Leave this board immediately if you have not real ALL of the following:

Leave this board immediately if you have not real ALL of the following:

HOMER: Iliad, Odyssey
AESCHYLUS: Agamemnon, Libation Bearers, Eumenides, Prometheus Bound
SOPHOCLES: Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone, Philoctetes, Ajax
THUCYDIDES: Peloponnesian War
EURIPIDES: Hippolytus, Bacchae
HERODOTUS: Histories
ARISTOPHANES: Clouds
PLATO (SOCRATES): Meno, Gorgias, Republic, Apology, Crito, Phaedo, Symposium, Parmenides, Theaetetus, Sophist, Timaeus, Phaedrus
ARISTOTLE: Poetics, Physics, Metaphysics, Nicomachean Ethics, On Generation and Corruption, Politics, Parts of Animals, Generation of Animals
EUCLID: Elements
LUCRETIUS: On the Nature of Things
PLUTARCH: Lycurgus, Solon
NICOMACHUS: Arithmetic
LAVOISIER: Elements of Chemistry
HARVEY: Motion of the Heart and Blood
THE BIBLE: New Testament only
ARISTOTLE: De Anima, On Interpretation, Prior Analytics, Categories
APOLLONIUS: Conics
VIRGIL: Aeneid
PLUTARCH: “Caesar,” “Cato the Younger,” “Antony,” “Brutus”
EPICTETUS: Discourses, Manual
TACITUS: Annals
PTOLEMY: Almagest
PLOTINUS: The Enneads
AUGUSTINE: Confessions
MAIMONIDES: Guide for the Perplexed
ST. ANSELM: Proslogium
AQUINAS: Summa Theologica
DANTE: Divine Comedy
CHAUCER: Canterbury Tales
MACHIAVELLI: The Prince, Discourses
KEPLER: Epitome IV
RABELAIS: Gargantua and Pantagruel
PALESTRINA: Missa Papae Marcelli
MONTAIGNE: Essays
VIETE: Introduction to the Analytical Art
BACON: Novum Organum
DESCARTES: Geometry, Discourse on Method
PASCAL: Generation of Conic Sections
GALILEO: Two New Sciences
HOBBES: Leviathan
DESCARTES: Meditations, Rules for the Direction of the Mind
MILTON: Paradise Lost
LA ROCHEFOUCAULD: Maximes
LA FONTAINE: Fables
PASCAL: Pensees
HUYGENS: Treatise on Light, On the Movement of Bodies by Impact
ELIOT: Middlemarch
SPINOZA: Theological-Political Treatise
LOCKE: Complete Works
RACINE: Phaedre
NEWTON: Principia Mathematica
KEPLER: Epitome IV
LEIBNIZ: Monadology, Discourse on Metaphysics, Essay On Dynamics, Philosophical Essays, Principles of Nature and Grace
HUME: Complete Works
ROUSSEAU: Complete Works
MOLIERE: Le Misanthrope
ADAM SMITH: Wealth of Nations
KANT: Complete Works
JANE AUSTEN: Pride and Prejudice
DEDEKIND: Essay on the Theory of Numbers
Articles of Confederation, Declaration of Independence, Constitution of the United States of America
HAMILTON, JAY AND MADISON: The Federalist
WORDSWORTH: The Two Part Prelude of 1799
GOETHE: Complete works
DARWIN: Origin of Species
HEGEL: Phenomenology of Mind, “Logic” (from the Encyclopedia)
LOBACHEVSKY: Theory of Parallels
TOCQUEVILLE: Democracy in America
LINCOLN: Selected Speeches
KIERKEGAARD: Philosophical Fragments, Fear and Trembling
WAGNER: Tristan and Isolde
MARX: Complete Works
MELVILLE: Benito Cereno
NIETZSCHE: Beyond Good and Evil
FREUD: Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis
HEIDEGGER: Basic Writings
EINSTEIN: Selected papers
FLAUBERT: Un Coeur Simple
Poems by: Yeats, T.S. Eliot, Wallace Stevens, Valery, Rimbaud

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>including scienfitic works and political writings
autism, did you get this from that "great books" collection?

>Marx: Complete Works
nice try but not even the most die-hard commie faggot has done that

Wouldn’t a great book list include Shakespeare?

I have. Twice. In the original German.

>Hune: Complete Works
be prepared to be bored to death

His ouevre is one of the most compelling in existence.

and even all this isn’t enough.

>I was roped into reading this shitty material so everyone else has to

fuck off

No one made me read any of this. I did it out of pure pleasure and it has enriched my life more than you could ever imagine.

no x7
absolutely not, an alternate timeline without Plato would be better than this one
absolutely not, Aristotle is just Plato 2: Electric Boogaloo
sure x2
no
repeat last two lines
Gospels only, actually
Aristotle again? really?
no
>fanfiction
no x5
>fanfiction
no x2
sure, if you have autism
>fanfiction
ay, Ik do dost readè Olde Ænglische, wherefore couldst tellè ðau?¿
>reading Machiavelli without being an Italian noble
I'm just going to stop here

>New Testament only

Are you serious? Job, Ecclesiastes, Genesis, Exodus, etc. A must

What’s your problem?

Worthless. I read it all so you don’t have to. It only applies to you if you’re a Semitic tribesman.

be more specific

>Twelve books by Plato
>One book by Neitz
>New Testament only
This list is Yea Forums AF

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none of these are bad things to read but if you want to discuss the books you like you can just say so my dude

Old Testament is only used as a reference to give textual context to the New. By itself, it is below Jewish trash.

What about histories, languages, rhetoric?

>Aristotle is just Plato 2
retard alert

That’s fine but it’s not necessary to earn access to Yea Forums.

why not just read the Bible 200 times

>misquoting me
retard alert

they haven't published it all yet

Because OP is not Jewish

I’ve read all that’s available.

Claims to have read pic related

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Can somebody give me a rundown on how many pages this is and convert it to hours of careful reading?

>MEW
it's all about the MEGA

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what will regular person will gain if he reads them all?