Incel

Have you read Lori A. Witt's magnificent novel, Yea Forums? It has a 4.52/5 on Goodreads! Kirkus Reviews called it "Energetic crime fiction with sharp characters and a realistic menace."

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I'M A REALISTIC MENACE NIGGA DON'T TRY ME
IMMA PULL UP WITH THE STENDO AND BODYPILLOW LIKE SKRR
INCELS REALLY OUT HERE ON THESE STREETS

kek

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This is amazing
Are we mentioned by name?

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lol pls tell me the main villain is a fourteen year old kid

yes

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This is the author.

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>1 sq cm avatr image, only showing part of her face
>obvious shes massive
every fucking time

woah, I was going to read all that but I see it says "vomiting" that's one of my triggers like yikes can't look at those words now I guess haha

dios mio...

As if Incels aren't villified enough, now they get (fat) feminists profiting off their virginity. This is a photo of the author. I can also see her as involuntarily celibate, she shouldn't throw shit at her own kind..

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is she even punching down at this point? if she were a man she'd be one of us for sure.

mein gott

>anti-ace language
What the fuck is that?
>binary language
What?

>SaltyIncels
jesus christ user I spit lemon tea all over my desk

>binary language
there's a section written entirely in machine code, it's very Landian

You guys do realize it's a fact that incels are more prone to: violent crimes, misogyny, racism, and right-wing groups, right?

I mean there's literally documentation on this. Women are smart to see incels as a very valid threat to them, because they are.

Female incels have to be horribly disfigured. Her issue isn't something that couldn't be solved through severe intoxication, men are disgusting after all.

Lori, when's Incel 2 coming out? I'm highly anticipating it.

4/10
here's you (You)

This is bad logic. Women are also more likely to kill babies than men, but they aren't really perceived as a threat to them

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>She was wearing an oversized Rick & Morty T-shirt

>outside of friendship and sex, they were a match made in hell

99% of abusive men in relationships are Chads, fact. The misogyny of Incels doesn't affect women at large, aside from the few violent cases. Widespread misogyny in the corporate world is the bigger issue they should focus on. Incels are irrelevant and mostly harmless pathetic virgins. Chauvinistic politicians and CEOs are more likely to cause harm to women than a bunch of shitposters who can't get laid.

*Ahem*

13/50

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>new husband named ahmed
I feel like shes just doing this to provoke Yea Forums incels at this point

Ace could be adverse childhood experience and binary is the use of 'he' and 'she'.

>rick&pickle
>wife's bull ahmed
this was done intentionally to """"""troll"""""" incels wasn't it.

Yikes!

This is a fucking masterpiece.

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>A friend of mine is into actual cuckolding

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>He and his wife tear their hair out over this 'new' definition
You can't make this up

>are you familiar with the film, The Matrix?
boomer
>They're /proud/ to be so-called black pillers
delusional
>Or cuck, as they say
BOOMer
>In fact, you might get called a cuck for working with me.
toppest kek
>many of these men believe that rape isn't a crime
*shouldn't be

as an editor, I would not let this go to print without at least some touch-ups, preferably extensive rewrites, best of all would be to cut this entire page and let the exposition come in through context. It's not really complicated lingo. The reader can figure it out on their own.

>yeah I got a buddy who lets someone else fuck his wife- he's so upset that people are getting the term cuck wrong!
HAHAHA has this person ever had an interaction with a human before?
and what on earth is this attempt at dialogue, obvious she's just typing the rambling speech she tries to probably tell everyone who has the displeasure of sittig next to her on a bus, but why do they keep "breathing" their statements- she says that like four times
fuck, more pls

Underrated

it is by grace alone that she isn't male in 2019

>Damian nodded silently
>Damian said
>Melissa exhaled
>Damian's eyebrows slowly climbed
>Damian breathed
>She took a deep breath
>Damian sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose
>He nodded
>He rolled his eyes
>she muttered
>he grumbled into his drink
>she went on

>Elliot Rodger is a God
>TinderCreep69
Is this satire?

It's a didactic work, propaganda, written by an idiot. What do you expect?

this isn't even the correct red or blackpill, which is that women try to be impregnated by the Chad and then get the beta to raise the child unwittingly, while making it illegal for the father to get a paternity teset

What?

Fuckzoned femcel for sure. Odd as it sounds, femcels (women who can't get their FWB crush to commit) really hate incel's guts, more so than normal women.

Not really.

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the fucking state of literature these days
why is almost nothing written for mature, intelligent aults

They're not even in the same league. There is no lower league woman for Incels to date, they're at the bottom of the barrel. Femcels are ungrateful, entitled cunts yet hate Incels who don't even have the privilege of choice.

What are you talking about. This is instant so-bad-its-good cult classic. The book equivalent of quality MST3K entertainment.

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In femcel mind, incel have the "easy way out" in porn, because women don't put much value on sex to begin with (its easy to get you see, and don't expect any capacity of wearing shoes empathy...). Porn is the thing stopping virgins from showering landwhales with affection or something. They're kinda right. Women desire to be loved, while bottom tier guys can cope just by whacking it off.

porn further isolates the incel within his own mind tho
and most robots do long for emotional intimacy, albeit a twisted, fucked-up anime-cliche-drenched parody of intimacy which is the closest thing they can imagine to a wholesome relationship

This is self-published shlock thanks to the infinite wisdom of Jeff Bezos and Amazon.

Frankly, it's hard to say about what goes on in robot mind. I suspect they are placing unrealistic hopes in gf as some sort of holy grail to solve all the downsides of neetdom. IRL male bonding can go a long way, this whole "need to hug" meme is more result of being totally isolated socially, not mere lack of gf.

I've noticed some sort of fringe feminists despise porn

Porn raises the bar in sex bargaining, not only feminists, but most women despise it. Only very few women realize that sex bargaining (sex for commitment) is a grave mistake to begin with and such relationships are bound to fall apart.

I really don't get this
They make porn for women. I have a pretty good female friend who's bi and apparently a porn addict

porn is a visual medium, so right off the bat it has a hard time reaching women because women are not as susceptible to arrousal by visualization

also, desu, your female friend is probably just tell you that for attention. like sure maybe she 'likes porn' but she's getting off more from telling people that and seeing them be amazed by her than you or I could watch a disgusting pron whore and be taken away for two minutes until we cum and then turn away in disgust- which is at least how I hope you consume your porn user

well she must be one dirty bitch

>Fringe
Bro the whole second wave was about hating porn

MST3K is not for mature, intelligent adults

Some women indeed do watch some. If she's ugly and has high sex drive, she's probably telling the truth.

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Like the shit that lines the shelves of Barnes & Nobles is any better.

watch /= use as a tool to cum
men have a distinct reaction to porn that can be quantified and measured, knowing there are women that watch porn tells me nothing about their usage for it

and, no, if she's fugly she's definitely just doing it for attention- how else would she get fucked? don't you know the ugliest girls are often the sluttiest?

no way anyone would fuck that

It was decent in pre-youtube era as a review reel of B cinema. Netflix definitely put the nail in coffin tho.

> don't you know the ugliest girls are often the sluttiest?
There's a sharp tipping point where nobody would tap her ass. My theory is that is the point porn needs to come into play. It's still probably perceived rather differently - they strongly self-insert as the female model and imagine to be "desired", ie still inverse of the male fantasy when watching porn.

>holocaust mention
My trigger

>Reference to a historical event
OH GOD PLEASE NO

>SaltyIncels

50+ old ugly fat smelly geezers. I have a fatso ugly sister, the sea of male desperation is deep you'd not believe it.

>She was wearing an oversized rick&morty T-shirt

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>ace

This is what they call the self identified "asexual" people in tumblr queer circles. It's "hip" and "affirming". It is to my great shame that I know this, but now you are infected too.

Its like she only read the sparknotes on Yea Forums

so a femcel?

to be fair, she made some effort, r9k btfo

>women don't watch porn
>if they do they are ugly and seeking attention
You guys are clueless
Go to porn hub and search "for women" tags. try and tell me any of those videos are made with men in mind. Let's not forget all the retarded teenage soap tier porno shows that are high budget. Men don't pay for that shit, women do. Most women also have a dildo or other toys in their bedside draw.

>The user behind Yea Forums post No. 13088171 is especially bad. His incel threat level readings are off the chart.

The irony is feminists own the incel epidemic. The sexual revolution gave women individuality over their own bodies, but it also invited rape culture and by extension, modern misogyny. They don't have the self-awareness to realize the word 'incel', the idea that a male is not a fully realized man until he has sex with a woman, only reinforces sexual anxiety in men, which drives them to rape without seeing any alternative, which makes rape culture what it is today. Given this, along with the objectification of women, and the commodification of sex, why won't feminists admit the sexual revolution did more harm to women than good? How can they still justify it?

>Holden
kek, he unironically would be an incel in modern day

>implying r9k are never not btfo

>shouldn't be
That is dialogue. She is free to speak as retardedly as she wants in dialogue.

Also, she bloviates about the anger. They assume that people that disagree with them are always angry when the inverse is usually true. Once again, this is dialogue, and the character should be free to be retarded. Unfortunately, it appears that the retardation of the characters is only a reflection of the reflection of the author.

Pic related is sort of off topic - but not entirely.

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Dude, the smokestack is literally not even connected to the Krema at Auschwitz.

>Jeff Bezos
somebody should publicly execute that fag

what a whore

>The irony is
There is no irony. This is a snapshot of Social Marxism. Women were stimulated to demand conditions. What we currently have is the result of those conditions being present.
>why won't feminists admit the sexual revolution did more harm to women than good?
They will never accept responsibility. I do not recall any first wavers apologizing for Prohibition, which was their first fruit after getting the vote. They will likely never apologize for anything nor will they likely admit that they ever got anything wrong.

"I dropped the toothpaste," he said, crestfallen.

>Book 1
Can't wait the next one. Will they meet a incel moriarty, who they attempt to catch in every book. Or is there some new dangerous group in the next book.
I'm half tempted to buy a bottle of vodka, and write something about incels while drunk. I want to see does goodreads give it 5 stars.

I don't understand. Uses every "incel" terminology, yet fails to mention Yea Forums or /r9k/. Why?

We are no longer relevant anymore. Fot the normies, Yea Forums is synonymous with /pol/ these days.

Don't be pretentious, MST3K was funny shit.
The pre-YouTube seasons still hold up. However, you're right that the Netflix revival is awful.

Do Barnes & Noble sell self-published books?

BAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT IT, THE MORE IT LOOKS LIKE A MAN

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INCEL GAaaAAANG
WE IN HERE, WE OUT HERE
MY-SO-GYNY, REPEAT AFTER ME
MAKE WOMEN DEAD IN THE STREETS

the original incel was a female after all

Let's say we can't find the plans of the chimney in 5 minutes on google and see that it is indeed connected, what's your exolanation?

Jews built the camp but fucked up the location of the chimney? They couldn't build one right next to the building so they just put it somewhat close to it? Despite this huge mistake no one though of fixing it? Why would they allow people to visit the camp when such a blatant mistake exist?

The chimney being a fake one just bring unlikely scenarios.

really throbs my skull

Ban pornography, legalize prostitution and create top notch, state subsidized brothels. Wtf? Inceldom is gone. Wtf? Male suicides are going down. Wtf? Nobody pays attention to e-thots and nobody gives money to their patreons anymore. Wtf? Male and female relationships become the healthiest in decades.

Moar excerpts plz

It might be my innate curiosity speaking but I want to meet a woman like this just so I could hopefully better understand her struggle.

Ooooh she missed the culturally relevant window by about 10 years, oh well, better luck next time

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It is much worse than that. The curators admit that it was added by the Russians at the end of the war. They apparently did not have time to complete the integration before it needed to be "inspected" as evidence. I speculate that this is the reason why almost all photos in the early days showed the Krema from specific angles; to mask the fact that the chimney was a fraud. Direct inspection shows the Krema to be a standard disposal Krema. It is not capable of generating the heat necessary to reduce bone to ash without leaving substantial fragments. Smoke could not have risen from it, as was recorded in depositions of witnesses. The Krema, as presented in Holocaust literature, is a fraud.

>Empirical data suggests the accuracy of my earlier contention that your weapons against me are without merit. Ha ha!

The nose and cheek structure begin to fuse into one big bulbous man mush.

I spent a lot of time on incel forums and you really never see anyone except some guy having a temper tantrum saying that women deserve rape, but in every mainstream depiction of incel stuff they always make it some kind of central focus. I hate the media so much.

>I spent a lot of time on incel forums
Why?

Do go on these forums. Seriously. I have never been successful with women and the last thing I'd want is to bond with people over that.

The russian rebuilt the chimney you liar.

And why bother taking photos at a certains angle while admiting people to visit and see by themselves the mistake? Why add the chimney at all?
It doesn't make sense

Oh and direct inspection by whom?

Well I went back when it was more of an organic thing before it became well known. Mostly I just went on old /r9k/. It evolved into a bunch of memes and some of them are still funny like chad. I also had other problems too that made me really hopeless and suicidal so that's why I could tolerate that level of depression and self-hatred.

Other problems being heroin and paranoid schizophrenia. /r9k/ was mostly about people totally fucked up real autists and such piss jugs etc., I felt like I belonged.

Where do you think we are?

because miserable, hateful people want social interaction too, and they want it from people who won't judge them (or make them introspect)

A real beauty...

>Random internet poster says women deserve rape
>It's all certain women can talk about

It's almost like it's something they like to spend time fantasizing about.

You don't want to belong here. That mentality is what gave us furries and trannies.

Gravitate towards where you want to belong, lurk and assimilate. Keep some sort of contact with that.
When the only thing you discuss is that kind of nihilistic shit, there is no way out.

That's why I fucked off from /pol/ and /r9k/. I'm far from being good, but I don't want to get worse. Fuck the gutter.

>The russian rebuilt the chimney you liar.
Why? This makes no sense. If there were a chimney there then there would be no need for a "better" one. If it is evidence then leave it as it is. A chimney built by the Russians is no evidence against the Germans. It is falsified evidence and nothing more.
>And why bother taking photos at a certains angle while admiting people to visit and see by themselves the mistake?
The US market gobbled this story like no one's business. We had no reasonable means to verify validity. Now, with ready access to information and photographs from other angle, the story is collapsing - even for us gullible Americans.
>Why add the chimney at all?
To prove that the furnace could burn at the temperature that the witnesses stated and to validate the stories of liars that never saw the Krema and that just assumed that there was a big chimney.
>It doesn't make sense
We were trying people for crimes that did not occur. We needed evidence of such crime, which we did not have - so we fabricated it.

By the rest of the Allied Forces. The rest of the gang were willing to ride along with the lies, provided there was plausible deniability, but the British and US were typically too timid to blatantly falsify evidence.

more choice excerpts lads, i want to heart attack from laughing

No shit. It is so bad that I am considering obtaining a copy. I feel so guilty but I cannot help myself.

amazon.com/Incel-Walker-Arruda-Book-1-ebook/dp/B07GLXGC45/

It's free if you have Kindle Unlimited.

Here is the review
>KIRKUS REVIEWS: "Energetic crime fiction with sharp characters and a realistic menace."

>Lori A. Witt is the fourth corner of the Gallagher-Witt quad, and prefers to play in the genres of science fiction, fantasy, and suspense over all that romance nonsense. Okay, so romance does show up sometimes, but these are the books she writes when she needs a change of pace. Suspense, thrillers, sword and sorcery, spaceships--Lori writes it all. Like the other members of the quad (L.A. Witt, Lauren Gallagher, and Ann Gallagher), Lori currently lives in southern Spain with her husband and a pair of cats who don't like each other. In her spare time, she tries to stay out of the middle of L.A.'s and Lauren's ongoing rivalry, while never missing a chance to trip Ann when she's not paying attention.

Go on.

STANDO*

Don't worry user. I hate Americans so much that I've already erased it from my memories.

INCELS IFFY UH
WOMAN KINDA TRICKY UH

What is a STANDO?

The russian rebuilt the chimney to preserve the camp as it was as the chimney was destroyed. Same thing happened in Cambodgia with the Vietnamese trying to preserve evidences of Pol Pot killing. Think.

>The US market gobbled this story like no one's business. We had no reasonable means to verify validity.
You know that the Auschwitz museum opened in 1947, right? I know americans are a bit slow but come on.

>To prove that the furnace could burn at the temperature that the witnesses stated
Ok, so they still completly fucked uo the location of the chimney. How?
>nd to validate the stories of liars that never saw the Krema and that just assumed that there was a big chimney.
Why would they let those people act as legitimate witness? For a group capable of making up something as big as a fake genocide they don't seems very smart.

Anyway. I warned you that you could find proof of the chilney by 5 minutes of searching but seems lile you didn't even do that.

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>13093789
Proof?

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>Chad
>or Tyrone, if he's black
oh no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the 4channel site, my fren :) /r9k/ is a board on that filthy 4chin site.

Bumping for this.

damn...

This is written with a similar cadence to the dialogue in Law & Order, imagine Ice T saying all those lines about cucks.

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Because Yea Forums is not, nor has it ever been a big player in the incel scene.

you've never been to /r9k/ then.
>inb4 incel is a reddit word
no its not you stupid incel

Gotta safegard the narrative from smart goys.

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The robot and the incel (previously love-shy) are two very distinct phenomena, none of the personalities and very little of the terminology of the incelosphere originate on Yea Forums.

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Jojo reference gayboy