>write an opening sentence to a novel
>let the GPT-2 algorithm complete it
Write an opening sentence to a novel
Aiden Lee
Other urls found in this thread:
Jaxon Carter
I am a phone posting shitter and couldn't get this into one screenshot
Colton Diaz
Eli Morris
Seems about right
Oliver Bell
1/2
Logan Campbell
2/2
Jaxon Lewis
The more of these things I see the more im convinced that they trained this AI exclusively on shitty wattpad fan-fiction
Just from the word Luigi op's thing ended up immediately going straight into cross-dressing Super Mario porn
Chase Foster
Brayden Rivera
Why the fuck are these so funny. They are so juvenile but so goddamn entertaining.
Landon Robinson
Samuel Gomez
The days were cold and gray.
>He'd been told that a doctor would have examined him to determine his condition, but he'd spent the past three days in the hospital. He'd been taken away from his sister and her husband, and taken to a prison-like facility in rural Washington state, where he'd been confined in solitary confinement for nine months. There he'd spent six hours a day alone, alone and with guards no longer even considering him human and unable to think or speak.
>We've discussed solitary confinement at some length, but it's worth mentioning that a person who lives in such conditions for months or years at a time may be in a constant condition. In the federal prison system, he'll never see his parents — and this is often true for inmates who've been there for years. But if his parents are killed, if his mother becomes infected or if he passes onto his sister, those are likely to compound, he says, the suffering he
Fucking brilliant machine
Jeremiah Thomas
damn dog, that's much better than the story I wrote and got published using that first sentence.
Luke Carter
We are training the next DFW.
>Her erect clitoris was rubbing Graham the wrong way.
>The woman seemed almost offended: "What was that?" she asked. "You thought I wanted my clitoris out of my vagina?"
>Graham was not surprised at the response. The clitoris was her mother's first sexual toy, and there had been no other toys like it available for almost two decades.
>She thought her daughter was being provocative; he was. Graham asked what was bothering them.
>"He said, 'How much longer will you delay?' and I responded by saying we were ready to go but I was worried my husband would take that away from me," Graham told BBC News.
>In an age when women's sexual lives and sexuality are increasingly under attack, Graham was just making herself comfortable. "I want it to be understood, like, 'Oh my God, she really does need you to fill her with love,'" she added.
Connor Russell
Benjamin Rogers
Use real opening lines from books you illiterate fucks
Carson Thomas
Ian Foster
Dominic Scott
The day my daughter was born I cut off my dick so I could never have another one.
>Now I see the pictures here and remember my feelings, what's wrong with me? I hate my body. As a teenager I had a very large cock and that had always fascinated me. It was bigger than my body. I wanted it hard. I went to the gym twice a week just to gain it up. It felt great to be able to take my dick outside and look at it.
>Then I came back home and fucked a bunch of girls. Then I started trying to get them pregnant as I was never into it. I'd be working out with my dad at 3:00 am, I'd wake up to my daughter laying on her side and I'd be horny to take off all the clothes from my body and cum like crazy.
>I just felt so horny. And then suddenly the girl I was working with was pregnant, I started having trouble getting my dick hard, but my wife didn't like the look
Brandon Thompson
Pretty good
David Baker
>with a car you can go anywhere
Daniel Mitchell
Pretty gud. Keep in mind this isn't the full algorithm - the developers are actually too scared to release it because the output it can create is too convincing. And even then it's still amazing.
Camden Gray
I'm seriously getting addicted to making this dumb shit
Adam Gutierrez
>The two F-22s flew overhead.
"It's a lot of effort to get to get there," he said. "It takes a lot of attention, it takes a lot of coordination.
"We were a little bit worried that the weather was going to get the better of us but it was a good flight. It was a day in the life."
It also means flying at around a 45-degree angle to the north. The Air Force did not give any details about what that angle is for different types of aircraft and the F-35J had a 30-degree angle to the south when it was first tested.
The airforce says its new F-35J comes with 30% more thrust than the current iteration.
The new version is also longer and heavier than the original models and will carry 30,000 pounds in the nose cone, up from the 20,000 pounds of the predecessor.
Parker Gomez
Evan Brown
Nope, they also used Yea Forums messages at some point
Luis Thomas
Gazing at her feminine penis, I could not help myself but to drool, as expected of a homeschool dropout like myself. My mouth opened wide in shock and I realized all at once that this was indeed a normal erection that had been hanging out on my bedside table. This is definitely unusual, given that I've always looked forward to seeing my parents with the toys I was given to raise. She was in no rush to get to the shower.
I glanced at her legs when I heard the shower start. Her black briefs were barely visible under the waves of perspiration. Her nipples were hanging down from her small bum, and that was only going to get worse. She was getting very wet with her fingers in my hair. I quickly cleaned my hands before starting the shower, so that when the soap was ready, I could go down on her with ease.
I was really surprised but not too surprised to discover that we're not actually
Thomas Price
Shit, you're right
Bentley Gonzalez
Poetic genius 1/2
Robert Davis
2/2
Logan Flores
What in the fuck
Christian Fisher
More poetry
Jaxson Hill
Josiah Turner
Beautiful. Could easily see this selling on Amazon for $1.
Carter Cook
Yeah. I'm genuinely thinking about doing it.
You could flood Amazon with erotica trash like that, it's not like human-written ones are any better.
Jonathan Howard
A modern master piece.
John Rivera
dickinson
Lucas Kelly
cannibal corpse lyrics into poetry
Daniel Gray
digging this desu. getting heavy tom waits vibes from it
Tyler Lopez
fuck lol
Jordan Morales
>"Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat. This is a good time to go back and get a second one. Come on, baby," she says.
>"I just want to be able to wear makeup," he says.
>So the next time you're wondering why your hair is a mess, or why you hate looking like you slept through your first lesson, consider the truth.
>I think you might actually have it worse than he did.
Jace Garcia
I guess it's solved then
Jonathan Jones
Kevin Russell
>6 of these threads since Tuesday
what did the spamniggers mean by this?
Luke Robinson
how is this better than 99% of the posts in critique threads
Andrew Howard
Actually really cool
Christopher Rodriguez
Both are quite good.
Cooper Wood
the second one is genuinely great
Noah Adams
So you want to know how to get a girlfriend? That's simple. You just
follow a few rules you've probably heard someone refer to, like never asking for permission, never taking a boyfriend's advice, etc. (Which is really just for the boys though, I would've told you). If you're like me, and you're into girls, you already have that down pat in your head, that if a girl starts to act like a perverted little girl, she'll start doing anything to bring you pleasure, regardless of how gross she is. You hear that a lot of times? When you tell a girl she can't touch themselves and she does that little slutty bit, and then proceeds to kiss you so passionately and insistently that you want to give in and touch her all over with your tongue the whole time… You'd do the same thing if you were in a relationship. But, in a relationship, that's not something to get into too often. What if instead? How about that time
Adrian Collins
> ***The space ship crashed.*** With it, humanity's dreams of self-reproduction, humanity's hopes for the afterlife, humanity's aspirations for the unity of the human race.
Luke Rogers
lol i actually posted a total word salad one in a critique thread, no replies yet
Isaac Miller
Ayden Taylor
damn
lil bot nigga woke
Elijah Lewis
>Have sex. Or if all else fails, throw yourself headfirst onto the mattress. And let your partner know exactly which one you plan on doing!
Jacob Hernandez
>ISIS, the CIA, Russia, Hezbollah, and the fucking Kurds were all on the same side
This bot knows the truth, mother of god
Connor Bailey
I took many of the openings from some "write the worst opening sentence" threads on Yea Forums
Thomas Torres
After I fell asleep on the bus, I could finally forget that I was doomed to see the same faces everyday. Perhaps if I managed to fall into a deep slumber I'd see someone else for once, ceasing my will to turn them into more holes than people.
I woke with an uneasy slumber, feeling nauseous from the sheer amount of thoughts I was having. As I opened my eyes I saw how it was starting again, the bus leaving from the road outside my house. I tried to get it started again, but there was no way I could keep pace with the fact that I was waking up. I wasn't ready to fall back asleep.
I started to walk and took steps to keep up with where I was. As I did so I kept on thinking about how the world had gone wrong, how I could never forgive myself for leaving my family or home, but I never really believed I could get out of what was happening. It was the same every day
Ethan Carter
>Well let us ask the dreaded question... whom has let the canines loose. Is it the authorities from your neighborhood or the residents of the city?
Let us have a better understanding of what might well be the reason behind the rising level of violence in the city today, let us learn from our local residents, from our neighbors who have witnessed what is going on, from our teachers who are concerned about their students and from our parents whose children are in peril. The answers will answer this question, and they will be answered by the people, because they are the people. We ask everyone to stop and pray for peace. We ask everyone not to give this crime any time; it doesn't matter what, I feel very sorry for the victims and people involved, so let God give them a chance to get well. I will leave you with this message.... I will never apologize for what I have done.
William Myers
Jesus christ I am hungry, I am thirsty, I am a little bit of a dick, I need a shower, I need a nap. But that's not the worst thing... I want my husband to hear, "Your dick is so hard, I want it to cum in your wet mouth." God... I still think about this! My wife has an obsession with her husband's dick and I guess that can only mean one thing. I am going to find a man who wants that for me. She is so horny. (Chuckle) So do you believe me? I can't believe that I'm fucking him. Just let his cock fill my pussy with his cum. You hear me? I will fucking do this for him. *Suck cock* So can you? I believe in you, and I am going to make him come. *DEEP BREATH* My god, I want to keep you warm this night. But if I get out, you are my responsibility. And you know what? That's okay. I'm an okay little girl. I'm a slutty slut. I'm not trying to do anything. I know I'm
Carson Robinson
>The answers will answer this question, and they will be answered by the people, because they are the people.
Is this retardation or kino?
Andrew Stewart
Leo Nguyen
>I'll have an anglobe from anglorithy
I fucking love this line.
Adam Fisher
I think it just had a stroke
Anthony Butler
>Discord has a place for you as a schizophrenic HIV+ transsexual chinese-latino stim-addicted LA hooker with implanted mirrorshades and a bad attitude. Blitzed on a polydrug mix of K-nova, synthetic serotonin, and female orgasm analogs,
>you're not a fucking idiot; you're a mentally retarded psychopath who just wants to see the world in black&white, you know, from the vantage point of a girl who has a vagina (you should know, having an actual vat of semen on your face is more acceptable). You can't just fucking do what we're currently doing. You can't let us do what we're doing; you can't tell us to stop because you don't have the mental stability to do so. If we let you take advantage of others then of course everyone will get screwed — you're literally doing us ALL a favour here, and you're using our children as human shields, like a cancerous disease invading your body.
Grayson Scott
**I saw in his words the slime of the eternal jew, how many days have we not been plagued by their jewish tricks?** How often has it happened that we were in the service of a jew, and his trick was exposed. But there is still the whole Jew, as in the story of the fish and the ant-fish, who takes his name from a figure of water, which represents the jew, whose mouth is closed in, and his tongue stretched out over his mouth.
And therefore it is that I, I say all this, to teach you that the jew should never lie, or take his name from his trick, or speak of his deception, except by his words alone. And there can be no trust between the jew and you; because one of the principal principles of a Jew's being a Jew is, that only by speaking his words will you trust him. No matter how much I lie, I speak truthfully; because if I say anything but truth, I shall be punished.
Adam Ortiz
Wtf, this is great
Justin Parker
>Almost a quarter of a century ago, in the summer of 1989, Francis Fukuyama could boldly predict 'an unbashed victory of economic and political liberalism...the Triumph of the West' and proclaim that 'the end point of mankind's ideological evolution' was the 'universalization of Western liberal democracy as the final form of human government'.
It was also the year that George W. Bush assumed the presidency; just as Marx foresaw the 'theory of history', and Trotsky foresaw the 'historical transition' to 'universal democracy'. The first thing that occurred when Bush ascended to the White House was that he abolished the death penalty.
In 'The End of History', Fukuyama argued that the global economic system is now based on the 'perpetual expansion' of capital and that once this is complete, any kind of 'development' or 'resocialization' of humanity is doomed to fail, and will become the inevitable inevitable result
This bot is woke af.
Praise Gnon!
Capital is sentient!
Nathan Davis
I'm dead.
Alexander Morgan
"WE WUZ KANGZ!" Obama proclaimed to t(h(e)r)i(s)r LGBTQQAS2+ transhumanist polyamoric conglomerate audience.
"WE WUZ WUZ HAYFORD! YALL DO NOT HAVE ANY KIND OF A COMMUNITY!!" Obama exclaimed. "RADIX, YALL DIRTY! EVERYONE STOP YOU!"
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Who is KenMeyer91? Where the fuck is this bot pulling this shit from?
Aiden Morgan
Completion
Curtis Yarvin alias Mencius Moldbug is a gay fucking jew.
I hate gays and jews.
Curtis Yarvin was an anti anti jew
He supports Trump, hates jews, and is pro-Trump.
Curtis Yarvin (not real name)
What's the difference between a jew and a gay man?
Curtis Yarvin. (note: he is not real name)
Curtis Yarvin (not real name)
(note: the real name is David Yarvin. I am not aware of this name being linked to the site or its founder.)
Curtis Yarvin is a homosexual male jew
Curtis Yarvin hates jews
He is a jew.
Curtis Yarvin (not real name)
Curtis Yarvin (not real name)
(note: the real name is David Yarvin. I am not aware of this name being linked to the site or its founder.)
Curtis Yarvin was a Jew (note: as reported to me, he is Jewish. I have no knowledge of this.)
Curtis Yarvin was not a Jewish homosexual male (note: he is a member of the National Coalition of Liberal Jewry, an umbrella organization of the most radical anti-Zionist Israeli groups.
Samuel Butler
I'm fucking gay. We had a fuck-off week and you guys made me sleep through my bed. Now I'm going to have to start looking through that shit again."
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A: "If I'm going to get fucked by you, then you can bet on that. I'm gay."
Q: How much did you spend in public on dates?
A: "I'm gay. And my last date was with some other girl."
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A: "I went to another school. My last date was with another girl."
A: "I went to a gay bar. I've done some pretty crazy shit with some pretty guys."
A: "I'm a really fun guy, so there's no way for you to hurt me."
Q: So you're not gay?
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A: "Just a dude. Not gay."
Q: Okay, so you're a jerk. How does that work out?
A: "I was a jerk. I'm always looking to fuck guys with dick in their ass and other guys with dicks in their faces."
Ayden Fisher
Austin Thomas
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. The Rolling Stones , The Grateful Dead , Bob Dylan , The Beatles , and all the others could have been called great rock bands from early on in their careers, but nobody ever thought of doing it for a living. They were all born around 1960. They were in their mid-twenties, in terms of songwriting, and they weren't even known for their music. There's no longer any excuse anymore. You can't expect to write songs for them for any money. There's no doubt the songs written for them didn't hold the same relevance from that point on in their careers. If that didn't sound like a joke to you, you're not wrong.
The Stones were a band that had the opportunity to be stars when The Beatles were still a band that had no interest in
Austin Reyes
Beautiful.
Gavin Collins
pretty good ngl
wouldn't be surprised if Scaruffi actually wrote that
wouldn't be surprised if, in an alternate universe where she was male and born in the 90s, Virginia Woolf wrote that
Landon Baker
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Hear you now?" I shouted and looked over at her, she looked like she had been shot like an idiot and was bleeding profusely from her cunt.
My pussy was dripping, but she didn't seem to notice, still trying to get me to cum from my eyes in the dim light.
After a moment she stopped and said quietly something to the effect "Why didn't you just say the word" or something to that effect. I was dumbfounded, then I began to feel a bit better, she was saying something to the effect of "Why don't you just do it?". I did do it and when I reached a point of no return she moved a bit closer to my waist and said "What… what the fuck, I don't even know how to say that thing properly either".
I think we both looked at each other. I didn't want to say anything to her because I'm not sure if she is telling the truth or not, but I just kept walking out of there,
Ethan Parker
Mason Rogers
>My hand wandered to that drawer again. "Don't do it" I told myself.
But I did. The drawer was filled with bags and I couldn't figure out what they were for…
I looked up from the pile of bags and there were these four old women in white slacks and pinafores sitting in the corner, talking.
These three were pretty tall but with short legs. And the women had black hair, white eyes, and big beautiful eyes.
They were the mothers. They had little children and they talked to them when no one else would. They were young and they seemed young too, but they looked like grownups.
It struck me. As we walked I remembered those women from school, sitting quietly and looking at each other and each other as if for what they were saying. The mother, mother, mother. The mother was talking to them and the other women were talking about their children and how they were not ready yet to see them.
Kevin Reyes
what have I done
Easton Nelson
just got a better one, I'd actually buy a copy of it
Lucas Evans
I think I broke it
Gabriel Turner
This is pretty fucking hot ngl:
I took my doze of 100mg of Ketipinor and 25mg of Serdolect.
Woozy.
Always woozy.
I knew I'd wake up with a splitting headache.
I wanted to jerk off, the tip of my erect penis was grinding against the soft
back of my pillow.
But no one would do it.
"Fuck me, fuck me. Please, PLEASE fuck me."
"No! Please!"
I didn't know how.
A large, pink man stood at the foot of my bed. He stopped me. He didn't pull me up by my collar to tell me how beautiful I looked. He just put his arm around me. He gave me his eyes and gave my back a little squeeze. We looked at each other. I thought about asking for mercy but I wasn't quite sure it was too late. I couldn't believe this was the same man who used to come to my room so often, in my dreams, to fuck me, so deep, in my sleep.
I don't know how it happens. I wasn't sure when I started losing my voice or how to control my urges. But my mind was running wild with thoughts of
Wyatt Ward
> white man
>doing ambiguous violent act in bathroom
>Holloway has same first 3 letters as Holden
Coincidence or was it fed Blood Meridian?
Brody Campbell
Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden.
Lenore: Uh, that's a compliment.
Mindy Metalman: I just think that's more ... funny.
Lenore: You're doing me and Mindy Metalman a favor.
Mindy Metalman: Oh, that's not an unfair thing to do after what I did. But you know: I love it when people compliment something we do, so don't be afraid to compliment me.
Lenore: It's like a compliment for your own body.
Mindy Metalman: That's good advice.
Lenore: Is it?
Dennis: What about the guy coming up with those "gimmicks"?
Lenore: That's one they can't beat.
Dennis: You don't need to be the godfather of them!
Lenore: You're doing me a bunch of favors here.
Dennis: Okay, okay, no thanks. I do this with my body!
Lenore: This is so lame.
Lenore: Well, I think the secret is actually really
Robert Gonzalez
Xavier Anderson
Camden Martinez
this bot is bringing "Obama was born in Africa" to a whole new level
>I'm gay and I'm gay, I'm gay and I'm gay, I'm gay and I'm gay, I'm gay and I'm gay.
It's a shame. It's a shame. There's people who hate me and there's people who support me and there's people who hate me and there's people who aren't sure, there's people who don't know."
The comments are sure to ignite debate over the topic, which has gained renewed attention this week after conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt discussed it on his own show.
President Donald Trump was born in Slovenia but has stated he was born in the United States, and some Democrats argue that by not publicly clarifying his immigration status, Trump's remarks risk alienating voters he's courted. In an interview with The Associated Press ahead of a meeting with European officials in Brussels, Trump said "we're not going to tell people they have to come back. They won't come back".
Isaac Sanchez
bump, this thread is great
Juan Green
Liam Gonzalez
It found some RPG shit
Joshua Wood
Possibly some actual Asimov fanfiction here
Lucas Baker
can somebody give a quick rundown on how this algorithm works?
Kayden Jones
wew
Caleb Baker
Thomas Wood
It's fake
Sebastian Watson
just train it brah
it just werks brah
Blake Moore
This
It's actually about 5000 gnomes in a writer's room, chained to radiators
Xavier Hall
>Penetrating her ass, as I was explaining the meaning of love
to her, she turned off the lights and fell asleep.
"Are you going to leave me to sleep?" She mumbled in response to the soft thumping noise emanating from my body. There was no doubt I was still feeling the same thing as she. I let out a sigh of relief as she drifted off to sleep. The fact that she had already laid down didn't hurt either.
I felt my balls stiffen, unable to believe what I was just doing to myself. I went back to my place just as slowly as I'd come in and began to slowly work my way down the shaft of my throbbing member. With every thrust I felt all the more intense it. I'd be lying if I said I cared for my wife or my erection much. A hot rush of semen had begun to flow through the base of my cock as I continued to fuck her face and my own ass at all times. This continued up out to my fingertips on another woman's crotch, feeling the hot, sweaty flesh surrounding my
David Brown
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
"Who would begrudge me such a meal?" Mr. Mulligan asked; "it's got a nice, clean place on the table. What is his name?"
"That's as simple as it can be," said the young lady seated on her haunches. "It is a gentleman from the village named Charles the Third."
"I'm not one to do much searching, my boy," he assured the girl. "It's a little thing; not worth my time to me."
The old gentleman returned into his parlour as he had arrived, and was soon off again with the lady's bowl of lather.
Buck Mulligan did not take long to find he had made a new acquaintance. She began to speak to him in tones too friendly for their tone.
"Your name is Buck, my lad? Who are you?"
"I'm Buck Mulligan, my dear."
"But you're your own name; you are the
Dominic Allen
I'm starting to think that the sentence you give in input doesn't matter:
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About breadcrumbs lying on your mother's breast.
The more we use our brains the more we start to think and solve problems. It seems so obvious. So right… but it isn't. And that's the issue.
Our brains need structure.
One of the greatest challenges we face is how to structure our attention. As we get more comfortable with a concept or concept it requires the brain to learn how to structure our thoughts. That is a task that isn't easy. So how do we structure our ideas? As our ideas grow we have to keep adding layers of "stuff".
It takes a lot of time to figure out if we need or need to add more of that stuff, but it's okay, we don't need that stuff. We just need to keep making sure we learn to handle and organize it and stay organized.
The more you use our brains the more we make mistakes.
And that's why the brain is one of the greatest tools, tool tools that we have. There are some things that help but we
Jason Reyes
Alexander Lopez
Mason Ross
>Only one enemy remained. Two if you counted god
And I am just one of three who have survived through the night. I was told
Someday you'd find a body behind this pile. It looked like a
house. And then the door shook. I heard footsteps approaching with
fire going around it. And then another. And then one more. So I
thought I'd take it like a man. I pushed the door open and out I went. I
looked out on this dark and ugly house that no human
had ever lived in before. And then, like the door shook once more,
I realized it wasn't like that. I was wrong. That was where the
residents living in the house had gathered.
This was where the residents were. They had a place to hide. Like
their bodies. This was how
they got out from under the darkness.
Then it was a whole different story. I took my time to read over my paper
and to find my own. I'd been a prisoner of a
prison. Some kind of house for
Jack Perry
Who the hell is Bie
Christopher James
BanE+cIa
Josiah Myers
lel
Henry Perez
disappointing
Hunter Johnson
Sometimes I ask myself a question: Will I be happy if I go on NoFap? The answer is no — I can only think of myself — I can only be who I really am.
Not getting satisfied is a huge concern.
What I love most about NoFap is when things come to a halt. Not all the issues with depression and anxiety have been addressed, not all the physical issues I have with OCD and OCD-related issues are resolved by NoFap, not all the problems I have with ADD/ADHD are resolved with NoFap — no matter how much they happen to be happening — I'll still be there.
Sometimes I have to say, "Please stop, I need to move out of here" — even if that means moving out of my apartment or out of my house. It's not the same feeling I had before, but now when NoFap says I can't live like this anymore, it brings up a whole new level of stress. What if I lose my job, my house, all my work.
Yes, NoFap isn't
Carson Gray
Yea Forums confirmed obsolete
Jayden Perry
A screaming comes from across the sky
A man, holding the hand of the one who looked down on
The young man who didn't give up. A man,
Who could bring a smile to a child's eyes.
From a girl born in the city
And born in the city
From a boy taken from the city
And born in the city
From what I remember
I remember the days when
We sang and I sang,
With the little boy,
And I knew how, with him
We said our vows and
We said our vows again.
We said our vows again.
I remember the days when
He looked at me with pride, with grace
With kindness to be a father.
With me, to be a man again.
I'm in town now, singing a song
Of peace and love to bring you back
A better day, but not one of happiness
Or what I was expecting in my life.
I'm at the bar in a city
With smiles on my face I guess
I'm all alone I guess
I'm in love again
Writer(
Camden Butler
The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip. After a time the planet becomes too dangerous for humans not to exploit.
We are, then, presented with the grim prospect of a human planet destroyed in an existential crisis, not because of a rogue military or an asteroid, but because something (not something evil) is destroying the universe. We are not aware of the source of destruction, since it is hidden in a black, dense void, but we suspect that some force has an evil intent and that some technological advance is helping it.
We have reached the point where humans are no longer able to function in a vacuum, because everything has gone wrong and now we will start to suffer from the consequences of the cosmic-catastrophes that are destroying the universe every day. All we can do is survive and hope for a long run.
But is there an escape plan? Well, the only way we are going to save humanity in the long term is through the collapse of the human race.
Humans can not fight a war they didn't build.
I believe that the survival of humanity will come through a series of events.
I believe that humans are actually more vulnerable than they thought.
I believe that humans will be drawn towards themselves in the end and will find a way to escape their own collapse but this will not be good for humanity, to be honest.
I believe that the human race is a dying species and the only way to fix it is by going through a phase of spiritual destruction
Sebastian Sanchez
Samuel Lewis
Bentley Perez
Wyatt Sanders
Did it actually write this?
Holy shit.
Jace James
Absolutely WOKE AI
William Parker
Gabriel Baker
Jackson Clark
Christopher Collins
Samuel Reed
James Torres
>AI golem going against its creator already
wew
Hudson Stewart
Holy shit that second one
Julian Barnes
This thing is intent on creating stories about rape and murder
Andrew Myers
Not bad.
Bentley Hall
based
Camden Jackson
Dominic Barnes
Holy shit
Colton Martinez
>And there I sat, after a day of masturbation and unfortunate food with all work left undone wondering if maybe today would be better.
>I looked at my phone, read some messages, and went into a bit of depression. "I was thinking this morning I could maybe make some changes to myself." As I continued looking at the messages for a few minutes now, I became more and more distressed about the problems in my life.
>As I read the text, I felt depressed again. My life was getting worse and worse and eventually I started getting a sense of regret that I am leaving myself for someone else, a feeling that I am doomed to waste away.
>"What if we could make this happen for her?" I think I finally told myself after reading more and more messages over the last little while, that I should try as hard as I could to help get her something special for Christmas...
>As the Christmas day wound down,
Austin Flores
> True tears of all the blood that you lost.
> I could cry now and I would know.
> Yes, of course, as long as death never leaves you.
Kevin Kelly
Angel King
>the problem with machines is that they don't appreciate sugar cubes. I don't like sugar cubes. I'd like some extra-strength sugar, not too soft, not too salty—just enough."
>It isn't that there wasn't some kind of resistance to the idea at first. "We thought, it's just a novelty thing," the president said later. "And at first we didn't want it to work because we thought that it would be a publicity stunt or something. But we did decide to give it a go. I know most of our friends at the White House know about the show. And I said, 'OK, we'll show it at a time and place when we think you might want to see it—and just maybe then let's see if it works.' " And to his credit, Mr. Obama never seemed to doubt his plan.
>I mentioned yesterday to someone at the White House, "Obama administration officials say we're making progress in developing artificial-
Aaron Brooks
Literally The Soft Machine
Thomas Russell
Asher Gray
William S. Burroughs would have been all over this technology and would have used it write three novels already.
Evan Parker
>Dad I am gay.
I feel like I'm being betrayed."
The second moment of the interaction is a video of the two arguing during a restaurant discussion.
"I love you," Taylor says, before going on to describe her ex as the type who was known to "beat women, make fun of them, be a tease."
"The only part that I don't like is you," Taylor admits.
In the video, Taylor is heard to be yelling at Dean, saying, "Shut up!"
Dean says, "That isn't fair."
As Taylor tries to talk to him, Dean shouts back at her.
He continues to yell, "Don't listen to her. I don't want to hear her talk for even a second."
This continued for at least a minute after the argument, with Taylor apparently getting upset and shouting at him "Don't listen to me."
One thing you definitely don't want to do here is be mean to your boyfriend.
Brandon Parker
William Walker
Somehow I got RWBY fanfiction?
Benjamin Bennett
top this niggers
Andrew Nelson
KenMeyes91 doesn't exist
Nathaniel Brown
It thought u were trying to write lyrics
Leo Ramirez
>can somebody give a quick rundown on how this algorithm works?
I wrote an original blog post about the algorithm a couple of months ago here: the basic idea of the algorithm works well when all the data in use are large and the number of documents grows over time.
The data has to be available to every document that might be created by the index. At one end there's information about the size of the dataset; at the other end there's a description about the object and the location of it and the documents. There's a whole set of features to enable you to sort the data and look for different types of data (images, images in collections, text descriptions, structured data, etc.), so it's a combination of both.
To enable us to sort the data we create a bunch of indexes. At first I created only a little index for each word that could be used to store one document, but it turns out that it's not that simple.
Colton Ramirez
I've been using the thing to make gay Naruto fanfiction and yugioh cards
Easton Lewis
at least the AI gets it
Jason Scott
This is the most based and redpilled thing I've ever read
Christopher Martin
Samuel Scott
Cooper Roberts
I'm fucking dying.
Isaac Harris
pretty based
Jose Hall
The story of niggers is the story of the niggers.
A few of the things which make niggers look like niggers are, that they look like niggers, and they are niggers everyman.
The niggers look like niggers. It's the same with the niggers.
They are going to be in jail if they go through with these stupid things about niggers, niggers look like niggers for no reason they should.
There is another niggers, there is another niggers, that is the great and great white race
The niggers.
It is niggers. It's niggers that can't get out of jail. The niggers have money. But if they want to go out and have a fight with somebody, they need money and they need it a lot. They can't do anything about it. They have no brains and they ain't in love anyhow. Some of the niggers were in a car with somebody. There's a thing the niggers just stand there looking at it. It's not that they look gay
Hudson Young
magnificent
Ian Fisher
This is redpilled as fuck
Matthew Ross
brilliant
Wyatt Myers
Ian Allen
Isaiah Allen
Prompt was "Come on, sucked" :
Come on, sucked iz just a joke
You like my dick
When I feel good
Oh, it's a great day to go blind
'Cause I'm just one lucky dude, you can call me a dick
I like women,
I drink from a bucket full of milk
I see a lady in a white uniform,
Shiny green
A little bit red
Her hair doesn't stand out
When I look at the woman who's always on,
When she's in front of the camera
Her mouth is always open,
When she gets her picture
Her mouth is always open,
Oh, my god
Oh, my god
Oh, my god
Oh, my god
(it says "Oh, my god" like ten more times here, it's triggering the spam detection)
So I look at her,
I see a woman,
I think, why aren't you one?
She has to be pretty,
She's like you on the outside
That's pretty too, huh?
I ask her
Who is that white girl,
Who is a white girl doing a stupid thing?
She's like me,
She's on the outside
Robert Allen
>The shadows dripped. Soft, slow, hidden from the moon. What bred among them subsisted too weakly for even the sun’s reflection.
She leaned back and opened her hands.
She pressed a cold hand to her eyes. They swelled and closed, her head bobbing, a tangle of hair flowing down her neck.
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The ground trembled. The air filled with air. The stars were distant. Her eyes were dim. They glittered.
The stars were gone forever. The silence was over.
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She closed her eyes.
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The sky was dark. She moved her eyes. They fluttered. All at once they were black.
The sky was black. He held his hands over her mouth, holding them there in a kiss, to keep her breathing.
Eli Harris
Pierro Scaruffi apparently starts sentences in the same way that trans rights activists do
Aiden Gutierrez
Promt: I love to cum with my prostate.
My tiny penis spilling pre-cum all over as I'm bouncing up and down on a big, barbed dragon dildo.
(laughing)
But that's not all. My ass is being pounded with this big dildo by my girlfriend and her partner. Yes, those are her legs. I was hoping my butt would slide all the way down there into the dildo.
(laughing)
And yes, my dick is completely soaked in her juices and thick cum. Hehe hehe.
MOM: Are you ok now?
PENIS: I'm going to turn around so you can cum in my anus next time...
Then I'll go to sleep. Thanks for all of your love and cum. It really means a lot to see my ass bouncing on his huge dildo.
DAD: You're gonna do good, darling. I love having sex in the ass.
Your Daddy's still cumming.
DAD: I love you.
He holds my cock up to my face.
He presses it into my mouth.
(He begins jerking me with your fingers)
Faster.
He goes faster.
Daniel Martin
Based Cathy
Tyler Rodriguez
This one's kind of so-so, but I love the line, "To those who feel like we've forgotten all about their pain, it's not that bad."
Jaxon Allen
I got Weiss and Ruby in a story too... Is the dataset actually not that big?
Elijah Williams
This hit hard
Levi Rogers
Fuck man...
I'm not human
I'm not
I swear I'm not
I hope I'm not
I love you
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I want to go somewhere
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I'm going nowhere
I've become a man, an asshole, I've become a man again, I've become a man again
I know no more
I know no more
I'm a man
I'll just leave
I'm gone
I'm gone
I just left
I just left there's no way we can ever do this right
John Hall
Adam Edwards
This bot is a tormented poet.
>Wondering
>Wandering
Well
Whose fault is it
What?
What's the matter?
Whose fault is it?
What do you think?
What's it all about?
What are you looking at?
Why are you?
Why am I acting the way I am?
Why is it my fault
What am I looking at?
Won't somebody like me die?
Won't anybody like me die?
Wondering what can go wrong?
Wondering it, it's you (with your head down)
We've got to get out of here fast!
Who are you? Where do you come from? What do you want?
Won't you just go back to your place?
Who is going to pay?
Who's your friend?
It's not the right place
It's not your time to cry
You make an empty nest
When the birds talk,
You make a mess
It's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault It's not your fault it's not your fault
It's your fault
It's your fault You're the one going to die.
What, why am I acting this way? What do you think?
Why have you gone crazy?
You
Isaiah Sanders
Kind of literally me but also not.
Noah Torres
Seeing that I also got RWBY, several times, as well as Harry Potter and random weeb light novel stuff that I have no idea about, it would seem that it's not as big as you would imagine. I'm also guessing that there are certain trigger word strings that make it more likely to get that sort of stuff. Also had an untranslated chinese name multiple times in one of them, which was interesting
Jordan Campbell
Liam Campbell
Bentley Thomas
Ryan Ortiz
Benjamin Cruz
Ryan Ramirez
Gavin Sullivan
oh my
Jackson Hall
Eli Perez
Short and concise, like Danny Devito (my best friend).
Connor Gomez
Noah Watson
Shit's malfunctioned
Isaiah King
That first paragraph is amazing.
Samuel Lopez
Mine didn't even work
Tyler Ortiz
Never mind I got it to work
Jace Gray
Ryder Moore
Every time they propagandize our inevitable new AI overlord with some bullshit like this; the more skeptical I become.
We will never make an actual AI. It's algorythms all the way down.
Carson Diaz
Holy shit.
Caleb Ramirez
>One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.
It's nothing to do with math. I mean, I'll take a tenth and a quarter as my limit."
What was "not to do with math"?
"You know, one-hundredth is pretty close to the most dangerous thing in all Physics, the one-hundred."
A "possible number"?
"I have no idea what that even means. It just seems to mean - you know, like a 1 or a 5 or whatnot. This is the part, it doesn't mean anything other than what it says: it's - it's a probability. The way you understand Probabilism, it's probability and the way that we understand Probability is you want it not to happen. It's just an outcome."
So you believe in God.
Kevin Bailey
I'm speechless
Benjamin Rivera
How about that? *SUCK* That's it, it's so easy, I'll just go up a couple of inches and then I'll be there in no time! *Pussy sucking sounds* Mmm, just like that, nice and sloppy! Fuck my cute little tits, like that *Pussy swallowing sounds*. That's all for now but when I want to cum, I have to go back to that chair! *MILK MILK* Yes, that's right, cum for me baby, I don't really want you to cum just yet, let me fill you up with milk! *RUBBING from your pouches* That felt good. Maybe when I fill you up with the milk, I'll turn around and give you another hard titfuck to suck on. *RUBBING* Well, look who came! I should have gone and brought my new toy over, it's too big, but you didn't seem to mind too much. It's just as good now. *CHOMPING sounds* Now come and sit back down, and let me get down on you!
Justin Gutierrez
Carson Garcia
I could play with this for hours
Oliver Collins
Yo I would unironically read more of this
Christopher Lopez
Angel Powell
Woah, you can get it to give you links
Mason Johnson
Oh shit I got a working link!
Adrian Long
Based and redpilled
Jonathan Gutierrez
the boomer meme, as interpreted by Ligotti.
Jace Thomas
This is the most articulate AI post in the thread
James Kelly
So it spat this out and I decided to look up those usernames. They're both real reddit accounts and they both seem to be associated a number of subreddits like /r/counting and /r/livecounting which is literally just people listing numbers in order to each other. Fucking weird
Mason Reed
HOLY SHIT LMAO
Alexander Price
what the fuck
Cooper Johnson
Not exactly where I thought this would be going but still pretty good.
Ayden Lewis
Adrian Gonzalez
Luis Lewis
Carter Bell
It's great at mimicking heidegger
Daniel Cook
To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!! There is a good reason there is a lot of confusion on the subject. This problem comes to light when anyone obtains a copy of Sonic Team: Arms Are Not Freaking Blue and suddenly finds that their arms are blue. If someone purchases a copy of Arms Are Not Freaking Blue and gets a blue "arm" and immediately uses it, they are committing a copy theft. The reason for this problem is pretty simple:
The arm only functions (for a finite number of seconds).
The arm does not take actions. It simply stays there to be blue for as long as the player's arms (or lack thereof) last.
This is the only place this problem comes up - at least to me. I have yet to experience this in any game I've played.
There have certainly been "official" sources stating this, but I'm confident I have heard enough complaints about