what is the most Yea Forumserary animal? and please don't say cat, that's such a reddit answer
What is the most Yea Forumserary animal? and please don't say cat, that's such a reddit answer
cat, nigger
Humans. They are the only animal to develop literature.
Okay well other than its cats hence the millions of author photos with cats
>LE REDDIT
caturday is fucking ancient dude. Bitter "post"-ironic zoomers will never understand the sincerity of old Yea Forums. Its truly dead. icanhazcheezeburger killed caturday effectively forever even if it half heartedly returned years later :(
Yea Forums was effectively reddit before reddit. cynical post-irony is what differentiates us from them.
>b-b-but muh anonymity
le oldfags were overwhelmingly unapologetic namefags. the hatred of namefagging/tripfagging was a product of the gradual embitterment of this site's userbase
Crow by Ted Hughes.
He's the archaic, post-apocalyptic shitposter.
Octopus because he's smart and handsome
>please don't say cat, that's such a reddit answer
fuck off, this is Yea Forums. we like cats here. and it's caturday
also the answer is obviously cat
cant tell if troll or just nerd
i agree with this
the common blue whale of course
The Lion because muh Greeks
Mink
whales in general are very Yea Forums and wholesome, bar the orca who is a n****r
orca poster here
shut your cakehole
you mean shut your baleen
What was H.P. Lovecraft’s cat’s name again?
Sperm Whale
The noble Amoebas
Ravens
Clearly the worm lizard
>Reclusive dwellers of the subterranean
>Blind to the world for the eye of the intellect is all that is necessary for him
>Conflicting, paradoxical identity which allows no potential for assimilating with surrounding fauna (despised by both earthworms and snakes)
>Existence in the outer fringes of lizardhood and the dark depths of humus has destined him to a mortal life of anguish
>phallic in composition
I dug one of them while tilling a plot of soil- a miserable creature truly deserving of the title Yea Forums
These and other protozoa are also good candidates
Both Amoebas and Protozoa are both Lovecraftian and Eldritch in nature too.
I love dragonflies, they're so satisfied and proud in their innocence, I just love the way they sit on air and just be, placid and self-contained. They show pure lightness of being.
Also, cats.
look at him. being him must be suffering.
I once saw two dragonflies having sex before.
Orca is not whale, is dolphin. It's killer whale because it kill whale, not because whale.
Nudibranch most aesthetic. Birds most important tho. Hard choice
before what?
if that was true it would be called kill a whale. or whale killer
The Russians invented it though so it's killer whale
Interconnected mating in midair does not make for a modest organism. Bastards flaunt it as if proving their arrogance. One of the only decent flying organisms is the worker bee, such a pure servantile creature capable of a perfect virginity and armed with self-sacrifice. Hoverflies are also based
I've found awesome orange nudibranchs in washed up kelp rhizomes. Searching within beached seaweed is an excellent way to find marine invertebrates.
There are dragon nudibranches that live in manowars but be careful because they eat jellyfish poison to make themselves hard to pick up. They fly like dragons on water surface when not hiding in tentacles though. Very good nudibranches.
Kind of hard to pick up anything when it's in a man-o-war's tentacles
dolphins are whales im pretty sure
Cats are fucking BASED le oldfags fucking UNITE
Cats will save this website in the end I'm telling you
They flop about on the beach sometimes too. Here is him floppy
Please stop posting here. Its over.
Here is him flying with no manowar
This is now a cat thread, post cozy cats.
No whales don't have teeth
Sperm whales do
They're misnamed crocodiles tho
i fucking love cats.sure they're little mobile environmental disasters. but they're the best thing in the world.
i like dogs too. they're both awesome. we don't deserve them.
they have nothing to do with crocodiles you silly man
Look at their jaw. It's a crocodile or at least an alligator
No, post nudibranches
ur right how could I have been so blind
It's an easy mistake, like forgetting cows were dolphins once
The human. No other animals are literate.
>cows were dolphins once
No cows stole that from nudibranches.
cat
have sex
I think you're the illiterate here - OP said "literary."
The dog. Man's best friend is by far the most Yea Forums animal. You can be homeless, disabled, or outcast but your dog will always love you
All pets are literally shit because you have to take care of their shit. I wouldn't have pets unless I had servants
Ravens
Pige
You know, some kind of meme animal. Like a donkey, or a penguin.
Those are for Welsh and Australian poets, respectively.