What is the most Yea Forums job and why is it being an auto mechanic?

What is the most Yea Forums job and why is it being an auto mechanic?

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It's actually being a construction worker during the day and a male prostitute at night.

Working isn't Yea Forums

Night shift nurse.

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Night shift site security, get paid to read

Actually it's being a crew member at a movie theatre

If you aren’t American, it’s mid level bureaucrat.
If you are, it’s janitor/NEET/oil worker.

Actually the most Yea Forums job is those guys remove roadkill off of the highways

HR bitch
My live is soooo kafkaesque

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Hey Yea Forums. I have a blog that gets paid guest posts in between the real content but my main writer was made the editor for a fairly big blog and is now focusing on that.

I'm searching for a person willing to find a piece of entertainment news and write up a wordpress draft version for me for $20. I will request this a couple times a week for now. Takes about 30 min according to my experience but writing physically pains me.

Learn to install electric lines or repair air conditioning units, faggot.

Send my info at [email protected]

Those are convicted petty felons doing community service as pennance. It's not a job. It's punishment under the guise of social betterment.

Sending all the info in a bit, thank you. Check your spam email if nothing appears, I'm using protonmail.

Working at a power plant

I don't get paid to do that, but I do stockpile armadillo tails and coon peckers

How does one get a sinecure?
Political contacts? Friends high in companies? Money laundering criminals?

Hold on a minute, we have to distinguish between jobs which ALLOW for Yea Forumsness and jobs which are actually Yea Forums in their nature.

Like, as others have stated, the best job if you want to read and write is probably something with a night shift, like a security guard or a nurse. But as far as jobs that are Yea Forums in their own right--as in, something that's worth writing ABOUT--I'm not so sure either of those qualify.

When I think of careers that are worthy of Yea Forums consideration, a private investigator comes to mind, as does the wealthy heir of a shipping magnate.

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You forgot to mention jobs that are admiration-worthy for Yea Forums, like street cleaner or substistence farmer.

Going to sea for a 3-6 months at a time. Then having an equal amount of time off, where you can focus on writing

The most Yea Forums job would probably be writing

lol im working on construction side

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Psychiatry, obviously

My do nothing clopening job is the best

This. Go winter alaskan blue crab hunting for 3 months, make your 45k, and use that experience to inform your writing.

London?

DFW was literally a night shift security guard for a while after one of his nervous breakdowns

You said 45k? What kind of qualification do I need ?

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i am worried about getting a job. i am at a time in my life where i have to decide what i want to do in life.what i really love is literature and writing but i can't get by on that. i like geophysics ok but the pay is shit and i am not great at math. what should i lit, my parents thing i should major in literature or history and be a professor like my mother. but i know that is a bad idea

does that mean this is the most Yea Forums book?

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I will do this. please message me on discord nobody
#9786

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cars are adult toys, grow up.

Auto mechanic? That’s not even a hot take, that’s just fucking retarded.

Based and pwned

postman
gardener
librarian
art gallery worker
antique shop owner

How is being a professor bad? Just do it if your parents support you, do you have any idea how many people would want to have parents like you, parents who support thier kids that want a liberal arts education, most parents would protest and laugh in your face.

Being a writer, obviously.

I know how a carburettor works

Most Yea Forums job is being a janny.

subsistence farming is the goal

pay being shit doesn't matter if it's something you love doing

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>Rotary lift
>Lifts a BMW

I win. As an online writing tutor I spend 25% of my shift helping college brainlets revise their shitty essays, 75% reading patrician literature.

getting filthy rich from some stinky linkies

>doctors, lawyers, mechanics, all frauds getting paid in the respect a man should have for the knowledge he should already know

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