I browse Yea Forums in public

>mostly grills
I gotta go the next Yea Forums meetup then.
>mfw no booknerd gf

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I am a female and I browse this board regularly

Show proof or it didn't happen

Prove it.

I browse lit on my job at an experimental farm.

Stop fucking with Rachel, Sarah, you know she has photo anxiety.

my name is Kyle
now then, show us ur tits

Kylie, stop being such a dyke.

mmmmmmoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!

I have a 7 inch dick and my name is Kyle, not Kylie.
SHOW
US
YOUR
TITS

Show us dick with measuring tape first, Kylie, and not one of the silicone ones you keep in your shoe box.

>male
get out of this board

Show tits or gtfo
I won't waste anymore time

You've pretty much proven to me that you aren't a girl.
Going back to watching my little pony and beating your dick in your mom's basement.

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Who left the boy out of /sffg/?

>Going back to ....
>beating your dick in your mom's basement.
You jerkin him off, user?
kinda gay tbqhfamalam.

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>tfw a Yea Forums friend once came up to me in the library and said hello while I was browsing
>tfw we then said hello to eachother on Yea Forums to commemorate it

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>no dick pics
This is what you get for only buying purple dildos, Kylie.

I cant I find a fren like that?

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the fuck is that?
no his beating his own dick you cringe normie

>Going back to watching my little pony and beating your dick in your mom's basement.
Ubergay if m*le

hi, again! :D

HAVE A WHOLESOME MOMENT
Y E S

>user gets obliterated by fucking grills
This made my day, hoes

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>passive aggression is obliterating someone

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>doesn't know what /sffg/ containment thread is for
LADIES WE HAVE A MALE CROSS BOARDER ON THE LOOSE. I REPEAT, MALE CROSSBOARDER ON THE LOOSE. HIDE YOUR BOOKS HE PROBABLY HAS STICKY FINGERS AND 3D COOTIES. I REPEAT A MALE NON Yea Forums POSTER ON THE LOOSE, SEQUESTER THE BOOKS, HARDBACK AND FIRST EDITIONS FIRST.

Ah shit
guess i'll just leave then

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Very passive aggressive of you, Kylie.

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Yes, you should.
You aren't one to talk about passive aggression, Rebecca.

This doesn't concern you, manga-otaku-bo.

Honestly, I was just here for the tits

I alternate between reading high literary fiction and degenerate cartoon fanfiction

Stop taking your shit with Jessica out on me, Jennifer, or I am taking my hair straightener right back.

I'm a pretty avid reader and I've never read a manga in my life.
I would say your mentality here is retarded but it's in the very least incredibly funny to watch.

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I haven't a bother in continuing this nearly roleplay tier dogshit, but thanks for the laugh.
I was aswell. Mission failed, we'll get em next time : (

>He watches anime subs instead
>He's monolingual enough he doesn't even understand insulting honorifics
Eeeek, lowest form of m*le, sffg must have kicked him out.

Fuck that
Im going to Yea Forums

>he has literally no engagement with anime or manga at all because he cares about the culture of his country first and foremost
Wow...........................................Just, Oh my God.....................................

Post feet

>Jelly A-cup club, table for two in the Asuka room

>going to Yea Forums

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Winrar

>I'm a proud monolingual
You don't belong here, scum.

My homies gonna find you weeb

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It is if you don't put on pants. The police said so.

If I didn't belong here I would have got banned.
also wouldn't have had any positive engagements on this board.

>he thinks Yea Forums has mods
oh bakabo, it's so early for summerchildren.

It has
The other day I posted tiddies and got a 3 days ban
Thankfully, I was on campus by the time

I browse /pol/ on public transport full brightness

I browse /d/ on my classroom, so whats your point?

post at least one (1) of tits, pussy or asshole

>classroom

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> :D
delete your friendship

>banned
Are you FOB from reddit? And user's right, being bilingual is not even basic. Plus pire que ça tu meurs en effet

>posts porn on a blue board
Well, even the illiterate global mods can tell that's a ban.

Thats a rule violation you know?

It were men tits

what? highlight texts and posting a spongebob reaction pic? I doubt that.

Whatever, punk

it's a grill board

>reddi*frog

Go back to Yea Forums, Yea Forums or whatever subbreddit you crawled out of.

I browse k, lit, g, and his in public, if we're sharing.

Point taken

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>still no feet
Sad!

>feet
Based Pushkin reader, keep the faith

Same, been here since the birth of the board. Yea Forums used to have a lot of females

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You must be really old

Yep, I am 30. Think I was 21 when Yea Forums was born.

>9 years
Damn, I feel old now

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Ugh
My eyes

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æsj

Norsky

Thanks Ma'am

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I was browsing Yea Forums at uni library secretly

The security guy saw that, smirked and said "Yea Forums, huh?" then went his way

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I browse adultgif scat threads in public with the volume turned all the way up. Fuck normies, if they don't like it they don't have to come close.

post bod fag

L O N D O N

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post feet

the internet in general used to lack females, you should know that if you were really online.

Isn't the fact that you'd never want anyone to see you browsing this place enough of an indication of how toxic and mentally draining it actually is?
Imagine explaining to someone in real life the kinds of conversations you have on here all throughout the day, they would think you were a lunatic. It's not like it doesn't affect us because it's anonymous and strictly verbal communication. I can tell it messes with my thought patterns on a day to day basis. I always feel more unfocussed, depressed and stressed after I close this site.

>Imagine explaining to someone in real life the kinds of conversations you have on here all throughout the day
I was explaining the Nabokov diary entry copypasta meme to my roommate the other day lol

Gods I despise phone posters

I'm a big (fat) mexican guy

I have no issue browsing any of the board that don't randomly show pussy closeups. Yea Forums is one of the largest website on the web, it's not a secret and I'll always argue to anyone, with straight face, that it's at least better than reddit.

Idk what tf u are talking about. I'm a chad, buddy.

Tfw @work

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I'm a bit short, but otherwise normal looking. I've had women comment on how attractive my face and, mostly, voice is.

> manlet thinks he's attractive.

I'd call 'em a fucking nigger and tell them to read siege

I tried to browse it there once when I was banned but it's blocked on the library computers.

I rarely do so in public. Talking about it irl seems horribly autistic.

>scrawny with adult acne
hey its genetic man i've been trying for years now and don't drink soda nor do I eat sweets
>leave me alone ;-;

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both can be fixed, faggot

Would this really give such a bad impression? I used to browse Yea Forums ten years ago when I was 14, then talked about the threads at school with my friends the next day. Nowadays I only use Yea Forums, /out/ from time to time, and /diy/, /ck/ and /pol/ very rarely. Apart from /pol/ I don't really see how any of these boards would give a bad impression.
I'm in Belgium anyway now, I think the site is more widely used in the Netherlands, although on boards with flags the Belgians are almost always Flemish, so maybe it's a Sprachraum thing.

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>scrawny with adult acne
God damnit
I am fine otherwise and am getting less scrawny but how the hell do I get rid of acne? I wash my face raw every day

See a doctor, there are ways.

have you tried a semen treatment (you can use your own btw)