Describe your dream job, user

Describe your dream job, user.
Now describe your current job

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>Do nothing, get paid.
>Do nothing, don't get paid.

What the fuck are you on about you fucking schizo? Where did you pull that shit out of, your loose asshole? You can suck and fuck whoever you want. It's that simple. What the fuck did I miss? You know, I know when it comes down to it, when it comes to your dick, you're pretty much stuck as a fuckwit on your own. You think you can get away with all that shit, but all you can do is walk around talking shit. Why the fuck is this not on your rap sheet? You want to put your money where your mouth is, you little bitch. That's my little joke, pal. I'll snap that twerp's pinky. What's that? You've got some friends over, huh? Well, I'm your friend. What kind of friend? I'll bet a million dollar that little bitch has more respect for your money than you do. She's probably in love with the best thing to happen to a guy in his thirties these last five years. She's probably sleeping with the nicest guy in school . She's probably going to a fancy cocktail bar next door to yours when he gives you that beautiful ass of his in the morning . She probably won't even look at you after he drops his pants

>professor and researcher of law
>unemployed lawyer, grad student

People come to me with their ideas and arguments and I tell them why they are wrong. Basically Yea Forums but as a job

This

Sitting in a mountain cave.
Getting doses of pure knowledge straight from inner inate wisdom-awareness.

Sustaining entirely off sunlight photosynthesing through my skin.

Smoking blunts with Vishnu and Jesus Christ

FPBP

>they don't know that this is already possible and thousands of people on Yea Forums are already doing it

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My dream job isn't a job, it's a return to the job as the lifestyle. Something fulfilling, something integral, something that isn't removed from my 'life.'

The cubicle job is the opposite. Abstract goals that aren't my own, or anyone's really, in a place that I don't want to be. I'm a rat exchanging my time for money. But it pays well for as little as I actually truly do anything.

Depends on wealth
NEET bux for every1 when?
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>loafing fop
>loafing dandy
I'll get there eventually.

>none
>none

>Acqusitions Editor at a major publishing house, sorting through the new submissions for hidden gems to give their first big break
>Dollar store cashier

>reading piles of of shit in search for something decent vs being able to read good literature at work

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>Being a historian at oxford teaching
>Doctor sadly

>Math researcher
>Quant

using my schizophrenia to model out theories while I do part year ranch farming and giving talks on how to learn

right now im a janitor

Reading and writing all day. Maybe being a Youtube Political Commentator too. DESU exactly what that Sargon asshole does even though he's a complete moron.

I want to read, write, draw, make comics, animate, study math, create a videogame, create a tabletop game, build my own home
I just gestate in my room playing games barely getting a degree in math

p much this

Itinerant philosopher

Retail Worker / Undergrad (compsci / linguistics)

Now student
Later get the bag and read

I'm a graveyard shift gas station attendant and my dream job would be just that but with slightly less customers

IT or at a bookstore

unemployed

professor in linguistics
stuck at a bookshop selling 95% thrillers

Writer. Stay at home all day and rarely interact with anyone other than my gf.

Actually work in consulting