Leave this board if one of these apply to you:

Leave this board if one of these apply to you:

>you barely know your classics
>you read any form of genre fiction
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
>you only speak a single language
>you rarely read for more than two hours straight
>your literary analysis proceeds from ideology
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it's justified on an artistic level
>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
>you rely on the opinions of literary authorities and refuse to judge works for yourself

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you forgot "believes in republicanism"

Have sex

If this was actually instituted, Yea Forums would lose 95% of its users
And that's a good thing

Just read any mcCarthy book and you cross most things off this guys stupid fucking list, while also standing in opposition to it.

Please, leave this board if you don't appreciate art as much as much as you appreciate literature.

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>>you barely know your classics
>>you read any form of genre fiction
>>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
How's that work then?

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>you barely know your classics
Working on this
>you read any form of genre fiction
Got me there
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
Working on this
>you only speak a single language
Je suis polyglotte
>you rarely read for more than two hours straight
Yes but I'm getting better
>your literary analysis proceeds from ideology
No
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it's justified on an artistic level
No
>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
Working on this
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
No
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
No
>you rely on the opinions of literary authorities and refuse to judge works for yourself
No

Yea Forums contrarianism doesn't get old.
What do you mean by genre fiction? Lovecraft or orwell are technically fantasy and historical "genre" fiction. Just because something is fiction doesn't necessarily mean it's automatically schlock especially when bizarrely, all classics are excluded because they're old.
Just because classical music is played on piano, doesn't mean it's not often full of market appeal and cliches.

>you barely know your classics
no
>you read any form of genre fiction
yes
>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
yes and i don't care
>you only speak a single language
no
>you rarely read for more than two hours straight
yes
>your literary analysis proceeds from ideology
yes
>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it's justified on an artistic level
yes
>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
no
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
no
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
yes
>you rely on the opinions of literary authorities and refuse to judge works for yourself
yes

Is gene Wolfe genre fiction?

Post the longer list.

lol your painting is ER

Truly, you have cut me to the quick with this unexpected barb.

Why the elitism though?
Isn't becoming more fascinating than being something?

>if you don't appreciate one thing as much as another
How would you quantify or qualify this?

What's the matter in reading for the plot?

>Newfags still falling for this bait

All the real classics are genre fiction desu.
>Epic Poetry [fantasy]

>>you barely know your classics
Yes
>>you read any form of genre fiction
Yes
>>you don't have a solid grounding in philosophy
Yes
>>you only speak a single language
No
>>you rarely read for more than two hours straight
No
>>your literary analysis proceeds from ideology
Yes
>>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it's justified on an artistic level
Yes
>>you don't have at least have some understanding of the Three Tragedians and Homer
Yes
>>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
No
>>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant literary criticism
Yes
>>you rely on the opinions of literary authorities and refuse to judge works for yourself
No

all of them apply to me except this one:
>>you tend to believe that if you like a given work, it's justified on an artistic level
i'm not leaving though, and you can't make me

It's ok if the book is written for the plot. Most worthwhile books are not.

>Epic poetry and god texts aren't genre fiction.
>There's a such thing as analysis apart from ideology.
>I've never been financially self sufficient.
>Don't ever visit a forum to learn, only to establish you already know.


Hey guess what kiddo? Nobody cares how hard you can whip your literary dick around on the internet. You're still a posturing dipshit loser.

Being is becoming
Becoming is being

Leave this board if one of these apply to you:

>You exist sometime after the big bang or the great start of creation
>You are a creature of both matter and spirit
>You can communicate in at the very least 1 sound or gesture

yes to all yet I'm won't leave lol

Tldr, sum1 fil me in plz

and what if I don't care about philosophy?

you forgot
>you breathe oxygen and need sustenance to live

I've only read BotNS, but have read it over and over. IMHO, the third book is the best one because of Sev's philosophical/theological tangents. Having told some heavyweight (Catholic) analytic philosophers about "the origin of dark forces" and "infinite regress as an indirect proof for God," almost everyone has agreed that these are meaty arguments and analogies. The second best part are the stories littered throughout, which trends the series closer to Blake's invented mythology than anything.
>tl;dr If Gene Wolfe is genre fiction, then so is Proust.

I bet you even these Novalis posters haven't read a single verse of Novalis.