Divine """"Commedy""""

>Divine """"Commedy""""
>didn't even laugh once

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So read somthin’ else, Danny Devito

>Infinite Jest
>didn't even laugh once

I did as soon I realised he wrote the whole thing as a way to troll his political, personal and literary rivals, and expel pent up erotic energy over a pre-teen girl.

>The """"Gay""""" Science
>Not a single mention of pozz loads

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Why do people always try to make Dante sound like a pedo?

Because as an adult man he fell in love with a preteen girl?

Beatrice was at most one year younger than him

>anglos seeeeeeething because they know nobody of them has ever written or will ever write something as awesome as the Commedia.

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That's if you're a dirty angloid

>CIVIL War
>Everyone’s rude

True, but he remained in love with her and obsessed over her image well into an old age, despite never seeing her as an adult women, only ever encountering her as a child or a teenager.

Dante's the most overrated writer in history. Easily.

He saw her after she got married once.
But he was banging hookers by then and feeling too ashamed.
He was just using her for inspiration. Projecting everything for the sake of inspiration

That's Shakespeare.

>Homeric "Epic"
>my wife's son doesn't like it

Literally nothing pedo about idealizing your first crush. I'm sure he would have continued to love her as an old woman if she had ever reached that age.

How did you not laugh?

>The """"Great"""" Gatsby
>is actually a criminal with oneitis

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Came here to post this desu
>seeeeethe

>Read Moby Dick
>Narrator says "Call me Ishmael"
>Never actually call him Ishmael, instead refer to him as "narrator"

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>poet
>playwright

>>>"""writers"""

>Devito
DeVito.

Poet is like Writer+

You didn't laugh at Dante's thanking god for having seen people be torn apart? Or when the malebranche farted?
What about when Muhammed was shown cut open to his asshole?
Some people have no taste

>banging hookers
What vulgar hetero slang.

>too retarded to understand the sophisticate and subtle humour of Dante
why are amerimutts like this?

Because you didn't live in Dante's time ya big dummy

>A circle in hell where people get thrown into an actual shitpit
how did you not laugh?

I don't understand.... I was laughing from the first word
>Midway
LMAO

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>reading translations
Yikes!

> Too retarded to discern what is satire and what is real
Why are Eurofags like this?

Poetry is the purest form if literature.

t. hooker who has been banged

What did you expect? These "people" genuinely believe Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle are great comedians.

Louis CK was and is the best comedian.

>one hundred years of “””””solitude”””””
>book takes place in a village

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>""""false"""" gods
>all of the gods are literally real

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> moby dick
> isn’t about some little gangster’s genitalia

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just leaving this here in case y'all don't know:
etcweb.princeton.edu/dante/pdp/

If the jest is infinite, you never get to the punchline. That's what makes it funny

>The red and the black
No interracial gay relationship between a Black and an Indian.

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>Dagon
>does not deal 400/500/600/700/800 magic damage at the cost of 120/140/160/180/200 mana

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Nice

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an interminable train / of souls pressed on, so many that I wondered / how death could have undone so great a number

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>of mice and men
>no mice

>a farewell to arms
>no double amputee

>don quijote de la mancha
>it's not about a mancha's quijote

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