How is Yea Forums spending their Saturday?

How is Yea Forums spending their Saturday?

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Woke up at 3. Jacked off. Read. Went back to sleep from 5 or 6 until 8 or 9.
Jacked off. Read. Exhausted all of my Tinder swipes.
Ate sweettarts and pizza for breakfast around 11.
Put Cronenburg's Dead Ringers on; I had just half an hour left last night.
Saw this post. Responded to it.
Will probably languish all day. Jack off. Read. Etc.

Woke up, ate breakfast, read a bit. About to go to work at winery/restaurant where I work. We have a big group of 35 people coming and the weather is shit, and the whole restaurant is on an open-air patio. I'm going to have to put up with their constant bitching about this for several hours, as if we control the weather. Eventually I'll come home and continue reading the Qur'an. I've recently converted to Islam and am finding more peace than I have ever felt before.

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woke up, did a 50 mg line of ketamine and continued reading Stoner. Not enjoying it that much so far, John Williams' style just feels really dry compared to my favourite type of literature (Russian). If this book is indicative of American lit as a whole then im not impressed (thus far, I heard towards the end it gets better so im holding my judgement)

Crying and drinking

I want a hookah without the coal and CO shit. Should be electric ones.

keked.
In my bed with Ulysses

Woke up with blissful afterglow from codeine last night, studied for finals, meditated (almost entered jhana, at least a very strong access concentration) and now I'll eat McDonald's and read something comfy ^^. Sorry for messy english

Masturbation is worse than hard drugs.