Why did God make private parts look so funny?

Why did God make private parts look so funny?

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how is this literature related you fucking faggot

uh youre the one who replied to the dick post

hoes mad

>circumcised

Every body part looks equally weird/funny. It‘s just that we‘re more used to see hands and noses than balls and clits.

the helmet head>disheveled rodent

he didn't and they don't, you're just insecure because very few people have seen your knob

a full penis with it's intended design > a penis with the end chopped off because the jews convinced your dad he should chop your knob end off

t. coping rodent dick who cant last more than 2 minutes

yes because unlike you I can feel my penis because I didn't get half the nerve endings cut off

>cutting off bits of your dick because you think it looks better
kek. youre like a pseudotranny

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kek is that why the ladies make fun of your little limp dick busting after 30 seconds?

imagine the only insult you have is being cumming quickly

circumcision decreases how much pleasure you feel, in modern times it doesn't increase hygiene since everyone showers daily, it also permanently alters you brain and makes you have a higher predisposition to anxiety, depression etc - think about it this way, you got mutilated non consensually as a baby, you father decided to have an important part of your penis chopped off using the visual argument is basically a tranny cope
>but user I look better as a girl
>but user my penis looks better since a part of it got chopped off

but oh no, you sure got me beat with the cumming quickly line

i like how you can spot the americans in this thread without the use of flags

hahahah look at this little faggot

>muh pp feels more s-so what if i suck in bed

how pathetic can rodent dicks get?

Penises look like mushrooms, and it’s no accident my friends. There is a reason we are so genetically similar to fungi, my lovely friends. Dig a little deeper, my pals.

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>ignores all the negatives of circumcision to double down on one shitty insult

COPING RODENT DICK

I get why you're so upset about it user, if I got mutilated at birth I would be too

Based

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god mutilated you from birth with your skinny fat body and tiny limp dick

not skinny fat, just got off a cut so sitting at 15% bf right now, also since I can still feel my dick I have no problem with getting hard, meanwhile you need lube just to beat off

>meanwhile you need lube just to beat off
just an american thing

this is what skinny fat rodent dicks actually think LMAO your flabby waist and ED riddled pp will never please a woman like cut chads do

lmao cope

the rodent dick cries in pain as he strikes you

since you're clearly upset I'm gonig to let you have the last reply so you can feel like you've won, reply to this post using the same insults as always and I won't reply, then you can head downstairs and tell mummy you've won an argument against someone online, if she's not to busy with her second husband she'll tell you she's proud, it's been fun but I gotta get back to wageslaving

Because he has a sense of humour

thats right you cock sucking rodent dick, get out of here, your wife needs a hand to hold while CUT CHADS please her for hours on end, something your poor, little, sensitive dick will never be able to do

are you gay?

Lmao cope

>if she's not to busy with her second husband she'll tell you she's proud
this is funny and sad at the same time

they're funny because we're conscious of each other, its only between humans that we have taboos that make inherently neutral things weird or funny
even in christian lore they arent inherently funny, its cause some cunts ate an apple (i.e gained consciousness) that they became funny/shameful.

is it bad if my dick points directly upwards

Fucking kek

That reminds me of a doc I watched earlier about cab drivers. This Russian-American owned a cab company and was implied to be ripping off drivers. He shrugged and was like "they choose to drive cab." Hahaha. NYC is a terrible place.

>caring about the woman's pleasure
looks like circumcision makes you a cuck.

b-but you cum quicker because sex is drastically more enjoyable for you so I get the last laugh

I'm circumcised too pls don't make me feel bad, I just hate supporters of circumcision.

I was only taking the piss out of people who act like circumcisions good, the fact you realize it isn't means you're just a victim of your parents not a cuck who's pro mutilation

SEETHING

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