Reading to impress girls

reading to impress girls.
can it be done? have you had success? any tips?

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Forget about girls, read the Bible and impress God instead

fuckin based

THIS. The only way to women is through Him. All of the "secrets" about women will be revealed to you once you embrace and improve your relationship with God.

Based retard.

Just be attractive, go out to a park and read Harry Potter.

fpbp

is god an arthoe?

How does it feel to have a sub-90 IQ?

I can only assume it must feel like being mildly drunk every single day of the week.

Based.

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feels great, considering I will be going to heaven while you will be burning in hellfire, receiving satin's cock for the rest of eternity

based and retardpilled

gr8

there is no heaven or hellfire
you don't have a soul and once your body dies it's all gone forever

sources?

I once managed to impress a couple old women with my Biblical knowledge.
They told me it won't be long before I get married and start having children.
They couldn't have been more wrong.

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prove it cuck

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> I will be going to heaven while you will be burning in hellfire
Very powerful sentence and very much based.

What is happening in this image.

>not wanting satan's cock
what's wrong with you?

why, if god wanted human beings to have religion, did he not simply give it to them? instead of arranging the world in one way and then sending someone along to explain that really the whole set-up was quite different

Isn't revelation and prophecy a form of 'giving' religion.

clearly not

Reading Catcher in the Rye, Confederacy of Dunces or anything by Kurt Vonnegurt will impress a girl. Teenage girl that is MUHAHAHAH

Unironically this. FPBP

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Books recommended on Reddit (but not IJ) are a good start. No one cares about how deep down the rabbit hole you are. Women (and men) are infinitely more curious and interested in someone reading a book they've heard of, especially one they've read before, than someone reading an obscure tract, even if it's objectively better.