Dreamt I was laying in bed with my arms around a girl

This is just....

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That isn't weird to you?

Kys Cumbain

We don’t worship women around here

>can't even escape this shithole in his dreams
you're here forever.

So none of you guys have ever dreamed about browsing Yea Forums in any capacity?

No. Never.

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At least I have a loving Yea Forums gf in those dreams, right?

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Was she inspiring you to write something?
If not, she was probably just an elctical nymph

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>Maybe it was so realistic because it is my future.

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ikr

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I rarely have dreams that feel that real. I could feel her like it was really happening. Kissing her felt so real. I felt the wetness of her lips. I felt her tongue pushing my lips apart. It was real! It is my future!

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>It was
>It is
Doesn´t sound like future

And then I woke up and realized my wet dream was for nought.

I just can't!
Thanks for the laugh, OP

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>I have never heard of déjà vu

oh god oh fuck she is so cute

How old are you, kiddo? This site is for adults only. Please leave now.

Nestor Ibarra writes:
>"It also happens that some new perception strikes us as a memory, and we believe we recognize objects or accidents that we are nevertheless sure of meeting for the first time. I imagine that this must have to do with a curious operation of our memory. An initial perception, any perception, takes place, but beneath the threshold of consciousness. An instant later, the stimulus acts, but this time we receive it in our conscious mind. Our memory comes into play and offers us the feeling of deja vu, but situates the recollection wrongly. To justify its weakness and its disturbing quality, we imagine that a considerable amount
of time has passed, or we may even send it further, into the repetition of some former
life. In reality it is an immediate past, and the abyss that separates us from it is that of
our own distraction."
Just a thought

Based schizozoomer

Three and twenty

I fell in love in a dream, too. She was a hot biker chick alien wearing this jacket, but she didn't return my feelings.

But one time I did dream I was in a wonderful relationship. It was definitely not the kind of person I was expecting, honestly.

He was a nerdy young man, shorter than me, and kind of an acerbic asshole, aloof and off putting, to the point that my friends were asking me what I could possibly see in this guy. But he was so sweet to me, in his stubborn, silent way.
Loving me and refusing to justify himself to anybody else.

He came with me to a pub with my friends even though he thoroughly unimpressed with all of it, and he'd be sitting next to me, glaring down at his book, pushing his glasses up, and every time I looked at him, I'd get this stupid sloppy smile on my face because he's just perfect. God I... really want that.

And then another time I had a dream that a guy loved me, but I didn't love him back. He tried to protect me from a demon, had half of him eaten and as he lay dying in agony in my arms, I just kept screaming "I love you, I love you!" over and over so it'd be the last thing he'd hear.

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ah, my kierkegaard_eyes.png is catching on I see

>Schizozoomer
What about my original post embodies schizophrenia? Genuinely worried for my mental health now.

I honestly don't know why I got banned for posting 'offtopic' shit and this thread is fine somehow.
Fuck jannies.

You are cute, user. Wanna date me?

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>we were browsing Yea Forums together and discussing books
you've clearly never been in a serious relationship

STOP RUBBING MY SOCIAL FAILURE IN MY FACE

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I am going to kill myself.

be normal then

Who are you?

What are we?

>>dreamt I was laying in bed with my arms around a girl
God I'm lonely

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According to Alec Leamas we are cogs in a machine.

Why must it be according to anyone you stupid fuck?

lol I've been dating a semi well known booktuber for about two years now, searching through the archive we saw that there were threads about her that would come up time to time

Stfu

>419
aight

I had a dream last night I was holding a girl in my arms, her soft, round and pale body resting on my legs and my chest. I could see her rose colored cheeks when I peaked down and away from my book. The look on her face was one of contentment and fulfillment.I had the sense that she was feeling she had found true love, finally a man she would be willing to stay with till death. I soon backed down to read, but more and more her handsome and cute face, made perfect and more lovable from minor imperfections like her nose being a slight bit big or the whites of her eyes,which encircled her crystal blue eyes, being far too pale.
I then woke up.

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>we were browsing Yea Forums together
lol

I've just been with 2 different girls in the past 2 days and I'm kinda over it. Spent about 3 hours total sucking breasts and I think I've had my fill. Gonna try to suck some dick now maybe? Or just read books. Stop fantasizing about women. They're not worth it.

Damn. I feel you friendo.
>Friendo, pass me the benzo

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>sucking breasts
Lucky man

I had a dream too. I saw a huge monkey crush walnuts with a big rock and then he gave me perfect walnut cubes. Awesome shit.

I've had one of those dreams. It was the summer between my freshman and sophomore year and I dreamt about spending time in school library with a girl from my German class. I wanted to cry when I woke up. I couldn't believe it was a dream and I like depressed as shit for like a month after it happened. I haven't had a dream like that since and I hope I never have one again.

based walnut monkey

>Alec Leamas
that phrase dates back to 1915.

>literary reference
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>your head

>Naked women with books turn me on.
I just discovered this.

Nope

>And then another time I had a dream that a guy loved me, but I didn't love him back. He tried to protect me from a demon, had half of him eaten and as he lay dying in agony in my arms, I just kept screaming "I love you, I love you!" over and over so it'd be the last thing he'd hear.
That sounds like a deeply unsettling dream

It was, but it wasn't even the worst I've had.

I was being chased by an acheri- a little blond girl with huge claws that could cut through literally anything. Even gods couldn't keep this bitch down, and she was hunting me.

All I could do was run, and desperately try to keep her away from populated areas, but it never really worked, and she left a trail of death and destruction behind her. I just kept running and crying because I couldn't stop her from killing anybody. Him dying was just about the end, when she cornered me in an old bar.

Sounds like this bitch is deeply afraid of her own capacity to harm others, and knows that her inability to express it will destroy anyone who truly loves her.

Roasties just baka. Imagine being neurally wired for the infant-mother dyad and then taking pills to stop thisbedact thing from happening. Now add massive social pressure to behave like a man but look like a child and you get these sexually undeveloped monsters people call roasties. I've just decided to love the aesthetic and hate the ethic.

Lmao* not baka though that works too.

This exact*

the girl looks like my cousin

If you seek an intellectual partner in a woman you will be sad and disappointed. They have different interests and personalities than men.

Don’t set yourself up for failure. You need to find some who is equally as passionate about their interests as you not wait for someone with the same interests as you .

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