>Dad is reading a book >Saw me walk into the room >He says “ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?” >glances at me like he said something witty >I ignore and grab a DVD of ‘lock stock and two smoking barrels’ to make it seem like that was my main objective for coming into the room
Now I just want this fucking movie out of my room and my OCD has been activated cause he’s still in there and I can’t put it back even if I wanted to without another awkward encounter.
AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHFUCK BOOMERS FUCK BOOMERS FUCK BOOMERS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM FUCKING STOMPING YOUR FUCKING HEAD INNNNNNN
He was just trying to connect with you. Have some compassion you autist
Isaiah Kelly
Boomers are the superior generation. *sips*
Cooper Hill
Boomers aren’t that bad, it’s gen y and x that are fucked
John Bailey
Why don't you just move out and get your own place?
Joshua Lee
so? how old are you? 12?
Julian Clark
OPs dad sounds like a cool guy
Jace Turner
what book was it?
Caleb Adams
>was reading a book >saw son walk in >I never spend enough time with my son, so try talking to him about my book >"ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?" >glance and smile at son >he blankly stares back and grabs a random movie and walks away >he isnt even watching the movie >why doesnt my son want to talk to me?
Cooper Garcia
based i feel sorry for OP's dad
Tyler King
Cringe and gaypilled
Based as fuck
Brayden Hughes
How many books have characters called Yossarian?
Juan Evans
>maybe he will finally talk >maybe his mom was wrong asking me to get him tested >i think he likes books, maybe he's read this one, maybe he'll finally respond >better say something light so he doesn't feel too much pressure “ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?” >... >guess we better get him tested
Be grateful OP. Sure, your dad's attempts to connect with you were cringe but at least he's trying. My dad is a legit piece of shit that wants to see me end in the poorhouse.
Julian Lewis
same thing you apparently have
Juan Sanders
I feel bad for your dad. He got a cunty son. Maybe one day you'll appreciate him. Like after your 14th birthday or something. My dad watches Fast and Furious movies on business trips and wants to talk to me about them. And I humour him. Because he humoured me by being a supportive and invested father, coach and mentor.
Connor Parker
Sounds like a cuckold
Grayson Sanchez
I'm reading a book right now :3
Nicholas Sullivan
Fuck I’m gonna go spend some time with my dad. You suck
Jack Perez
the 'tism however wait lists for autism testing are two years long...which should tell you all you need to know about the veracity of undiagnosed autism.
Adam Stewart
>awkward around your OWN FATHER how is that possible? You need to get closer to your old man
Lucas Hall
Assburgers
Jace Turner
Your name is Yossarian? Your dad has clearly hated you for a long time.
Michael Wright
Every time I ask my dad if he's read a specific book, he says he did it sometime in the 80s.