AUTHORS' DAILY ROUTINES

This is a thread dedicated to famous authors' routines. Post related thoughts or your own routines, in relation to reading and all that.

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If you squint really hard, you can see that on average successful authors do their creative work not long after waking.

WHAT DOEA FUGGIN COME UNDER

LEISURE?

NAH

>Honore de Balzac

hehe he "honor the ballsack" heheh

>tfw Kafka without the talent

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my routine
sleep from 24 to 6
cuck at university until 12
cuck at work until 18
cry and jack off until 24

heheheheheheehehe

kafka was such a stinky neet

for me it's;

wake up at 10
masturbate
order chinese food for breakfast
browse 4channel until my mom makes dinner around 6
masturbate again
sleep
repeat

living the dream, user.
living the dream.

Kant confirmed based yet again

are you a house cat

If ya look real close mate
You can see that them blokes who slept the least died the quickest

>voltaire sleeping 4 hours a night

Not a shock.
Sleeping less than 6 hours, even 7, is significantly unhealthy and will exacerbate nearly any other medical problem you have.

>Benjamin Franklin
I guess it would take a creative mind to be such a successful idea thief.

>are you a house cat
Every good NEET reincarnates as one.

>cry and jack off
Wtf is with crying and masturbating among young people? I was at work the other day and a couple of coworkers were mentioning it as part of their routine. I feel happy when I drain my nuts.

>wake up at 3 PM
>jerk off a couple of times and shitpost
>shower
>eat and get dressed
>drive to work. Maybe hit the bank
>work from 6 PM to 6 AM
>drive home
>jerk off a couple times
>sleep, occasionally wake up to jerk off

hehe hehe hhehhehehe

>Wake up at 9
>make poppy tea while watching youtube
>fuck around on Yea Forums for a little while
>shower
>go to the shop and have lunch around 12
>fuck around on Yea Forums a bit more
>work on assignments from 2 until 6 or so
>read a few chapters of a book
>watch a movie or tv show
>lay awake in bed until 2am
>do it all again

HOW THE FUCK WOULD THEY KNOW ANY OF THIS?

Even if it's from some reliable diary or biography, how do you know they were describing just their routine from those couple of weeks in their life. Most of them are probably boosting accounts from others "oh he would wake up 4 am and start writing" yeah right, they would get out of bed to squint at paper and mess with in at candle light in winter, I don't think so.

bunch of literally who's
but why the fuck is mozart on there?

this is stupid and obvious but I still laugh. why?

The average millenial yearly gross pay is 8000 USD. this is based and epic

Pic related was writing/composing right after waking up, then read Schopenhauer (or writers Schopenhauer recommended) at night. In between probably drinking and screwing.

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wake up at 2pm
look for jobs until 4pm
shitpost
write angry incel posts about ethots on pull
write love letters to martin shkreli and tyler1
go to bed
cry a lot
actually sleep

>or writers Schopenhauer recommended
who did he recommend?

He famously wrote that Nouvelle Héloïse, Meister Wilhelm, Don Quixote and Tristram Shandy are the best novels ever written. He was a huge fan of Shakespeare and Calderon. Philosophy-wise, Kant and Plato.

>Hunter S. Thompson

thanks

what did he steal?

Wake up at 8

At work by 9

Work from 9-9

Home by 9:30

watch anime until 12:30

sleep

Rate my shit schedule:
>8:00am
Wake up
>8:00am-9:00am
Shower, dress, check email, eat breakfast, pack lunch
>9:00am-10:00am
Walk to my local public library, it's about 3 miles away
>10:00am-1:00pm
Creative Labor
>1:00pm-1:30pm
Walk to the park behind the library, eat lunch, return
>1:30pm-6:00pm
Creative Labor
>6:00pm-7:30pm
Read
>7:30pm-9:00pm
Creative Labor or watch media (most often simply watch a film), depending on the day
>9:00pm-10:00pm
Walk home
>10:00pm-10:30pm
Make and eat dinner
>10:30pm-12:00am
Leisure time
>12:00am
Sleep

Creative labor is split between writing and art, though the writing is the vast majority.

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PRetty good. How do you not work and when do you spend time with friends?

shut the fuck up

Friday evening I spend playing TTRPGs with friends. This is partially because the library closes at 6:00pm on Friday and partially to remain social. On Saturday after 6:00pm I sometimes go out to dinner with friends. Sunday I do not engage in creative labor and sometimes spend it with friends.

I do not work because I previously worked and saved money to allow myself not to. I have a few more years worth of capital to allow myself this schedule. On occasion I do consulting for for a little extra.

Very comfy. What did you do for work, how long. how much did you save, and how much money do you spend a month? Just curious cause I'd like to have your life one day.

I spend perhaps 1200 dollars a month. I saved 70000 dollars originally. I was a software developer.

It's always software developers.

What creative labor do you and what are some of your favorite movies? Sorry for the grilling.

I write. I am working on a novel series in a setting I have been developing for a long time.

I have severely poor taste in films. A recent film I enjoyed greatly was The Lobster.

>12:00 pm Wake up, piss/shit, feed and take the out the dog to go the the bathroom
>12:20pm - 3:00pm browse/shitpost on Yea Forums, masturbate, take the dog out again
>3:00pm - 5:30pm shower, think about getting something to eat but keep getting distracted by browsing and shitposting, eventually take the dog out one more time and feed it before I leave
>5:30pm - 6:00pm get fast food or go to a sit-down restaraunt
>6:00pm - 10:00pm Go to local hookah bar and read while avoiding my mother who likes to talk about inane shit
>10:00pm - 10:30 pm Get fast food on the way home
>10:30pm - 3:00am browse/shitpost, masturbate
>3:00am Sleep

It appears I may be the only person in here who finds masturbating only once a week already excessive

sleep 5am to 12pm
leisure 12pm to 5am

The benefits of being a NEET. I'd sleep longer, but I already feel bad about when I currently wake up.

do you have to be a neet to be a writer?

a different chart

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hehehehehehe

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They don't talk about inane shit in the hookah bar?