when is JESUS coming back ?
When is JESUS coming back ?
Luke Murphy
Alexander Foster
According to this man, whom I gave all my money to, so he can shelter us during the apocalypse, about two weeks.
Lincoln Phillips
Now.
Gabriel Brown
Soon according to the bible
Evan Stewart
Whenever we least suspect it, so probably not for like another 4000 years
Jace Torres
Nobody knows.
Jeremiah Wilson
He was never gone. Look inside your heart and you will find him.
Isaac Gomez
In physical form? soon.
Cameron Powell
Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
Luke Sanchez
>In modern times some traditional Indian religious leaders have moved to embrace Jesus as an avatar, or incarnation, of God. In light of this, the Indian guru Paramahansa Yogananda, author of Autobiography of a Yogi, wrote an extensive commentary on the Gospels published in 2004 in the two-volume set The Second Coming of Christ: The Resurrection of the Christ Within You. The book offers a mystical interpretation of the Second Coming in which it is understood to be an inner experience, something that takes place within the individual heart. In the introduction of this book, Yogananda wrote that the true Second Coming is the resurrection within you of the Infinite Christ Consciousness. Also stated in the Book of Luke - "Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you." (Luke 17:21)
Follow him out of the cave etc. etc.
Kevin Scott
L. Ron Hubbard was a BLACK man
Juan Wood
Only the Father knows.
Tyler Phillips
The digits don't lie, tybg
Ian Turner
You don't wanna be around when that happens. Jesus wants you to live in Heaven
Brody Nelson
there is no reason for him to come back since the true and final salvation can be found in the prophet (pbuh)
Charles Perry
Time is nothing to God, the apocalypse has already happened and the judgement made.
Levi Turner
The same day your Dad gets back from the grocery store.
Joseph Perez
>pbuh
fuck off muslim
Kayden Cruz
friday 24th may, 3pm
i've got it in my outlook
our team meeting is at 4pm so the second coming better not take too long. but israelis always gabble on so much in meetings
Isaac Perez
4000 to 2000 ~ Adam to Abraham
2000 to 0 ~ Abraham to Christ
0 to 2000 ~ Calvary to Second Coming
It will soon be exactly 2000 years since he died. He's coming back this time, bros.
Tyler Price
Meh the Muslims are more tolerable than the evangelical atheists. They at least are aware that they have a religion.
Jordan Diaz
yeah what is 911 compared to atheists being annoying online
Isaac Scott
Our Lady of Fatima said the final thing that will be attacked is "The Family". Could be very soon since it is getting mogged as we speak.
Jeremiah Thompson
911 at lesat was HILARIOUSE
atheists make me seethe
Carter Gutierrez
>per secula seculorum
Ethan Robinson
Pretty soon I think. I mean, we even have a cool, ecumenic pope now. Just a matter of time until the ocean turn into blood and heaven into fire.
Brayden Hall
That's not biblical fundamentalism, brainlet. It doesn't say that in the Bible. That's more of a trinitarian extrapolation.
Logan Fisher
French Revolution, Communism, abortion regime, etc.
Salafism, Wahhabism, and pan-Arabism are all on the same level but I don’t usually see their bullshit on Yea Forums, so I assume (wrongly maybe) that he’s a normal person with incorrect religious views.
Cameron Hill
>Not willing to risk eternity in the deepest circle of hell on the off chance you yourself are Jesus
Wow, what a team player
Austin Adams
>Communism
that has nothing to do with atheismus fuck off
Ian Barnes
If you get too caught up in the particular aesthetics of your religion you end up missing the broader point
There is no man in the clouds or a goateed ghost that wants to be your personal friend
Colton Myers
>Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism.
Or is there some lesson you would prefer to give Lenin on Communism?
Jace Powell
lenin didn't actually tip a fedora, he simply deemed religion to be incompatible with his ideology but it isn't all black and white, people can still profess their religion and also be filthy communists because those are unrelated things, it is the reason why christianity is well and alive in cuba
Noah Murphy
>consequentialist
even at their most violent, a muslim is closer to truth and therefore more enlightened and more valuable than an atheist
Xavier Gray
That would be news to my Cuban friends whose parents fled Fidel’s regime.
William Campbell
cool larp, what is the Mahdi