How do you hint at your literary tastes when amongst alluring strangers?

How do you hint at your literary tastes when amongst alluring strangers?

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Why hint? Just ask what they like to read and start talking about books

Don't you want to test them?

No fat chicks please

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I keep a copy of Infinite Jest in my pocket and accidentally let it slide out in front of unsuspecting females

I love how you can tell even from just a picture of her cankles that she's really obese.

>cankles

Playing with people that way is too much work. Based

Easy, almost all books have jokes in them. Just use the joke nigga.

well, the type of females who like literature are probably morbidly obese

They tend to figure it out once i get my cock out and play some five-on-one. Or after I kidnap and rape them. Either or, my literary taste is mystery.

i use the name Stephen Dedalus for every sign-in sheet i come across. then, when i hand it to the next person, i tap the signature with my finger and say: "How about that, eh? Hmmm?" and don't release the paper until i get a verbal response

desab

i pronounce french names the way they're meant to be pronounced during general bookstore reparte
alBert KAY-mus
baud-Eh-lair etc etc
guaranteed leg spreader, dont steal my trick

This is the way to do it. Either they are into book, in which case great. Or they haven't read a book since grade school, in which case it is hilarious to see them come up with excuses. Everyone seems to be embarrassed that they don't read.

It must be weird when people continually misread the name Stephen Dedalus as Creepy Dumb Cunt.

anyone who passed a highschool english class knows how to pronounce camus, retard

>tfw too smart to get laid
it must be hard teenage newfren

what makes you say that?

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>faggoty twitter meme
newfag located

talking to people is too scary for these spergs.

i stuff copies of hemingway down my pants.

I read medieval epic poetry in public. Am I a sperg?

>alBert KAY-mus
Bait

>replies to bait

I was reading the Canterbury Tales (it isn't an epic, but it is medieval poetry) and that didn't stop a group of 3 people, 2 of whom were girls, from approaching me.
Unfortunately, they just wanted me to sign up to do volunteer work with children, and I couldn't find a good reason to say no.

lmao, look at the stilts