ITT: Post your best haiku poems. I'd post one, but I suck at them :
Haiku
Jaxson Rivera
Gabriel Barnes
not a touch of grace
grimy but unselfconscious
sits my life's mistress
Levi Gray
i lack the talent
i lack a great many things
but God's grace abounds
Colton Cook
nigger nigger nog
nigger nig nig nigger nog
nig nigger nig nog
Eli Baker
way taller than me
and yet my nerves are quiet
she walks by, I grin
Jacob Kelly
torn cranium wafts
warm intravenal vapor
fluids stay unspilled
Ethan Lopez
Too late, said nothing
I sweeten my coffee with
her easy beauty
Robert Cooper
The day went by swell
Yet it seems now my only regret
Was that I ate Taco Bell
Leo Russell
don't fuck up the form kid
Adrian Jones
What the FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS 5 7 5
Robert Campbell
NOBLE EXCELSO,
SUBLÍMATE AL ÉTER;
NO TE LIQUIDES.
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VITAL GRAVEDAD
DE REY; FATAL LEVEDAD
DE HAZMERREÍR.
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RAUDOS DEMONIOS,
RADIAMANTES, SURCAN EL
FIRME ÍNDIGO.
« 零 »
Daniel Lopez
It is. Look at yours
that's 5-9-7
It's syllables, not words
Xavier Rodriguez
I dont remember what a syllable is
Nathan Sullivan
the word syllable has three of them
sihl-luh-buhl
Easton Mitchell
Thanks user, you might think I am so smooth brain ESL retard but I somehow have passed English 102.
Ian Nelson
chicken McNugget
so tasty, so delicious
in my tummy you will go
Dominic Wood
de qué parte de México eres user
Brandon Russell
You're all good
Try another
William Collins
My writing is shit
I try, try to get better
But it is all shit
Parker Kelly
sad black metal plays
the smell of sage fills the room
hours stream by like water
Michael Hughes
Perfect.
Adam Rivera
Isn't it wondrous?
I've never seen an egg cracked
in such a cute way
Jaxson Allen
Thanks user!
Gavin Walker
A crush? No, not quite.
just deep appreciation
of a carefree form
Parker Foster
Thoughts of sweetest note
Morning air wafts earthly scents
Nostalgia swells
Ethan Nelson
Check that third line again tripfag
"Nostalgia" is three syllables.
Cameron Miller
Maybe you say it wrong
Naw-stal-gi-a is how it’s said here
Caleb Robinson
Ego disappeared
That nonchalance changed me to
pure knowing subject
Gavin Parker
Fair
But I'm watching you
Leo Lee
No shits given, none
no makeup, ratty hair and
some beat-up hoodie
Asher Flores
BAJÍO: CUNA
DE HÉROES; SEPULCRO
DE MÁRTIRES ES.
« 零 »
Kayden Thomas
Are you from London
If so grant me one wish dear
and sit on my face
Thomas Watson
I had zero chance.
My heart is in your pocket,
Glory of mankind.
Easton Richardson
I'm a filthy yank
and a dude besides--tough luck
but thanks anyway
Oliver Brooks
Poetic Spanish is fucko'd
Ayden Bell
estrogenic fail
come test your verbosity
ere dawn breaks anew
por dos mil anos
nos an llamados para
matar el khazar
bowmen shoot arrows
cats nap in daylight, and the
noble controls self
Liam King
These are meant to be read as a series, btw.
Andrew Williams
Sucky sucky suck
I love to lick and fucky
Those stupid teen slants
Eli Sanders
Goddamn this is hard
if only i understood
how to haiku
Adam Hughes
My favorite game
Age of Empires II
HD edition
Juan Ortiz
I can't count to seven lol
Sebastian Perry
Not mine but I enjoy it
Hey! That's not haiku,
you're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!
Carter Nelson
Chuck sold his store
It now belongs to Sneed
Sneed's Feed & Seed
Nolan Mitchell
Death is, amongst other things
woefully mine, i need only extend my
wretched hand, and take it
Christian Hill
Fuck the janitor
Go join the 40%
You're an obese cunt
Aiden Hill
A homo who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they had a big fight
Over who had the right
To do what, where, with which, and to whom
Thomas Moore
Based REI