Need a tinder bio to get me laid. Something self-deprecating and slightly pretentious

need a tinder bio to get me laid. Something self-deprecating and slightly pretentious.

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"incel by choice"

what a depressing fucking picture. Say something like "Looking for older women who look like my mother to spank me." Trust me bro, women love creepy mommy fetishists

I only like girls < my age

I hate myself more than you

Straight angy white male

>my mom said it's wrong to fuck my little sister so I'm looking someone to roleplay

So a volcel? Or just celibate?

At least he doesn´t get egged

volcels don't use tinder