Book is over 400 pages

>book is over 400 pages

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>book is less than 3 volumes

>book has been finished

>Chapter is over 10 pages

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>book has a preface

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>Look ma, I whined to strangers over internet again!

>Author isn't a woman

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>Author is a woman, Jew or Anglo

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>book is more than 1000 pages long

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>book is over 800 pages and the font is tiny

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>author's note
>translator's note
>publisher's note
>first edition note
>second edition note
>third edition note
>fourth edition note

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>short story book
>no index

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>butterfly
Basically the leaf of Yea Forums

>photo of author is on book

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Not sure about that one. I liked this book.

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>the author isn't married
Huge red flag

>book

>the OP is a frogposter

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>The introduction spoils all of the major plot points including the ending, and even spoils a lot of books that you didn't heard of, or read yet.

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This doesn't bother me because I've never read an introduction in my life. Why do you read them?

ok this one is funny

>book is under 90 pages or over 130 pages

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this is objectively the correct opinion

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