Who's the most based Greek God?
Who's the most based Greek God?
Camden Campbell
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Cooper Martin
Zeus obviously
Jaxson Rivera
Artemis
Jayden Campbell
Dionysus, obviously
Andrew Rogers
Ares, obviously.
Joseph Gonzalez
Self evidently Apollo.
Logan Morales
>Abducts, rapes, and murders little boys
Yeah, obviously Zeus
Ethan Hughes
This. Dionysus is the patricians choice. Hence the Bacchanalia
Brandon Cooper
oceanus
Asher Collins
>Induces madness to your mother, makes her mutilate you and establises his cult before dissappearing again
Psstt... nothing personal, barbaroi
Henry Gutierrez
Wow, is Zeus a catholic priest?
Charles Nelson
May Okeanus and Kronos return
Oliver Richardson
Yep, came her to say this. His Roman name is cool as fuck: Liber Pater. If you guys are really interested in Dionysus, I highly recommend you read Alain Danielou’s book Gods of Love and Ecstasy
Brandon Thompson
Glad we agree.
Landon Clark
They're all shit. Prometheus is the real chad
Ayden Lewis
Op asked for olympians. Titans need not reply
Daniel Scott
>Greek Gods
>Not Titans
Prometheus whips the white bull any day
Samuel Young
Only a demigod. But he's still the best.
Ayden Campbell
Based Hephaestus
>ugly as fuck
>lame
>thrown out of heaven by his own mom for being so ugly
>somehow ends up with a giga stacey regardless
Kayden Perez
He was flung from Olympus by Zeus, not his mum. Fag.
Jaxson Johnson
t. brainlet
Levi Turner
Reminder hephaestus was cucked by ares
Owen Rodriguez
Apollo because he created the Cithara
Also Pan because he taught Daphnis how to make the flute
Blake Parker
Artemis is my Greekfu.
Jordan Collins
Pan was a literal incel
Evan Sanchez
Pic rlated
But, user, her atribute is not being anyone's waifu, if I recall correctly
Jace Evans
Isn’t he supposed to be a huge manwhore and that’s why the devil is based off him
Jordan Ortiz
Nathan Murphy
Greekfu, not waifu. Her being off limits for waifu-ing is part of it.
Jaxon Parker
no that was vulcan. the cuckery was not part of greek mythology
Ryan Peterson
He was a manwhore but got turned down by all the nymphs, only way he got pucci was by disguising how ugly he was
Robert Cook
Athena/Minerva is my wife, bit of a bitch but tough as nails and smart
yeah but wasn't his dick like 20 inches long?
Ayden Evans
he might not have been cucked but she didn't love him
Noah Lopez
>got turned down by all the nymphs
Thos were the Satyrs
Jace Morales
Athena, Persephone and Dionysus
Juan Sullivan
AION CRONOS PROTOGONOS PHANES DIONYSUS ARE ALL ZEUS, ZEUS IS ALL GODS.
Levi Bailey
The Dioscuri for their daring rape of Phoebe and Hilaeira. Rightly the chief gods of the Spartans as well as the leader of Anglo conquest of Britain in their incarnation as Hors and Hengist.
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Dominic Campbell
>legless
>noseless
>dickless
Nah mate.
Asher Bennett
>Prometheus
Ah yes the fedora hero who earns himself eternal punishment for his contempt and spitful self-alienation from the gods.
Joseph Sullivan
Apollo, for what would any of us do without the warmth from his golden tendrils but fall into despair and death?
Dylan Martin
this guy gets it
Ethan Baker
>prometheus gives humanity tech
>leads to demigod generation ala hecules
>saved by hercules
all part of a master plan
Lincoln Scott
>god despite mom being mortal
>followed by a bunch of drunk bitches
>successfully dabbed on Hades
Yeah i'm thinking he's based
Kayden Smith
>tfw no athena avatar to lead me out of neetdom
Kevin White
Nyx of course, even Zeus was scared of her.
Joshua Jenkins
This but Athena instead.
Kevin Miller
Jesus
Samuel Turner
Everyone who read Ovid's Metamorphoses knows the only correct answer is AMOR
William Turner
it was Pentheus's own fault, he awas the one who pissed of Bacchus first
Easton Gutierrez
For me, its Hades
Tyler Walker
Have some respect for the gods dumb ass.
Wyatt Edwards
Jesus
Lincoln Lee
Fuck the Gods
Where my Marsyas-Chads at?
Nolan Hill
Jesus you mean?
Mason Bennett
Nikkal.
Jonathan Roberts
Zeus was a piece of shit and Apollo is no better. Send them to Tartarus
Zeus cucks out
Be perfectly happy without him
If that’s what you believe
What does that even mean?
Dominic Campbell
Nyx. Everybody scared of Nyx, everybody's Nyx's bitch.