If you were to introduce yourself as a fictional character in a novel, how would you?

If you were to introduce yourself as a fictional character in a novel, how would you?

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>She was not digestible. If you opened her up, you‘d fall silent in disdain only to return mesmerized. You would never again be able to forget her.

Bernard Cornwell did that in one of his Sharpe novels, can't remember which. He wrote himself in as a chubby writer, a smoker, I think some grays in his hair, and he helped someone out in some manner. Very brief role, but indeed a part of the storyline if I'm not mistaken, I think there's only the one scene of him.

Post feet

A lurid individual remembered more for his chronic flatulence than personality. I shall say nothing more.

please continue

>farting is funny
Really now?

Also, how can one be lurid and forgettable at the same time?

>he moved in an odd, wooden way, brought on by the ingestion of psychiatric medication, perpetually frowning, he argued in defense of catholic teachings with zeal, but not in a charismatic way, lacking basic social skills. A lonely man, even in the presence of other believers. His clothes were handpicked by the girlfriend of his brother, giving him a seemingly presentable appearance.

Dream on my hypersexualized fren

>His clothes were handpicked by the girlfriend of his brother
Absolute gold