Just got kicked out of uni at 25

>just got kicked out of uni at 25
Are there any books that look good on a job application? I need to beef it up a bit.

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bible

why didn't you do your homework man

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>didn't make any connections in uni leading straight to jobs
>now has to apply like a pleb

OH NO NO NO

i didn't talk to a single person while i was there (except the lecturers). i think i have autism.

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write that you browse Yea Forums on your résumé

Where do you live? Apply as an operator in a chemical plant from one of the big names(Exxon, Dow, BASF, Shell, Dupont, 3M, et al). Assuming you're not a degenerate faggot that cannot pass a drug test.

Put Butterfly and :3 on your resume.

Why were you kicked out :^)