>burgerpunk already faded away
wew Yea Forums
Burgerpunk already faded away
Landon Davis
Cameron Ross
Like a fast food wrapper in a dumpster fire
Lincoln Garcia
forever a rough draft
docs.google.com
Michael Thomas
Is this really the peak of human life that the boomers tell us? is this really it?
William Rivera
The issue is all the shitposting. I remember reading the opening paragraph and thinking it had potential. I added some lines but seeing all the other shit just demotivated me. It had potential but sadly it is summer
Jordan Nguyen
Burgerpunk threads were a project to write a novel? I watched the first one and just though it was about aesthetics of american lit. Oh well.
Justin Morgan
It was, and then some summer fag Yea Forumstard crossposter thought he would get epic internets if he started a group novel. So then it became a failed forced meme to spur on his epicly awesome brainchild of an idea.
Aaron Ross
>Burgerpunk threads were a project to write a novel?
Some "novel" ideas grew out of the nostalgia for late 1990s fast food culture.
The image at the top of the thread was the seed for many different ideas and a google doc was the place these seeds were planted.
Jaxson Richardson
typical when pseuds get exposed
Jayden Adams
Good. It was a shitty meme.
Thomas Hill
@burgerpunk
burgerpunk renamed layer_15.html and updated README.md
Latest commit bd56ccd 14 days ago
Gavin Hill
Why doesn't someone publish it as it is anonymously? I mean... if we are not going to improve it, we might as well use what we have.
Cameron Ortiz
>Why doesn't someone publish it
File : Download as : PDF Document (.pdf)
or
File : Download as : EPUB Publication (.epub)
Austin Garcia
Because it's disgusting cringe trash
Joshua Miller
It's not too late anons!
I propose Grant Cardone as Telemerketing Bishop of the McCorporate© Church of the Chosen™ for the Pursue of the American Dream.
This nigga has so many videos I couldn't even chose one I hope this gives you an idea:
youtu.be
Jacob Cox
Dominic Cruz
This was the definition of a forced meme. So terrible. HAHA DUDE BURGERPUNK GET IT ITS LIKE STEAMPUNK OR CYBERPUNK BUT ITS A BURGERPUNK LOLOLOLOLOL BECAUSE BURGER JOINTS! DUDE BIG BILLBOARDS AND ADVERTISEMENTS AND CORPORATIONS....WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY...LATE STAGE CAPITALISM AM I RITE!?
But when it comes to actually making something out of it, nothing gives. It's a dead-end "genre", a piss poor attempt from this board into making something out of nothing. "burgerpunk" was first uttered on Yea Forums and it had like 2 replies. You know why? Because it's just a chuckle worthy pun at best. But the virgins on Yea Forums desperately tried to make it into something profound. When in reality, the OP image is the peak. There's nothing left to say.
Tyler Lopez
Oh shit that's Breezewood PA. I pass through there all the time to get to the turnpike. The restaurant off to the left (the Gateway) is fucking terrible boomer buffet food.
Blake Butler
Faggot
Gavin Clark
Yo bro no need to be so ruthless. I don't doubt their heart, only the reach of their literary output
Luis Sanchez
Neither satire, nor irony, nor any sense of enjoyment shall be allowed for not all readers of this forum understand these literary tools.
Luis Hernandez
>Some "novel" ideas grew out of the nostalgia for late 1990s fast food culture.
No.
That's just the sugarcoating aesthetic to a genre that is intended to parade the most vicious dystopian outcome of postmodernity and late stage capitalism pushed to the extremes by accelerationist subcultures, that would be the only accepted kind of "counterculture" accepted by (and secretively pushed by) the corporate Molochs.
Burgerpunk should portray a near distant future where people are driven to the extremes, like that kid who played tennis with a Glock pointed at his head in Infinite Jest (a certified and Yea Forums approved proto burgerpunk book).
Asher Jackson
that nostalgia idea is bullshit... fuck this. talk about the sprawl of now and there is nothing nostalgic about the heat irradiated by its asphalt.
Asher Mitchell
I thought it was fun to make something with other people on Yea Forums the topic didn’t really matter, but burger punk was inspiring in that it’s something all of us can write about in some way. I’m still working on the pizza guy short story. It’s a fun little project now.
Jackson Bennett
Why can none of you pussies create a group with just 10 or so of the best contributers from the original threads to create something decent.
This happens every fucking time and just become more and more grating after the first.
Sebastian Rogers
Just like those other dozen forgot Yea Forums rambling books
Henry Torres
I agree with this guy. Create a discord or something a test each competitor. Something nice could come out of this.
Logan Stewart
I thought Burgerpunk was slightly better than average for Yea Forums, but probably because 2 or three anons were actually good. One of those guys needs to just use everyone else as a sounding board and finish their own fucking work on their own.
Liam Clark
Literally just a joke version of hypercorporate cyberpunk, which Snow Crash already did 27 years ago.
Nothing new under the sun.
Ryder Ramirez
The virus has spread.
Easton Howard
there's literally nothing new ever. the greeks did it all, and we're only rehashing their words.
William Bennett
Here's what I got so far. Haven't really edited anything and I don't know where it's going.
Dominic Sanchez
You have five seconds to tell me how burgerpunk differs from vaporwave. Go
Gavin Miller
Glad it's over. I experienced severe second-hand embarrassment from seeing it develop.
Samuel Morgan
Tyler Campbell
As if Burgerpunk could be anything but low brow.
Nathan Sullivan
Good old times
Evan Miller
I'm sorry you forgot how to have fun.
Luis King
stfu retard
Dominic Scott
Perhaps Burgerpunk storytelling could be a Choose your own adventure style novel.
Elijah Collins
Turn to page 69 for extra pickles
or
Turn to page 72 to order Chinese
Jaxon Martin
Should I watch this movie? The origin story?
Gabriel Brown
Play the Founder on repeat as you contribute to the story.
Easton Cooper
:( no one gave me feedback on my pastebin
Zachary Cruz
Anyone have a higher res copy of this pic?
Justin Diaz
Here's your order, sir. That'll be $3.26.
Austin Davis
Okay, so no joke, this movie is actually pretty fantastic.
Jaxson Collins
How is a Japanese woman working in Japan burgerpunk?
Luke Flores
David Morris
McDonald's (the president of the USA) spreads influence across the globe.
Every Earthling receives Happy Meals and Democracy.
Jace Perez
If you want a burgerpunk fact then Coke is more widely available globally than clean drinking water. But if you want that to count then the only places globally that aren't burgerpunk are Cuba and North Korea.
Alexander Cooper
>World's most beautiful leg
Always gets me smiling.
Xavier Green
The globohomo burgerspiracy
Jason Young
An NYSE Knock-out!
Selling the world not-water.
Cameron Green
in 2 years there will be an arguably burgerpunk book that will get modest niche critical acclaim and all of you are going to whine nonstop about it
Elijah Gomez
It'll be my book. And then Yea Forums will have a famous author.
Leo Jones
Reading over that infographic there is something strangely beautiful about it. The logistical inexorability of it, the massive, worldwide coordination involved. The transformation of the human need to satisfy thirst into an unstoppable enterprise.
Josiah Price
>iPhone "FaceTime Attention Correction"
Infinite Jest is now
Josiah Watson
>he's into burgerpunk and not superior Sóŷ lentpunk
Bentley Jenkins
That's what ended up being about. The power hungry franchiser. Copy paste expansion for the pure sake of the pleasure of it.