**SOCRATES: ** Tell me Glaucon, what is a faggot?

**SOCRATES: ** Tell me Glaucon, what is a faggot?
**GLAUCON: ** I have an idea, but I am not sure.
**SOCRATES: ** Be free to talk.
**GLAUCON: ** I would rather not lest I embarrass myself.
**SOCRATES: ** Very well. What does a faggot do?
**GLAUCON: ** He engages homosexual activities.
**SOCRATES: ** Yes. A homosexual has sexual relations with the same gender as his. But is this all that entails a faggot?
**GLAUCON: ** No.
**SOCRATES: ** Obviously. What else does he do? Is he satisfied with his own degeneracy, affecting no other but his partner?
**GLAUCON: **I am not sure what you mean, Socrates.
**SOCRATES: **Let me help. Does a homosexual interact with society?
**GLAUCON: **Yes, he does.
**SOCRATES: **And how does society treat the faggots?
**GLAUCON: **As degenerates, of course.
**SOCRATES: ** That is right. And that implies hatred, or at the very least a certain condescending attitude towards the faggots.
**GLAUCON: ** Yes.
**SOCRATES: ** And the faggot, in his depraved mind, derives pleasure from antagonism, does he not?
**GLAUCON: ** Yes, he does.
**SOCRATES: **But he also seeks recognition as a fine member of society, or not?
**GLAUCON: **It can be their expectation, yes.
**SOCRATES: ** Is that expectation as you very well put it, not unrealistic?
**GLAUCON: ** Otherworldy, even.
**SOCRATES: ** Thus a faggot is one who engages in sexual relations with his gender, derives pleasure from antagonism , and holds unrealistic expectations. Am I right, Glaucon?
**GLAUCON: ** You are right, Socrates.

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**SOCRATES: ** Let us take a professor of literary theory.
**GLAUCON: ** Very well, altough I am not sure why.
**SOCRATES: ** You will see, Glaucon. This professor of literary theory sends an e-mail to 158 students 2 days before the final examination, asking them to read all of Plato’s Republic. He explicitly states that its contents will be necessary and he has already prepared the relevant exercises. Are his expectations not unrealistic?
**GLAUCON: ** Not necessarily, Socrates.
**SOCRATES: ** Even if his students had 3 examinations the previous week, each with a hefty curriculum?
**GLAUCON: ** It is unrealistic.
**SOCRATES: ** If you have read the Republic, you must know that only select chapters are related to literary theory.
**GLAUCON: ** Yes.
**SOCRATES: ** What reason does he have to ask for the Republic’s full content?
**GLAUCON: ** I do not know.
**SOCRATES: ** Are his students right to antagonize him, much like a degenerate?
**GLAUCON: ** Yes.
**SOCRATES: ** Might it be that our professor derives pleasure from antagonism?
**GLAUCON: ** I do not see any other reason for his actions.
**SOCRATES: ** Very well. Our literary professor has unrealistic expectations from others and he does enjoy antagonism.
**GLAUCON: ** It seems so.
**SOCRATES: ** Does that mean that he is a faggot?
**GLAUCON: ** Not quite. He does not meet the criteria we have set.
**SOCRATES: ** That is right, Glaucon. But I am very sure that he gargles dicks like Amy Schumer on amphetamines at the local hospital’s anesthesiology.
**GLAUCON: ** Are you certain, Socrates?
**SOCRATES: ** I am very certain, Glaucon.
**GLAUCON: ** He is a faggot.
**SOCRATES: ** Yes. He is a fucking faggot.

Also fuck formatting fucking fuck my life

toasting in epic bread this is legitimately hilarious though, OP, well done

So cringey

10/10 OP, had a laugh.

As a faggot thanks for the laugh op ;D^)

Op is a modern Plato

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