Cute librarian says i picked a good book

>cute librarian says i picked a good book

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I know that feel user. It’s one of the reasons I still visit the library, to chat up cutie early twenties librarians

>It was The Complete Works of Hegel

Do not slander liberrians, they have all the books

>Old guy in bookstore says I made a good choice

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>the self-checkout ELib computer says “Error: overdue fines ($50.00) Please see a librarian”

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>whenever I go to the bookshop to buy my meme right-wing/conservative books I make sure to buy a larger number of lefty books so the cute cashiers don't think I'm a turbo freak
>don't even read the commie shit

thats even worse

>renting a copy of The Unabomber Manifesto from the local library
>librarian asks me why I selected this one
>grab her phone and throw it on the floor
>hit her computer screen with my hand
>walk out
>never return book

alpha as fuck

So does the internet

>cashier asks "is this for school?"

youtube.com/watch?v=NdZxI3nFVJs

You realize physical books in libraries also need to be replaced, right?

I'd ask if you watched it first but your timestamp shows you didn't.

Pathetic.

yikes

>t-thanks y-you too!
>nailed it!

I would rather read your summary of this documentary, then refute it, than watch a 50-minute video about whatever.

>be me
>me = 16
>birthday soon
>excited.mov
>only thing i want is very big lego set
>birthday time
>yay.jpeg
>parents forget my birthday
>notyay.jpeg
>gran sends me card
>happy birthday user
>happy now
Pic related

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>The guy who's more attractive than me at bookman's doesn't care about my books
>Realize books are for people who don't have sex

>go to library
>pick a nice book
>after that some nigger jumps me and takes all my stuff and says:"nice book hahhaha..."

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Kek what a bitch

>Being so insecure you waste money on books you don't even read
Just order them online bro or just don't be a fucking pussy

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Why even bother going to the library, when you can get all your favourite books via AUDIBLE .

This post was sponsored by AUDIBLE!!!

>oh have you read it?
>yeah i really liked x
>oh i've heard such great things about it

*AUDIBLE.COM

That's...it?

She's patronizing you, moron.

Implying they’d even know

>go to library late at night
>pick up nice book on crystallography
>head home when three young men dressed like faggots accost me
>they keep using yiddish and russian slang
>head goon take my book and rips it up
>they beat the shit out of me and rip off my clothes

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>"write your number on it hoe"

I appreciate this more than some millenial harlot telling me that I made a good choice. If the latter happened I would immediately question the value of the book I've just checked out.

t.

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Cringe

fuk this might just work

>less wanted and thick books are being thrown out near the entrance

Breed her.

Based.

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