinds of buses, so I can maybe try to get a public policy job or something (also historians and anthropologists would laugh at my thesis as naive and atavistic)"

Very instructive. Thank you.

Why is economics bluepilled?

agreed

social science

My sociology professor was horrendous.

Upper tier:
>Philosophy
Middle tier:
>Mathematics
>Physics
>Chemistry
>Biology
>Psychology
>Sociology
Lower tier:
>Biochemistry
>Mechanical engineering
>Electrical engineering
>Chemical engineering
>Software Engineering
>Computer Science
>Statistics
>Economics
>English
>Business Administration
>Finance
>Accounting
>Marketing
>Communications

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cringe

seethe

Its because they're all self-indoctrinated brainlets for the most part. The only contemporary sociologist I respect who is kind of a "big name" at the moment is Steve Fuller.

Genuinely bluepilled.

based

>Suicide tier
>accounting

This career is eating away at my soul already.

not philosophy. do your research instead of going off memes

Especially philosophy. Can I get fries with that?

Philosophy majors do better than business majors. Look up the statistics pseud.

That's because most business majors are useless. The one's that are useful (ie accounting, finance, actuarial science) are much better off than philosophy majors.

CS and Software Engineering are the petroleum engineering of our time. Companies hype the fuck out of them because they were paying the people in those fields way too much. There's now a ton of educated people in the field and they can afford to pay them less while still being very picky. The same will happen to programmers, data scientists, etc. - grunt work goes to India, polishing goes to a handful of people who make a meager salary.

>Mathematics
Traps and nerds
>Physics
Just nerds
>Chemistry
Lunatics
>Biochemistry
Not even sure what this is
>Biology
Interesting and potentially Tedpilled
>Mechanical Engineering
I liked all the ones i've met
>Electrical Engineering
Would love to have the knowledge of an EE but the material and work seem boring
>Chemical Engineering
Sounds like a lot of time spend in a computational lab
>Software Engineering
Never met anyone who's done this
>Computer Science
Interesting, but a lot of autists and pseuds who think they're going to lead humanity into the singularity
>Statistics
Biggest scam in academia
>Economics
Interesting topics, but creates a lot of neo-libs so it can't be that great
>Psychology
For thots who take it because they didnt know what else to take and for people who are really interesting to talk to. I find people who take this degree have a high level of openness.
>Sociology
Would be a cool discipline if 90% of it wasn't literal garbage. See >Statistics
>Philosophy
For pretentious faggots who are admittedly pretty smart, unfortunately not smart enough to realize their not God, and that it was a bad idea to get a Phil degree.
>English
Cool.
>Business Administration
Reasonable.
>Finance
Douchebags and upper middle class white Christians who seem a bit too nice
>Accounting
Your mom is probably your best friend.
>Marketing
Cheap Lambrusco wine
>Communications
Fuck you.

t. Network Security major.

redpilled analysis

everyone in this thread praising stem is an under 20 retard

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based image

>Mathematics
Cringe
>Physics
Cringe
>Chemistry
Cringe
>Biochemistry
Cringe
>Biology
Cringe
>Mechanical Engineering
Cringe
>Electrical Engineering
Cringe
>Chemical Engineering
Cringe
>Software Engineering
Cringe
>Computer Science
Cringe
>Statistics
Cringe
>Economics
Cringe
>Psychology
Cringe
>Sociology
Cringe
>Philosophy
Based
>English
Cringe
>Business Administration
Cringe
>Finance
Cringe
>Accounting
Cringe
>Marketing
Cringe
>Communications
Cringe

>ITT: people criticizing fields that they have no experience or expertise in

>>Mathematics
Based
>>Physics
50% based 50% cringe

>>Chemistry
>>Biochemistry
>>Biology
Cringe

>>Mechanical Engineering
>>Electrical Engineering
75% based 25% cringe

>>Chemical Engineering
Cringe
>>Software Engineering
Extremely cringe
>>Computer Science
EXTREMELY cringe
>>Statistics
10% based 90% cringe
>>Economics
Very cringe

>>Psychology
>>Sociology
99% cringe 1% based

>>Philosophy
95% cringe 5% bassed

>>English
completely cringe

>>Business Administration
>>Finance
>>Accounting
>>Marketing
>>Communications
Absolutely cringe

well rounded analysis

>Am I gonna turn into like that too?
No, just avoid the algebraists.

Same. What would you have rather done?

I think I should have done pure chemistry or something easy to get a job with like comp sci.

Ordered best to worst
The T and E in STEM
The M in STEM
Arts
Law
Business
Medicine
The S in STEM
Trades
Everything else

Medicine is based and redpilled right guys

fuck off. its a faggot kike degree, another loathesome indoctrination. retarded cunt

helping others is gay

They are not medicine

holy cringe

/thread

>Mathematics
great
>Physics
great
>Chemistry
pretty good
>Biochemistry
ehh ok
>Biology
:roll_eyes:
>Mechanical Engineering
>Electrical Engineering
>Chemical Engineering
is ok
>Software Engineering
>Computer Science
my wife is asian tier
>Statistics
based
>Economics
>Psychology
>Sociology
kys
>Philosophy
depends on the program
>English
ur a mark if you do this
>Business Administration
>Finance
>Accounting
>Marketing
>Communications
hopeless wagie tier

>Mathematics
>Physics
>Chemistry
>Biochemistry
>Biology
>Mechanical Engineering
>Electrical Engineering
>Chemical Engineering
BASED
>Software Engineering
NOT ENGINEERING
>Computer Science
NOT A SCIENCE
>Statistics
BUT THIS IS JUST MATH?
>Economics
KILL EVERYONE WITH THIS DEGREE
>Psychology
>Sociology
NOT SCIENCES
>Philosophy
GOOD BUT KILL ALL THE PROFESSORS, WE HAVE TO START FRESH
>English
GOOD BUT THEY NEED TO KEEP WOMEN AND POOR PEOPLE AWAY FROM IT
>Business Administration
KILL EVERYONE WITH THIS DEGREE
>Finance
>Accounting
USEFUL BUT WHY HAVE DEGREES FOR THIS?
>Marketing
>Communications
?

Is it easy to get a job with a computer science degree even if you’re a brainlet? It doesn’t have to be well paid

I meant to put math lower.

>Statistics
Its math for plebs who still want to contribute to society
>English
Pointless hobby degree, needs to merge with Philosophy/Psychology.
>Business Admin
Necessary normie degree that keeps the world running
>Computer Science
Is potentially like an applied Math/Analytical Philosophy degree. Could be a useless coding bootcamp depending on your school

Biology and biochemistry are seeing much more innovations and change than the more respectable Chem/Phys/Math. I'd rec them if you want to actually achieve something impactful

>business admins keep the world running
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Well, I mean, it's typically the most popular major at most universities. Business and its concentrations(finance/hr management/accounting/marketing) and such are direct pipelines to normie office work, too.

They are probably first on the automation chopping block but atm its basically a practical economics degree, instead of the theoretical wankery in actual econ degrees

this thread was a disaster, hope you're happy OP

>n-no true scotsman would be useless!

Algebra is a big portion of university maths

>Traps and nerds
>Just nerds
>Lunatics
Are these compliments tho

I'm juggling between choosing Accounting so I have a net to fall back on in terms of earning enough money, however I'm dreading the soullessness of it, or going with Philosophy right now.
Is it best to start straight away with Philosophy, instead of leaving it until my later years until I can be more financially stable.

Why is everyone complimenting maths so much? What's so unique about that isn't there in Physics, Chem, Bio? You would literally have to memorise hundreds of equations and formula. While memorising parts are there in other STEM subjects too, you would atleast memorising interesting stuff, but math memorisation are just mindless numbers and letters.

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Quite based desu.
This board seems to have some sort of developed taste after all.
Except for the anti-algebra autist. I bet it's always the same guy arguing over it on Yea Forums.

>>Mathematics
based
>>Physics
jew
>>Chemistry
based
>>Biochemistry
based
>>Biology
based
>>Mechanical Engineering
based
>>Electrical Engineering
based
>>Chemical Engineering
based
>>Software Engineering
jew
>>Computer Science
jew
>>Statistics
jew
>>Economics
jew
>>Psychology
jew
>>Sociology
jew
>>Philosophy
based
>>English
based
>>Business Administration
jew
>>Finance
jew
>>Accounting
jew
>>Marketing
jew
>>Communications
jew

Mathematics and philosophy.
Not listed but mathematics and theology would be even better.

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO MAKE ON TOPIC THREADS?!?!

Turn physics and software to mischling and it's surprisingly correct.

Explain. Why?

Philosophy is a very broad term and you'll have to face some less interesting stuff even if your department is focused on something you like.
You can argue the same for any discipline but it's particularly obvious in philosophy, at least where I was.
As for picking theology, the subject itself is based and it forces you to have some different methods and go through exegesis so you can't just meme your way through it in the formal manner you get in mathematics. History might be a good choice too but the subject matter is less based and many history departments are deep into bizarro subversion.

>Algebra is a big portion of university maths
Yes, but you can avoid it past Linear Algebra (which is based, by the way), just do Analysis.

>Except for the anti-algebra autist.
It's me and I am being ironic, why are algebraists so autistic over a bit of friendly banter?

>many history departments are into bizzaro subversion
Yeah, i worried about this too. Do you have any examples?

t. Wants to major in history