Finally had sex

>finally had sex
>every romance novel makes sense now

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>have sex
>take final plunge into unscrupulous misogyny

Please stop crossposting shit from Yea Forums

>The characters in the book finally have sex
>It should have been me banging her

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how?

just how?

share your ways

Stop having sex.

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they literally say the opposite on /sci/

>anime poster
Suuuuure I believe you
If you did it was either a man or a fat chick, neither of which counts
Copulate with an attractive female OP

60% of women are fat chicks.

better get to work then

t. Amerigoblin

AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU

It was probably his niece

And what if I like men and fat chicks?

based

Please stop crossbrowsing 4channel

Lel. This. The fact that I spent half my twenties working towards something she only had to put on a bit of makeup and leave the house for just made me resent women even more.

Yea Forums is an anime imageboard. There is only 1 protected class here - anime posters

What matters is that it is with the woman he truly loves and always has. Then it is pure.

You can have sex and still be a virgin.

>tried drinking once
>finally understand alcoholics

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

Awesome news. I have sex every day and I’m still a virgin

Wow, that's deep...

subject: roastie
verb: getting
object: toastie

How was it?

What's sex like for men? After I fuck a guy they're very happy and relaxed. Several have curled up and fallen asleep next to me.

I wouldn't know.

Have Sex with me and I can tell you.

Confirming. Having sex with men is better than having sex with women.

>have sex
>i wish i didn't

>have sex
>the howling emptiness only intensifies

>finally have sex
>wake up

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>can't stop cheating on my girlfriend of two years
>literally fucked another girls sister at a party I took my girlfriend to a week ago and she still didn't find out
>literally can not stop, constantly horny and hooking up
What the FUCK is wrong with me

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user...

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Based womanizing user

>28 years old, have still not had sex
>don't even want to anymore, porn and even couples enthusiastically kissing each other grosses me out
Change my mind.

You're missing out on a pretty nice time, sexual intimacy with a woman is also the closest way to emotional intimacy, but it's fine if you have no interest. Just realize that it is quite a unique and universal act, lovemaking.

Because nothing relaxes the soul like the vanguard of your partner, protecting and shielding you, while you may get the greatest respite this world has to offer. Nothing quite melts the stony walls of melancholy like something as simple as clutching at your partner's hand.

cringe