How is one to WRITE philosophy in the modern day? That is to say, within the post-Sokalaffairocene?

How is one to WRITE philosophy in the modern day? That is to say, within the post-Sokalaffairocene?

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IN ALLITERATED ALL CAPITALS APHORISMS, PUBLISHED ONLINE AT PERIODIC INTERVALS OR “SEASONS”

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SOCRATES WAS SENTENCED TO DEATH NOT BY HEMLOCK, BUT BY IRONY POISONING. SIMILARLY, ACADEMIC DISCUSSIONS OF METAPHYSICS ARE ONTOLOGICALLY IDENTICAL TO UNION WAGE NEGOTIATIONS DURING A ECONOMIC RECESSION. THE RESURRECTION (NOT THE DEATH) OF CHRIST WAS THE INEVITABLE LOSS OF MY METAPHYSICAL DENTAL INSURANCE - A LOSS THAT WAS PROPHESIED SIMULTANEOUSLY BY ATEN, KANT, AND NICK LAND, YET WAS NOT HEARD.

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By writing wise thoughts in a simple way. Complex terms makes it harder to understand.

Philosophy is dead.
They figured out they don’t need to convince us with grand ideas and lofty moralizations to control us.

there is less control now than ever before, that's how you know bad things are about to happen.

>they
who? please no parentheses in answer

Same as always you dummy.

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This is unironically how I write my uni papers - my professors don’t know what to make of me but they give me A+s

What is the context for this autism? The resurrection of Christ is the loss of insurance? Prophecies by guys who came after? I’m probably a brainlet but you lost me here