I'll start:
drowning
ITT: most Yea Forums way to die
Isaiah Cooper
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Hunter Nguyen
Ritual suicide, obviously.
Nathan Rodriguez
Cyanide pills is aesthetic asf that or hemlock
Cameron Brown
Being sacrificed by a town in rapture for being an edgelord
Blake Jackson
Attempting a coup, faling. Having a friend chop your head off, failing. Asking another friend to chop your head off, finally die.
Eli Hall
>killing yourself with a silver bullet that was blessed by your village priest and which you have been slowly filing over years until it fit into the barrel of the gun
Zachary Anderson
Laughing to death
Hunter Roberts
Heart attack in the library.
Jason Butler
lightning bolt while climbing Mt. Olympus
Aiden Brown
*Drowning in pussy
James Robinson
Bullet in the back of the head
Adam Rivera
David Roberts
Shotgun. Just like Hemingway. And I think Hunter S Thompson.
Adrian Ortiz
Aneurysm while writing a book.
Julian Fisher
A duel where both parties die
Leo Allen
Get Yea Forums up like a witch.
Dominic Moore
OD-ing on cocaine while writing a novel.
Nathaniel Richardson
How does one achieve this physique?
Jose Russell
Death by a thousand papercuts
Christian Williams
by your side
Adam Phillips
Suicide by staging an accident after both your parents died and you failed to achieve your life goals and lost your pride.
Leaving behind a notebook with your poetry and writings just in case.
James Perry
Eli Kelly
Artillery fire, anything less would make me feel like a pussy.
Bentley Thompson
Yes
Nathan Carter
In the Eugenic war as cannon fodder on the accelerationist side.
Jason Brown
The ancient Greeks thought that drowning was one of the worst ways to die, since you wouldn’t get a proper burial.
Joshua Torres
get killed by a giant ass rock
Kevin Jackson
shot by a jealous lover
Tyler Miller
alone
Aiden Martinez
getting shot in from behind while drawing a nightingale in the hell of flanders
Jack Barnes
It's mid october and its raining. You're hold up in an abandoned house in a sea of other abandoned houses in the suburbs of some eastcoast American city. You've been sick for a week with some unknown virus and on top of that you're already starving to death. It's been a year since the fighting began and like millions of others you were caught in the middle and unprepared. Now you slink around trying to go unnoticed by the other wanderers and scavs. Beneath your pile of blankets you can hear the sloshing of boots in mud outside, you hear laughing and glass breaking. You shrink inside knowing what is about to come. A door knob rattles and then a crash as the door is kicked in. Yelling and laughing. You feel blankets being torn off you layer by layer and then finally a gun is pointed in your face. They ask you questions but you are too weak to understand or even answer, it feels like a dream. Then suddenly, black.
Days, months and years pass all while your body decays in the house. Eventually the house collapses and it becomes your tomb.
Xavier Ward
True Yea Forums
Elijah Wilson
Encased in creampie
Jack Howard
Climbing the tallest mountain in your country in the middle of winter without adequate clothing, clutching your unpublished novel, and dying before you reach the top
Juan Rivera
Jason Long
obviously martyrdom
Thomas Roberts
>all those postmodern intellectards killing themselves
lmao
Isaiah Allen
don't overeat, don't eat bullshit food, and work out very day. calisthenics.
Chase Reed
>Calisthenics
OH NO NO NO NO
GUESS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE SKINNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Read Sun and Steel, fag