I'll just leave this here

I'll just leave this here.

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I want to make fun of what other people write/are writing/have written but it makes me think of the little I've done and reminds me the best way to criticse them would be to write something better.

Sounds like every brooklyn*tes dream

plot twist, the asian girl is in fact a muslim, and she gets the guy to blow himself up in times square

Sounds good.

Can someone give an example of this kind of book?

sounds like a fucking anime

>yellow fever
Imagine being this beta

its can easy by classic book. good it or bad depends on prose, plot doesn't really matter

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Name 2 books with this premise published within the last 5 years.

Fuck
Asians are clever

The title will be "Uyghur for a Wigger"

Based

All of them. This story dominates the literary landscape to such an extent that there’s no space for any other voices.

Nah, this tweet is just criticizing white men while pretending to he literary. I can't name a book with all these tropes, and the tropes I can name are just
>Protagonist is young
>Protagonist begins the story as an average person
>Protagonist is sad at beginning, so they can be happy at end
>There's a romance
>Characters are portrayed as witty and well educated
>Main character is straight white male
Other than the protagonist being a white guy, everything else is just standard story elements. I've never read a book where the main guy fetishize Asian women. That's not a literary trope. I've never read a character based book where the main protagonist didn't grow in some way, so "sees the good in him" doesn't apply here. We get it, women can't relate to male protagonists, but that doesn't mean every male protagonist character driven book is a product of toxic masculinity. Don't drag books down because you negatively stereotype men

This is just as trite and unoriginal as the type of story it mocks. It's band wagon hatred, kind of like how everyone decided a couple of years ago that Nickelback was the worst band in existence and never missed a chance to mention it, or how people loudly complained about crocs being for tasteless rednecks. It's an attempt at coming across as someone with better taste but really it just reveals the extent to which the things you think and say are shaped by the majority.

The Book of Disquiet. Except the girl is imaginary.

Crocs are dumb. As a first grader or whatever I was in elementary school when they first came out, I could recognize how retarded those """shoes""" were.

It's called "Welcome to the NHK."

how can shoes be retarded?

By being crocs

Yeah, they are, and Nickelback aren't good either, my point is that some things arbitrarily become targets for mainstream contempt and people seem to love loudly demonstrating how much this or that thing fucking sucks, always in a pretentious attempt to demonstrate good taste, but really it just reveals how average you are.

You know these people who fetishise Asian women have no idea how Asian women can be. Enjoy your wallet being empty and no sex after the first week of marriage. Never again will I date an Asian female.

Agreed. My Asian ex was a lot bitchier and naggy than any of the white women I've dated, and her friends were giggling about how they were draining their betas for money. Dumbest thing I've ever done

>fat
>imaginary gf is CENTRAL Asian
yeah, I think I'm a trailblazer putting a new spin on a tried and true formula

Super Sad True Love Story is close.
>middle-aged Jew from NYC with middling existence wants to live forever but can't medical treatment to extend his life
>meets college-aged Korean girl
>they fall in love

What I read of Book of Numbers (Cohen):
>middle-aged Jew from NYC with middling existence gets interesting deal
>travels to Dubai
>stalks married Muslim woman
>she shows up at his hotel and they fuck

John Greens secret atheist alt account

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Nickelback is on the same level as nsync now because of that too. This trend of hating into relevance is hitting incels too.

Fake, that dude didn't work

Found the Brooklynite, Bostonian, or Chiacgonoid