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What's the last scene in a book to give you a boner?

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>Schismatrix Plus
>characters getting turned on by observing each other's skin under an electron microscope

the sex scene at the beginning of Neuromancer.

The Judgement of Paris may or may not have done it for me

lolita

the lesbian scene from Doctor Sleep

this. I don't even have to think of a scene, just what I've read last lmao

love making in if on a winter's night a traveller

This

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When the kids start bullying and killing each other in lord of the flies hnng

the underage gangbang in It

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I was reading King Lear and got a very hard to obscure boner on a bench in a public park
It was Goneril's scene with Edmund when they're talking in private and she's trying to persuade him about murdering her husband

>ere long you are like to hear,
>if you dare venture in your own behalf
>a mistress's command. Wear this; spare speach;
[giving a favour]
>Decline your head. This kiss, if it durst speak,
>Would stretch thy spirits up into the air;
>Conceive, and fare thee well.

I don't fully know why myself but I haven't blown a load in 6 days

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Get boner every time I read Hogg. Im not gay so wtf

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A 16 year old slave girl prostituting herself to other slaves to survive and help her "friends".

you're sick user, I like bullying but this is too far

Naked lunch
I am bi

Erections are counterproductive to reading efforts.
If you even anticipate one, put the book down and read it some other time.
Always read with your mind on alert. Don't read when drowsy. Follow this advice unless you want to be a slave to your dick the rest of your life.

this
>dude boner
>dude I need to masturbate
>dude sex fuck lmao
fucking cumbrains

>I'm eunuch by c-choice guise!

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That scene in American pastoral where that girl dresses up as Sweede's daughter and starts masturbating in front of him, affecting her stutter and begging for a good hard dicking down

stop spamming Crash that book is shit
CHROMIUM

that scene in stephen king’s it when the sociopath kid gave henry a handy

suggestions for better symphorophile literature? serious question.

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The sex slave scene in Vineland, came outta nowhere

based
I wish I was Roger

cringe. erotic stimulation is a normal and frequent part of art like any other human experience.

kafka on the shore is the sexiest book i have read in a looooooong time. it made me feel pretty uncomfortable listening to that one at work

the third dialogue from philosophy in the bedroom i think