God, I'm so glad I've read all that fiction

>God, I'm so glad I've read all that fiction

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I don't understand why these threads get posted constantly. Do they actually generate consistent (You)s?

I wasn't the one who posted about philosophy, but then I just copied him. If philosophy is useless, then just think about fiction for a second. Fiction is a big waste of fucking time lmao.

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This thread has been a standard shitpost for a while. Philosophy, fiction, self-help, sci-fi, fantasy, nonfiction, etc. Literally just insert anything and put a picture of a geriatric.

Everything is a waste of time, a distraction from our impending death. No matter what you do with your life you will find yourself wanting. The only true path to salvation is for one to cum on as many cute petite feet as possible. To get off both the physical and metaphoric deathbed, will yourself once more into the arena of the living and shoot two ropes of primal fluid on to the nurse’s feet. To leave this life with a bang as it were. Your soul departed yet your essence still traversing the fertile lands. Feet.

Satan, I'm so glad I didn't read fiction but science books.

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>God, I'm so glad I've read all that non-fiction

EVERYTHING you do is a waste.

Anything other than suicide is a cope

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>By Zeus, I'm so glad I've read all that Greek philosophy

>fuck I'm old

And yet they were objectively more noble

Why yes, I'm glad I've spent all this time studying modal logics and all that formal philosophy books.

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wait but i would be glad

That's why picrelated is old gigachad. Modal logic and formal philosophy studies are patrician choise and litfags know it but deny to admit the truth.

Imagine being such a waste of space you actually think the regret wouldn't be
>Oh god, I'm dying and I still haven't read all of the masterpieces humans produced

>millions of people die every day without having heard even ONE of pic related's operas

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>God, I'm so glad I've lived

>thinks in coherent, verbal strings of thought on his death bed

This but unironically

lucky them

i've never heard one of his operas

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How do you objectively quantify the character quality of nobility

have sex

Wagner has beautiful moments and boring half hours

>God, I'm so glad I made all those God, I'm so glad i did x posts

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Amaterasu, I'm so glad I read all that manga.

>Wait, God, why are you sending me to Hell? AAAARGHH! IT HURTS!!!

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Easy I'm glad you asked
P1: pic related
C1: noble is related to high morality
P2: universe's laws of logic precedes man's
C2: objectivity precedes subjectivity
P3: laws of logic necessitates a structure that immaterial objects must follow as well as material even if we don't understand it yet
C3: laws of logic necessitate a metaphysical structure
P4: You can't consciously do that which you don't know
P5: Ruby's necessary contingency: man can only do that which he most wants to do in the best way possible given the circumstances
P6: Ethics is method of action
C4: Ethics necessarily tries to follow a metaphysical structure (p4,5,6)
C5: ethics are necessarily objective (p2 c3 c4)
C6: you can objectively quantify mobility (c1 c5)

I don't know how to explore it more yet but we have a secular foundation

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