Hello sister, it’s me, Gregor!

Hello sister, it’s me, Gregor!

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EEEEEEKKK!!!

AAAAAaaAAAAaaaaa!!!

Book sucked I thought sister would jerk off bug boy

>reading for the plot

STFU moron, and start using your head instead of spouting out Yea Forums memes at every convienence

>that part when he looked up his sisters skirt
hard as a fucking rock

oh fug :DD im a bug :DDDDD

But he's right. Having no appreciation for aesthetics is something that should be shamed.

What else are you supposed to read Kafka for? His prose is average or maybe slightly above average and the characters are largely one-dimensional. Only good thing about his books is the absurdist element of his plot.

Please go learn formal logic so you can understand what people mean. Also, the plot often has immense aesthetical value - the ideas, the atmosphere, even the characters are often conveyed by creating dynamic situation. What would Crime and Punishment be worth without the plot? Without it the core ideas couldn't be conveyed, the characters would become stale and unchanging, and the atmosphere of Sankt Petersburg wouldn't be as masterfull as it was.

*Throws and apple at you*

I'm pretty disappointed one of the first posts wasn't the stock picture of the girl throwing an apple

YOU
ARE
NOT
MY
SON

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nice that you had to bring Crime and Punishment into this since Metamorphosis has no plot

Fact: The Fly did a better representation of what it would be like to turn into some kind of insect or bug than Kafka's moronic drivel.

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Dostoevsky is narrative philosophy lol. It is completely different and cannot be judged the same. View it is a play in prose.

If you think Metamorphosis was about what it's like to turn into a bug I think you probably missed the point.

I always interpreted the book as a metaphor for having a terminally ill family member.

If you think "The Fly" was about turning into a bug then you missed the point.

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?