Ok Yea Forums, l saw this ad on xvideos for a website called unemployed professionals and apparently they do your essay for you for a fee.
Is this site complete bullshit or not?
Please say that it isn't because if it is, lm probably going to be in some deep shit soon.
Ok Yea Forums...
Jackson Martin
Brayden Wilson
I’ll write your paper, user. Just give me the details
Luke Davis
What's the topic? I will give you an outline for free
Lucas Brown
how much did you pay? i'm interested in this too.
Connor Turner
l have to write a 1500 word essay where l pick a theme from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and write about it.
So far l have one bit for $130 on the website.
Dylan Cox
please do report on the progress, because the website itself seems like an interesting premise.
Justin Hall
Ah, okay. So you're in high school.
Blake Ward
Sent ;)
Christopher Adams
My idea so far is taking the point of view that Frankenstein was actually the victim.
Alexander Martinez
Heres a list of examples from one of the papers provided to me:
Themes:
1. Promethean ambition or the consequence of irresponsibility in the pursuit of knowledge
2. Society as a negative impact on man
3. The destructive power of revenge
4. The nature of man is inherently good or evil
5. Creators have a responsibility to their creations
6. We have a natural fear of the unknown
7. Too much education can have negative effects
8. Free will governs our lives
9. Fate governs our lives
Symbols:
1. The color white / brilliant light
2. The Alps / Mount Blanc
3. Water / Ice
4. Lightning / Electricity
5. Nature
Literary Elements:
1. Irony
2. Antithesis (the contrast of ideas expressed within a statement or sentence)
a. Passion/Reason
b. Natural/Unnatural
c. Known/Unknown
d. Civilized/Savage
e. Masculine/Feminine
f. Beauty/Ugly
g. Good/Bad
h. Light/Dark
i. Heat/Cold
3. Allusion – Poems “Paradise Lost” Milton’s poetic retelling of man’s fall from innocence to painful knowledge. “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner” – Frankenstein like Mariner tells his story both as a warning and as a confession. (Prometheus, “Dante’s Inferno,” etc.)
4. Conflict
a. Interanl conflict
b. External conflict
Jason Bell
jesus
Adam Smith
Somebody plz respond tell me this site isn't a scam
Lucas Green
Ah so thats why that abnormally obnoxious thread was up yesterday.
Grayson Martinez
>saw this ad on xvideos
cumbrains are NOT welcome on Yea Forums
Josiah Howard
You'd be able to write your own essays with ease and enjoyment if you weren't a habitual masturbator porn addict.
Nolan Jackson
Imagine being unable to read a book.
Brody Flores
You must not know what universities are like these days
Ryan Powell
You can’t write... what, five pages? In a few hours? Jesus user
Leo Collins
Doesn’t everyone on literature excessively jerk off
Levi Myers
there are hundreds of these essay mills, some of them will even write your research papers or dissertations.
They're mostly used by rich chinese nationals who want to get tweaked and hammered literally every single night and physically can't do the work they signed up for. There was a big scandal about it in Australia a few years ago: baka.com.au
Daniel Harris
>baka.com
kek, replace with s m h (sydney morning herald)
John Russell
christ these sensors are still in place? No one has said baka, desu or senpai since like 2015
Nicholas Nguyen
oy vey
Jack Edwards
only site owner can change it and hiro isn't as involved as moot
Matthew Allen
baka desu senpai
Wyatt Myers
they are not censors, they are amusing word filters. You think the filter on s.0.y. was intended to stop people from saying that word?
Owen Rodriguez
upvote my post if you remember candyass roodypoo posting senpai
Benjamin Rodriguez
Wait, people are getting paid $100+ to write undergrad essays? I'm in the wrong line of work...
Evan Cruz
>Insinuating people who aren't completely lost are going to need the service in the OP.
Jordan Fisher
Your team is how society treats deviation from set norms and how it affects not the individual who is being discriminated but the society that does the discriminating.
There, you've got a 'creative' twist on an theme that everybody knows and that should give you enough room to ramble on about for about 4 pages or something.
Matthew Clark
Theme and not team obviously. and a theme and not an theme. There, I just saved you 130 bucks.